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Author Topic: Pre-Punt Music....  (Read 1115 times)

What helps you get in the mood?

With tongue firmly in cheek, how about....

2 Live Crew - Me So Horny - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6VTj7LhCtE

2 Live Crew - Do Wah Diddy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiNQH4WAV-M




Offline vorian

« Last Edit: June 19, 2014, 01:47:47 AM by vorian »
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Good mood setter and as a reminder not to give your power away to any woman.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=wjKiU97MC4XB7Abp0YHABA&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DnYYTLJ8YHi4&cd=1&ved=0CBsQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNFkljPDEM6LsAlN0bI_DPpjl5Y8PA

Good choice V

For when you searching on AW for the next pro$$ie Girls Girls Girls Jay Z always a good reminder that there are a lot of different types of women out there to fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0yrm2eI2bM

And just cos I love this track

No Diggity - Blackstreet. - Which has a constant reminder to bag it up....And a little ode to E.A.S. as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL9mRus19o
« Last Edit: June 19, 2014, 08:46:07 AM by cockneybstrd »

how about

Relax by FGTH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_2entulkw

Probably save alot of money if I listened to the lyrics

Offline CBPaul

Since my genre of choice is rock I don't tend to listen to music on the way to a punt, doesn't get me in the right mood and distracts me from trying to find the venue - I have an appalling sense of direction and sometime struggle to find then end of my fucking drive without sat nav.

Being a rock fan though, how about.

Charlotte the Harlot, Killer Queen, Pretty Tied Up or Rocket Queen.

Don't really set the mood for a nice fluffy GFE though  :D

A bit of 70's Funk always helps, Picture a Car Chase in Starsky and Hutch. I think it's on account of it being the background music to all the 70's porn I used to enjoy as a teenager.

new_punter Great suggestions! It's all about HipHop and Funk for sex music.

Sometimes girls play some awful euro techno bullshit, I'm part of the Rave generation but can't stand that shit have to get them to turn it off.

Since my genre of choice is rock I don't tend to listen to music on the way to a punt, doesn't get me in the right mood and distracts me from trying to find the venue - I have an appalling sense of direction and sometime struggle to find then end of my fucking drive without sat nav.

Being a rock fan though, how about.

Charlotte the Harlot, Killer Queen, Pretty Tied Up or Rocket Queen.

Don't really set the mood for a nice fluffy GFE though  :D

I also tend to be listening to the old Sat-Nag.  You missed the all important Fat Bottomed Girls for the BBW lovers here.

A bit of 70's Funk always helps, Picture a Car Chase in Starsky and Hutch. I think it's on account of it being the background music to all the 70's porn I used to enjoy as a teenager.

Ahh, the old classics with no sign of a shaved pussy, fake tits or a condom for that matter.

new_punter Great suggestions! It's all about HipHop and Funk for sex music.

Sometimes girls play some awful euro techno bullshit, I'm part of the Rave generation but can't stand that shit have to get them to turn it off.

Glad you liked the fun suggestions, no doubt plenty more to be found out there.



Ahh, the old classics with no sign of a shaved pussy, fake tits or a condom for that matter.



I don't know why but it's the cheesy dialogue that turns me on. :D

I don't know why but it's the cheesy dialogue that turns me on. :D

Probably because there is dialogue, unlike a lot of modern porn.

I reasoned that the music should be catchy and memorable, and play at around 165 bpm (beats per minute). That is so as to sharpen the mind, get the blood flowing to the nether regions and stimulating endorphin production.
After careful scientific research including state of the art samplers and psychometric testing, I found that the ideal pre punt track could only be ..........Yakety Sax.
Sorry, can't do links on my ipad but you'll find it on YouTube.
Otherwise, if you are feeling particularly fluffy, how about Pearl of the Quarter, from Countdown to Ecstacy by Steely Dan.
"On the water down in New Orleans, My baby's the Pearl of the Quarter,
She's a charmer like you never seen, Singing Voulez Voulez Voulez Vous........"
Lovely!

Offline red_zed

I like a bit of Lady Gaga and Nikki Minaj but that's just me  :D

Offline G-Raw

Got to be something mellow or the good old classic Dnb - Firestarter by The Prodigy depending on the mood.

Offline SirFrank

Two songs for me to rock up to - thunderstruck by Ac/Dc or insomnia by faithless. Stick those on and I feel like I could fuck and fight the world
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You missed the all important Fat Bottomed Girls for the BBW lovers here.

Another for the above members Sir Mix-A-Lot - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4


Two songs for me to rock up to - thunderstruck by Ac/Dc or insomnia by faithless. Stick those on and I feel like I could fuck and fight the world

Nice choices SirF.

Guess you liked the Insomnia lyrics -
Makin' mad love to my girl on the heath
Tearin' off tights with my teeth

Offline _Bender_

Got to be Montell Jordan - Get It On Tonite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_C_nhzdNFI

Note to self:- got to get pimp style fur coat and pager!!! :D



When I'm in the car on the way to a punt I don't have any music on ive noticed. I have a steely eyed face of concentration. Concentrating on the sat nav and on the time.

You could say that I resemble Steven Hendry as he's concentrating on potting yet another black only I'm more interested in potting the pink and the brown. :D

Online CoolTiger

When I'm in the car on the way to a punt I don't have any music on ive noticed. I have a steely eyed face of concentration. Concentrating on the sat nav and on the time.

You could say that I resemble Steven Hendry as he's concentrating on potting yet another black only I'm more interested in potting the pink and the brown. :D

Easy pink or the tight brown!!   :lol:


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