External Link/Members OnlyPrice:£100 for 30 minutes
When:September 2021
Location:Block of flats near to the city centre. I'm not too familiar with Birmingham, but there's ample parking on the street and nearby. I parked a street away and walked (which I usually do as the mise-en-scène is part of the punt for me) — I've been to one or two locations that resembled the ruins of 2003 Afghanistan, but Chardonnay's place is very nice, safe, clean, and the location is discreet as can be. You'll need to punch in the flat number for entrance to the building and the flat immediately abuts the lift entrance.
Communication:All arranged via text. I messaged her a couple of days before the meet with a date and time, she replied promptly to confirm that she was available. I had to cancel the original meeting in the end, but she was gracious in her response and I rebooked for the next day. I messaged when I arrived and she replied promptly with the flat number.
The girl:Chardonnay's of an average height, very attractive (and even more so in person), not a drop of fat on her, smooth and buttery soft tanned skin, large enhanced milkers, and — in my opinion — one of the greatest bodies of any escort I've ever seen. She was very friendly and engaging and made me feel comfortable.
The meet:I should preface this by saying I have pretty vanilla preferences and the only unorthodox sexual peccadillo I have is a foot fetish. I handed over the cash and Chardonnay began sensual DFK while I was still standing; I like kissing a lot and Chardonnay's was the best I've experienced — she has enhanced, pillow soft lips and she kisses like she means it. She also wrapped her hands around me and was ruffling the back of my hair, stroking my back, and occasionally groping my boner (which was, at that point, raging).
I stripped off, laid on the bed, and Chardonnay performed some excellent OWO. She then nestled next to me again for more DFK while she groped my nob and I played with her milkers. I swung her around for some 69, and this was a real highlight — she has a perfect pussy and, most importantly, she was extraordinarily clean and smelled divine. I could have eaten lunch off her undercarriage. (On a side note, I saw an escort around 3 years ago whose pussy actually caused me to abstain from punting for a year — it was revolting.) She then nestled next to me again for some more DFK, before I went down on her again for quite some time. We then moved to missionary and I filled the bag fairly promptly. I cleaned up and enjoyed a pleasant chat with her while getting dressed, before I left with another kiss. I was also huffing poppers throughout the meet and the whole experience was sublime.
Apologies in advance if this review comes across as fluffy, but Chardonnay really is faultless. All the services I wanted were performed with gusto and to perfection, and she's a thoroughly pleasant and lovely lady too.
Overall:9/10. Would I return? Definitely. Best punt of the previous 2 years and I've finally found an escort who I'd like to see regularly.
Topic: X Chardonnay X — Birmingham (Read 2300 times)
