External Link/Members OnlyIt’s backing like this that makes me lose faith with UKP in general. People that follow and like my reviews will take something from this so not too gutted that I wasted my hard earned. 120 for half hour so not cheap, based a 5 min walk from Marble Arch. Decent comms but almost paranoid that you’re gonna no show, checked on me a few times which I could have done without.
Got in and was immediately disappointed, she’s a 6.5/10 facially, looks worn out, round face and just didn’t meet the expectations given past reviews. Crucially, there’s very little feminine about her, she’s got this butch masculine Northern accent that could turn the hardest cock flaccid. It’s like one of those chicks that hangs in a pub with the lads, it was horrible and immediately put me on a downer. That coupled with the lower back hair and stubbly pussy made me question whether to walk. My dick getting the better of me, and given I’d had a couple of pints, I decided to stay and shortern the booking to half hour, which is still extortionate for what she is. Her demeanour I can only describe as vacant, she’s either on something or just very slow. Anyway, she sucked me off and it was very average. 6/10 oral with a little deepthroat but only when you ask her.
Sex wise she’s compliant but does this weird bucking and pushes her entire weight back onto you, particularly in doggy as we did this for most of the duration. Her body is very firm, there’s zero jiggle or bounce back when you fuck her from behind or anywhere for that matter. I wish more reviewers would mention body type. Anyway, pounded her whilst trying not to notice her hairy back - she’s not a clockwatcher during the action but will remove your dick as soon as the time goes, she sets an alarm. All in all, I didn’t fancy her and I find the sea of green for this girl baffling and concerning. I feel a little disappointed in the community though granted I should have walked. Hope this helps people on the fence. Borderline negative though not quite bad enough, she was compliant and pleasant, just not worth 120.