You might call this a bait-and-switch except that both girls were there when I turned up and I was allowed to choose which one I wanted. Let me explain...
After lunch in central London last week I did one of those proximity searches on the Adultwork web app for an Available Today escort within one mile. One of the names that came up was the well-known massage MILF Sweet Nanaa, who has been in my hotlist for a while. She has a ton of positive UKP reviews and a smaller number of negs/neutrals:
External Link/Members OnlySo I rang, fixed up a £90 one-hour B2B massage with a happy ending for half an hour later then wandered slowly over to her location, a massage shop near Leicester Square. In the meantime, I received a flurry of texts from Nanaa, some of them confusing. One said to mention her name first to the receptionist – but the next said that if I
didn't mention her name I could have "another young and friendly nice girl" instead. I know some of Nanaa's reviews say she's as mad as a box of frogs and here was the evidence.
Location: Not sure if it's the right form to name the establishment here* – Nanaa has moved recently, according to her profile – but it's full of twists and turns like many old Soho buildings. Arriving at the counter, I could see both Nanaa and the "young and friendly nice girl" sitting with the receptionist. After I handed over £40 for the basic massage Nanaa led me to one side, whispering conspiratorially. It became clear that she wanted me to go with the other girl, who was called Miya.
Girl: Miya was indeed younger and more attractive, but she didn't have 35 positive UKP reviews behind her, so I was a bit torn. Having a four-handed massage with them both would have been possible for a total cost of £180 but I didn't have that much cash and didn't fancy ducking out to a machine. So I took a gamble and chose Miya. By the way, a "Japanese" girl (yeah, right) called Miya is listed on the website of a London massage shop called Cloud 9 and there are pictures of her there. After much gazing and chin-stroking I don't
think it's the same girl so I won't post a link. Different hairstyle but not totally dissimilar. Also by the way, do you know that most Westerners look alike to Oriental people?
Nanaa took me downstairs to the massage room, which was perfectly clean and allowed almost enough room to swing a cat, with an en-suite bathroom too. She handed me a clean towel and said Miya would be down shortly. I took a shower and she was there when I came out. I noticed for the first time that she was wearing what was almost a virginal white dress with a short flared skirt a bit like the one below. With her girlish bob, bare legs and white trainers she looked very sexy indeed. I'd estimated Miya's age as 20 to 23, but when I asked her later she surprised me by saying she was 30.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyAction: after fishing the extra £50 out of my jeans for the B2B and HE I lay face-down on the massage table with my head in the hole. What followed began as a pretty firm massage with oils. She was standing in bra and pants as first, losing the bra and finally her pants and trainers along the way.
I really lost track of time here, but eventually she climbed on top and rubbed her oily tits all over my back and bum. This was followed by a few CC swipes, then she spent some time fondling my balls before grabbing my growing cock. I lifted my hips up for access and she really went to town on the old feller with her two oiled-up hands. I was really enjoying it and could easily have cum at this point.
Still holding my cock, she started rubbing all around my back entrance. “I do like a finger in my bum," I told her, and after pulling on a latex glove and lubing it up, she delved inside, keeping up a gentler wanking action with the other hand. This was an exquisite feeling and it took a lot of effort to hold back my orgasm. Not sure if two pops would have been allowed, but I often lose interest after the first one these days.
In the meantime, she allowed me to fondle her tits, bum and thighs and to rub a finger between the top of her legs, though she kept them together to restrict further access.
Eventually she got me to turn over, did the B2B thing again with her tits all over me, then rubbed my cock between them. At this point I asked if there were any more extras.
Like what? Maybe 69, I suggested. No, she didn't like 69. Maybe full service? Oh no, it's not allowed. This was all said with good humour.
Finally she wanked me slowly to completion. I've only once been expertly edged, and it wasn't as good as that, but it was still a nice explosion.
Verdict: I'm going to have to get used to this kind of punt because penetration with a condom is getting more and more problematic for me (see other recent reviews). And for just £90 I had me a real good time, as Rod the Mod once sang.
*Re: naming the massage shop. I realise that Nanaa's contact details won't necessarily lead to Miya. Advice gratefully received. 