Author Topic: INDIANSERINAJOY - Marble Arch  (Read 3269 times)


20 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6305238) (18 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Ron89

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It’s backing like this that makes me lose faith with UKP in general. People that follow and like my reviews will take something from this so not too gutted that I wasted my hard earned. 120 for half hour so not cheap, based a 5 min walk from Marble Arch. Decent comms but almost paranoid that you’re gonna no show, checked on me a few times which I could have done without.

Got in and was immediately disappointed, she’s a 6.5/10 facially, looks worn out, round face and just didn’t meet the expectations given past reviews. Crucially, there’s very little feminine about her, she’s got this butch masculine Northern accent that could turn the hardest cock flaccid. It’s like one of those chicks that hangs in a pub with the lads, it was horrible and immediately put me on a downer. That coupled with the lower back hair and stubbly pussy made me question whether to walk. My dick getting the better of me, and given I’d had a couple of pints, I decided to stay and shortern the booking to half hour, which is still extortionate for what she is. Her demeanour I can only describe as vacant, she’s either on something or just very slow. Anyway, she sucked me off and it was very average. 6/10 oral with a little deepthroat but only when you ask her.

Sex wise she’s compliant but does this weird bucking and pushes her entire weight back onto you, particularly in doggy as we did this for most of the duration. Her body is very firm, there’s zero jiggle or bounce back when you fuck her from behind or anywhere for that matter. I wish more reviewers would mention body type. Anyway, pounded her whilst trying not to notice her hairy back - she’s not a clockwatcher during the action but will remove your dick as soon as the time goes, she sets an alarm. All in all, I didn’t fancy her and I find the sea of green for this girl baffling and concerning. I feel a little disappointed in the community though granted I should have walked. Hope this helps people on the fence. Borderline negative though not quite bad enough, she was compliant and pleasant, just not worth 120.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2021, 06:47:22 pm by Ron89 »

Offline Payyourwaymate

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A hairy back and an accent that she's one of those women that hang in the pub with the lads?  :lol: :lol: :lol: ah man.

Offline Ron89

I’ve changed my mind, if a mod reads this can this be a neg.

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Haha this review made me laugh. Is it bad that I take some reviews more seriously than others? The hairy back sounds like a huge turn off and the level of attractiveness described makes me dumbfounded how she can command this fee.

Offline Al

Haha this review made me laugh. Is it bad that I take some reviews more seriously than others? The hairy back sounds like a huge turn off and the level of attractiveness described makes me dumbfounded how she can command this fee.

She can command it because she is a 19-20 year old Indian girl.

I thought she was reasonably attractive

Her accent is midlands and not as harsh as 'up north'.

Offline Ron89

She can command it because she is a 19-20 year old Indian girl.

I thought she was reasonably attractive

Her accent is midlands and not as harsh as 'up north'.
It was the combination of the accent and husky masculine tone.

Offline Geko12

thanks for the review

hotlisted yday, taken off today, saved me £200

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thanks for the review

hotlisted yday, taken off today, saved me £200
No it didn’t - you’ll spend it on another SP.  :hi:

Offline Geko12

sorry what i meant was you saved me wasting my 200£ on a shit service provider

 :hi:

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sorry what i meant was you saved me wasting my 200£ on a shit service provider

 :hi:

She's got 8 reviews. 7 are positive. I don't think it's her being a shit provider, more OP tastes did not align with the other reviewers. Hence OP made a specific reference of why did no one give info on her body type. Anyone that follows OPs reviews properly knows he likes facially attractive, feminine, submissive slim thick/bubble chicks that take a "clattering" (his phrase). In her pics though it's clear to see she's not a slim thick bubble butt chick. I suppose the positive reviews must have pushed OP to risk it.


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She's got 8 reviews. 7 are positive. I don't think it's her being a shit provider, more OP tastes did not align with the other reviewers. Hence OP made a specific reference of why did no one give info on her body type. Anyone that follows OPs reviews properly knows he likes facially attractive, feminine, submissive slim thick/bubble chicks that take a "clattering" (his phrase). In her pics though it's clear to see she's not a slim thick bubble butt chick. I suppose the positive reviews must have pushed OP to risk it.
:lol: :D you got me down to a tee. Yeah it’s all subjective but what I’ve mentioned the other 7 reviews have not. The less picky punter will probably be fine with her, but those who want a feminine SP with immaculate grooming and reasonable bedroom skills would not want to punt her at 120 for half hour, regardless of my other more niche tastes.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2021, 06:25:12 pm by Ron89 »

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Youre a fucking saviour.
Ive been trying go arrange a meet with her for the longest - now im happy to cancel it surely.
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