Candy_Kass - Derby

[gbyld87]

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£70 30min

Plan B, which is usually shit, and this was no exception.  Was let down by another Romanian and I never fucking learn.  The kind of booking you walk away from questioning your very purpose in life.

Comms fine, if anything she was a bit too communicative to the point of being pushy - "when will you get here".. "how long?".. "Are you sure you still coming?" etc etc.  Arrived, then she took 5 mins to fucking respond.  Venue was short-stay apartment in Derby. 

Once in, definitely the girl in the photos, although not half as attractive.  Recently done fake tits, slim but not toned, tattoos matched.  Photos make her look slimmer than she is in real life.  £70 for 30 mins paid.  She was pleasant in a kind of business-like dutiful way only a Romanian can truly pull off.  Kept going on about how she hadn't been out all day, and she wanted to go out into town for whatever.  Not my problem really, but I'm nothing if not pleasant in these circumstances so on and on she goes.

Onto bed, she strips off, keeps Bra on.  Recent done fake tits, and turns out she won't get the fucking things out.  Not good, but at this point it's becoming a salvage operation anyway.  wanks me hard, condom on, 30 seconds BJ, then asks which position.  She doesn't care which, so on top she goes.  She's not particularly tight downstairs, but still only takes half a cock.  Noticed she smelled kind've fusty, like a fart someone's disguised with febreeze.

30 seconds later, she's off and wants me on top (or rather just doesn't want to be on top herself any more).  So into mish, and she's grabbing the cock to prevent taking too much, same in doggy, wretched look on her face, so i got it done and that was that.  To cap things off, soon as it was apparent i was about to cum she leaps off, displaying more energy and vigor in that moment than in the rest of the sordid 10 minutes in total.

She clearly thinks she's done a good job.  She's all smiles, wanting to chat away some more as I placate her while getting dressed.  And then i'm gone, 10 minutes after I arrived.


Fucking terrible.  Avoid at all costs.  The kind of experience that makes me want to pack it all in and take up another hobby.  Fuck my life.


So, a negative it is, I guess!



Oh, and if anyone was ever in any doubt as to whether AW reviews are worth anything... this useless specimen has 179 positives on there. Beggars belief.

[hunkybc]

Ah sorry for the bad review. This is exactly why I don't see ROMs anymore.

[Fence Post]

 this useless specimen

I like it, I can see this phrase coming into regular use!

 

[Marvelous]

Pretty much mirrors my experience off this awful lowlife cunt    Yup i walked out thinking how she managed to get so many reviews on that site to

Anyway thats 4 negatives on the trot so the next punter will only have himself to blame

[Willing Sub]

External Link/Members Only

£70 30min

Plan B, which is usually shit, and this was no exception.  Was let down by another Romanian and I never fucking learn.  The kind of booking you walk away from questioning your very purpose in life.

Comms fine, if anything she was a bit too communicative to the point of being pushy - "when will you get here".. "how long?".. "Are you sure you still coming?" etc etc.  Arrived, then she took 5 mins to fucking respond.  Venue was short-stay apartment in Derby. 

Once in, definitely the girl in the photos, although not half as attractive.  Recently done fake tits, slim but not toned, tattoos matched.  Photos make her look slimmer than she is in real life.  £70 for 30 mins paid.  She was pleasant in a kind of business-like dutiful way only a Romanian can truly pull off.  Kept going on about how she hadn't been out all day, and she wanted to go out into town for whatever.  Not my problem really, but I'm nothing if not pleasant in these circumstances so on and on she goes.

Onto bed, she strips off, keeps Bra on.  Recent done fake tits, and turns out she won't get the fucking things out.  Not good, but at this point it's becoming a salvage operation anyway.  wanks me hard, condom on, 30 seconds BJ, then asks which position.  She doesn't care which, so on top she goes.  She's not particularly tight downstairs, but still only takes half a cock.  Noticed she smelled kind've fusty, like a fart someone's disguised with febreeze

30 seconds later, she's off and wants me on top (or rather just doesn't want to be on top herself any more).  So into mish, and she's grabbing the cock to prevent taking too much, same in doggy, wretched look on her face, so i got it done and that was that.  To cap things off, soon as it was apparent i was about to cum she leaps off, displaying more energy and vigor in that moment than in the rest of the sordid 10 minutes in total.

She clearly thinks she's done a good job.  She's all smiles, wanting to chat away some more as I placate her while getting dressed.  And then i'm gone, 10 minutes after I arrived.


Fucking terrible.  Avoid at all costs.  The kind of experience that makes me want to pack it all in and take up another hobby.  Fuck my life.


So, a negative it is, I guess!



Oh, and if anyone was ever in any doubt as to whether AW reviews are worth anything... this useless specimen has 179 positives on there. Beggars belief.

 

[Straightsix]

AW feedback is a load of bolloxs for sure. But UKP feedback is ignored too?...not sure what to think here lads.

[Dipper]

Oh, and if anyone was ever in any doubt as to whether AW reviews are worth anything... this useless specimen has 179 positives on there. Beggars belief.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2021, 12:07:19 pm by gbyld87

THIS^^^

UKP saving us untold pain and thousands of wasted punting vouchers on a daily basis. Thank you all.