SCOTTISHLANA. Just... don't.

[Poopster]

This ridiculous excuse for an escort seems to be out your way now, fingers crossed she's left Scotland for good.

Known as Handjob Lucy up around these parts for her amazing ability to get to the end of a booking without being fucked, she's a ball hair away from being a scammer. 

Actually, she's closer to being a scammer than that, those photos are NOT her.  Photo number 11 in her gallery is her, but it is very old.  The rest... well, no fucking chance.  She's a short dumpy little thing with mousey hair, if that's her in the photos I'll eat my hat.

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[Kev3773]

Cheers for the heads up, I think most of us would do our homework and with 7 negatives in a row would give her a wide berth 

[Joe Cocker]

This ridiculous excuse for an escort seems to be out your way now, fingers crossed she's left Scotland for good.

Known as Handjob Lucy up around these parts for her amazing ability to get to the end of a booking without being fucked, she's a ball hair away from being a scammer. 

Actually, she's closer to being a scammer than that, those photos are NOT her.  Photo number 11 in her gallery is her, but it is very old.  The rest... well, no fucking chance.  She's a short dumpy little thing with mousey hair, if that's her in the photos I'll eat my hat.

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I had read other bad reports about her but thanks for the heads up.

It does make me wonder though how if she is really that bad she has 263 positive reviews on AW over 6yrs?

[Poopster]

I had read other bad reports about her but thanks for the heads up.

It does make me wonder though how if she is really that bad she has 263 positive reviews on AW over 6yrs?

No idea, I cannot account for an absolutely crazy 260+ positive reviews for that girl.  I can only assume they are 260 first-timers with no expectations or people not wishing to have reciprocal negative feedback.  She's a disarmingly nice person, but she will take this to the end of the punt with little action.

[tynetunnel]

Thanks for the heads up 

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It does make me wonder though how if she is really that bad she has 263 positive reviews on AW over 6yrs?

I'm not sure where the six years comes from but she's been around way longer than that. Her positive reviews are a constant source of bafflement. I reckon she's only ever had full sex about 5 times 

[cumking]

I think she is now English Lucy on AW. Not sure but I had a really bad experience. Or maybe they work in collaboration. See review now up!

[Fragilehand]

Thank you was planning to see her and messaged through aw but not now!

[Tommygun67]

I was tempted a few weeks ago when she was in Gateshead. I messaged her re availability but before she got back to me I read the reviews on here. So I sent her another message saying I was no longer interested due to bad reviews I had read and what she came back with was "I treat people as they deserve to be treated, would you want to have sex with total scumbags ?" To which I replied "no, that's why I am no longer interested in seeing you" 

[Ride4fun7]

Thanks for the heads up as the photos look great

[Poopster]

I think she is now English Lucy on AW. Not sure but I had a really bad experience. Or maybe they work in collaboration. See review now up!

Different girl, English Lucy is much more attractive than the Scottish one.

[mcb]

I’ve heard of changing names to skirt bad reviews, but changing nationalities is a good one!

[cumking]

Different girl, English Lucy is much more attractive than the Scottish one.

Well she had a Scottish accent and her reviews mirror scottishlana or Scottish Lucy or whatever. I don’t know it’s all confusing but if you fancy spending your 80 quid to find out, you do that and let us know 👍

[Poopster]

Well she had a Scottish accent and her reviews mirror scottishlana or Scottish Lucy or whatever. I don’t know it’s all confusing but if you fancy spending your 80 quid to find out, you do that and let us know 👍

That's just fucking bizarre 

Anyway, naw, am no travelling doon tae Englandshire to test ride a shite hoor just to see if she's the same shite hour I've already posted two negs for! 

[MasterChief]

That's just fucking bizarre 

Anyway, naw, am no travelling doon tae Englandshire to test ride a shite hoor just to see if she's the same shite hour I've already posted two negs for!

Why the fuck did you see her again after the first Neg?

[Poopster]

Why the fuck did you see her again after the first Neg?

Late at night, just wanted a pump 'n' dump.  Wasn't too concerned about a good service, just shoot my muck.  It didn't work out that way...