English Busty Blonde, now known as Kylie Curves - Bournemouth Pre-Lockdown

[BooBoo]

Newbie so be nice...

I saw this girl in Bournemouth a few months before the first UK lockdown, but I’ve only just become a paid member here, hence the time delay. I thought I’d add to some already negative reviews on this escort to hopefully inform others to give her a wide berth.

No URL - she was active on AW until recently but seems to disable her account at times (maybe she only works when she needs some money). Watch out - she also changes her username!

Her AW name was English Busty Blonde when I saw her, and she signed her messages as Bonnie. Her most recent AW profile was Kylie Curves (with an unbelievable 25 positive reviews!!!). The same number of positive reviews that fooled me! Her recent photos do look a bit more like her body but are still airbrushed. The photos she used to fool me were not her!

Anyway, comms were good via AW and then SMS. I arrived at a very shabby flat on Holdenhurst road. She tried to hide behind the door when I arrived but being so large that was difficult for her!  I should have turned and run! 
As I entered, I realised that I’d been duped. Judging by her photos I was expecting a PSE with a Holly Willoughby lookalike but what stood in front of me was a bad Gemma Collins!  Some reviews say she is a size 16, but I’d say more like an 18 or 20. Her face is also not attractive. Not my type at all, but some, may like large, unattractive, unsexy women!!

Having been let down earlier in the day by another girl, I stupidly handed over £140 for 45-minutes. God knows why. I’m quite a decent looking guy so should have asked her for money!  She clearly saw the look of regret and disappointment in my eyes, because during the punt, she did not attempt any level of effort or sexiness.  She just put the condom on and laid back. I got on and off quickly and was out of there within 15 or 20 minutes. On the drive home I questioned my sanity, asking myself why the hell I didn’t just say no thanks and walk!  Lesson learnt for the future!

[patdavies]

Dont worry we have all had a few of them we have all done it and still do.  Its also harder for a lot of men to be nasty to women even though the media tells us the opposite. 

[Payyourwaymate]

I tracked her old profiles and indexed them for you. She seems to have a lot of neg reviews on here.

[BooBoo]

Thanks Payyourwaymate. I appreciate that. 

[southcoastpunter]

Op - do you really mean the meeting took place a few months before THE FIRST LOCKDOWN in march 2020? if so, its too old to be a formal review. the time limit is 6 months for established members and (currently) 12 months for newer members such as yourself. But either way, its out of date.

Please confirm the date you saw her. if its too old we can move it to the regional discussion board so to keep the information but it just won't shhow as a formal review.

[BooBoo]

Oh, sorry. Yeah it was just before the March 2020 lockdown. I appreciate its old but thought I’d share, particularly as she was advertising last week on AW, under her new name. Anyway, move it wherever you like.

[southcoastpunter]

ok thanks for confirming and you are absolutely right to share this information. It just can't be in a formal review. (i don't make the rules). so i will move it to the SW regional discussion board.

[inalco]

This is a more recent pic

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=119743.0

As you can see whilst she's put on the odd pound or two, she still resembles the photo on AW almost exactly!

 

[BooBoo]

Hi inalco, I’m not sure if you’re joking! Those pics on that post are still a few years before I saw her and she was even bigger when I saw her. And not a looker at all.  I’d strongly argue those early pics that are supposedly her (indexed above) and conned me, are not even her or were totally fabricated by a good graphic designer.  I’m sticking to Thai massage parlours these days.

[inalco]

Ho BooBoo,

Yes I was joking, she looks like a real 20 stoner now.

I don't mind a big girl, but one of the reviews mentioned a lack of hygiene, so I wouldn't consider her for that reason, rather than her size.

[BooBoo]

I see she is working in Newbury on Sept 20th.  Here is her new AW profile - External Link/Members Only
Poor Newbury! 

[joninbristol]

Flippin' heck, no wonder ASDA's dairy section was empty in March 2020 !
That's some serious weight gain and a big discrepancy from her original photos. 

[inalco]

Well those photos make her look good, (I like cuddly girls), but I notice they don't show her tummy!

I wonder how old they are?

[Mr Shy]

She seems to have removed her profile.

[BooBoo]

Hi Mr Shy, she only opens her profile on the odd day she works. It’s inactive at all other times.