Author Topic: Sassy Queenie - Kilmarnock (Read 2466 times)

dthompson88 · « **on:** September 21, 2021, 04:50:28 pm »

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Saw this one last week, but was so pissed off, kept putting off the review.

Half hour incall - £80

Comms: Terrible, never got back to me til 3 days later. And even then only answered a couple of texts.

Arrived at the house, she immediately starts yapping, "I know you! I know you! Blah fuckin' blah..."

Never seen her before, "I don't think so-" Then she starts calling me by 3 different names all in the one hyper-active verbal rant about meeting in a club in Ayr recently, haven't been clubbing in over a decade.

Then leads me to a messy room with a bunk bed and looks at an alarm clock.

Right that's it just gone quarter past, so we finish at quarter to."

Clockwatcher- bad move #1.

Then she continues to yap for another 5 mins while money exchanges hands. (couldn't make a sharp exit as she'd locked the door and her dog was barking its nuts off in the next room.

Started with DFK which she persisted with for too long before finally moving on to oral, then came the absolute dealbreaker.

"I won't do full sex on a first date."

What?!

So angry, I made my excuses, put my clothes on and left, she was still gibbering like an amphetamine-riddled fuckpig when I headed out the door.

Utter mentalist. Avoid at all costs.

Abdhal · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2021, 04:55:26 pm »

I take it, this is the correct link.

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dthompson88 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2021, 04:57:30 pm »

Cheers Abdhal, saw that and edited with the right one.

Abdhal · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2021, 04:57:57 pm »

Abdhal · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2021, 05:03:51 pm »

I think Killie is a area to avoid.

Thanks for TOFFT.

If I was you, I'd travel in to Glasgow.

dthompson88 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2021, 05:08:58 pm »

People have said that to me in the past, but now I think I'll do it.

What's the extra cost for a decent to good punt? Train fare.

Abdhal · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2021, 05:13:07 pm »

Quote from: dthompson88 on September 21, 2021, 05:08:58 pm

People have said that to me in the past, but now I think I'll do it.

What's the extra cost for a decent to good punt? Train fare.

If it means getting a decent punt, it has to be worth the extra few quid.

dthompson88 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2021, 05:31:44 pm »

Quote from: Abdhal on September 21, 2021, 05:13:07 pm

If it means getting a decent punt, it has to be worth the extra few quid.

That's me done with Killie/Ayrshire, used to have a couple of decent WGs; a wee blonde stripper with nice fake tits in the town centre and a dominatrix milf on the outskirts, but that was years ago. Both have since moved on, now it's just Eastern European clock-watchers and skanky wee chancers.

Marvlus69 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2021, 05:42:23 pm »

Looking at main pic, I’d never go near…can’t stand people who take pics with the biggest mess in the house behind them..laziness straightaway…
No reviews or feedback..
Should have asked what you were getting in text..

No sex on a date….it’s not a fucking date, your paying…

I’d have said well I don’t pay for nothing on a first date, ya greedy skanky bitch.. lol

J_H · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2021, 05:59:16 pm »

She's 'a bundle of fun' apparently.

I can see a bundle right enough, quite a few.

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Author Topic: Sassy Queenie - Kilmarnock (Read 2466 times)