Pruksa Teddington - Thai massage

[Sheraton]

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Location: Teddington, a 5 min walk from the station.  Lots of pubs and eateries around the station if that's your post punt thing.
Price: £50 for 60 mins + £30 for HE
Appearance: Black, tunic, leggings.  Pretty.  Petite, hair tied back, a small tattoo on the side of her neck near ear.  Good English, chatty/bubbly. Vey pleasant girl.
Venue: Clean. Smallish but adequate.  No shower. 

The deed: Walked into her place with no issues.  She met me at the top of the steps and asked me in.  She asked for £50 payment upfront and asked me to get undressed while she went out.  Obviously I took my whole kit off and lay down on the massage table.  Massage started with no covering towel and it was very firm on my back, she makes good use of her elbows while administering the massage.  I might be wrong but I don't she's qualified.  She mentioned she has been massaging for 5 years and learnt it in the UK, not from Thailand.  This did not exactly instil confidence, particularly as she really does use her elbows but maybe I'm being over critical. 

Anyway the massage was very firm on back and neck but relatively soft on my legs and thighs, and I really could do with the opposite.  After about 35 mins on the back, she asked me to turn around and whilst massaging my legs she asked if I would like anywhere else massaged.  I said yes everything please; she asked how much I normally pay and as per routine with others I quoted £20 and she said it's £30 baby.  I accepted.  HJ was good tbh with some prostate play and this weird nipple rubbing thing she did (which did nothing for me btw).  No edging and the duration of the HJ and play could have been extended  instead of it being so quick (<10 mins) and for this I give her a neutral.  She allowed touching of her body over her leggings and top.  She uses oil and rubbed it off my body after the session btw. 

Would I return:  Probably not.  It's a bit out of the way for me and there's nothing I take from the session that makes me think wow, maybe I was expecting too much having read the reviews on here. 

[Kamilondon]

Cheers for the review mate.
Well I’m surprised to see a neutral , I personally thought she was a lot hotter than the average Thai massage birds, and he massage was very good.
Will try and go see some of your positive reviews at some point if in the vicinity.

[Kamilondon]

Cheers for the review mate.
Well I’m surprised to see a neutral , I personally thought she was a lot hotter than the average Thai massage birds, and her massage was very good.
Will try and go see some of your positive reviews at some point if in the vicinity.

[MrMakers]

Why did you bump this thread by quoting your own reply from 2 days ago yet not adding anything new to the post?

[Kamilondon]

Why did you bump this thread by quoting your own reply from 2 days ago yet not adding anything new to the post?

It was by mistake, I had made a spelling mistake and I thought I was editing it, but after I posted I realised what I did, anyway what has it got to do with you ? Nothing better to do ?

[Bangman]

Why did you bump this thread by quoting your own reply from 2 days ago yet not adding anything new to the post?

Kamil wasn't happy with me earlier when I said Pruksha is not worth it at another thread.
It seems Kamil is clearly a pruksha fan and wants her to be in the limelight.

[MrMakers]

It was by mistake, I had made a spelling mistake and I thought I was editing it, but after I posted I realised what I did, anyway what has it got to do with you ? Nothing better to do ?

Yeah, sometimes I have nothing better to do than to ask questions about things that don't make sense.  What's it got to do with me?  Why so defensive over a simple question?  Do you have nothing better to do than to go back and edit spelling mistakes from days old posts, or is the more likely answer that you are just a tout?

[Stevelondon]

It was by mistake, I had made a spelling mistake and I thought I was editing it, but after I posted I realised what I did, anyway what has it got to do with you ? Nothing better to do ?

I think Mr Makers was just asking a simple question mate. Chill.

[Kamilondon]

Yeah, sometimes I have nothing better to do than to ask questions about things that don't make sense.  What's it got to do with me?  Why so defensive over a simple question?  Do you have nothing better to do than to go back and edit spelling mistakes from days old posts, or is the more likely answer that you are just a tout?

A tout ? 😂 get the fuck 🤣

[JPin]

I think it can be really disconcerting for people on here when someone rips into them for being "touty", or other common one is to be barked at to get some reviews up.

It's so unnecessary, just leave people be. Kamilondon obviously just made a mistake.

[LLPunting]

I think it can be really disconcerting for people on here when someone rips into them for being "touty", or other common one is to be barked at to get some reviews up.

It's so unnecessary, just leave people be. Kamilondon obviously just made a mistake.

There is nothing wrong with questioning unexplained behaviour, especially when there is precedent for "members" turning out to be touts, pimps, WKs, trolls, etc even after establishing a supposedly reputable history of contribution.  Simply  assuming the (continued) best intentions of every poster in this forum is woefully naive given the community is open to abuse by less than honest SPs and their proxies exploiting our reason for being here.
Kamil may be innocent but most of us correct accidental posts since we have plenty of time to do so, even if you timeout you can report your post to a mod and ask them to remove unnecessary duplicates.  The fact that he may have been overly insistent about the SP in question did not do him any favours.

[JPin]

There is nothing wrong with questioning unexplained behaviour, especially when there is precedent for "members" turning out to be touts, pimps, WKs, trolls, etc even after establishing a supposedly reputable history of contribution.  Simply  assuming the (continued) best intentions of every poster in this forum is woefully naive given the community is open to abuse by less than honest SPs and their proxies exploiting our reason for being here.
Kamil may be innocent but most of us correct accidental posts since we have plenty of time to do so, even if you timeout you can report your post to a mod and ask them to remove unnecessary duplicates.  The fact that he may have been overly insistent about the SP in question did not do him any favours.

I didn't say it was wrong, I'm just saying it's disconcerting and people should think twice before jabbing at others.

[Kamilondon]

There is nothing wrong with questioning unexplained behaviour, especially when there is precedent for "members" turning out to be touts, pimps, WKs, trolls, etc even after establishing a supposedly reputable history of contribution.  Simply  assuming the (continued) best intentions of every poster in this forum is woefully naive given the community is open to abuse by less than honest SPs and their proxies exploiting our reason for being here.
Kamil may be innocent but most of us correct accidental posts since we have plenty of time to do so, even if you timeout you can report your post to a mod and ask them to remove unnecessary duplicates.  The fact that he may have been overly insistent about the SP in question did not do him any favours.

Mate I was simply trying to correct the word he to her in my initial post, after I had corrected it I saw what I had done. Which I explained.
That was all

[aae]

Kamil wasn't happy with me earlier when I said Pruksha is not worth it at another thread.
It seems Kamil is clearly a pruksha fan and wants her to be in the limelight.

+1
Don't remember who it was but when I suggested that we keep HE to £20 on another thread on this SP, I too got some pushback.

I will reiterate: Not paying £30 on top of £50 to anyone for massage and HE that far out in London.

[Stevelondon]

+1
Don't remember who it was but when I suggested that we keep HE to £20 on another thread on this SP, I too got some pushback.

I will reiterate: Not paying £30 on top of £50 to anyone for massage and HE that far out in London.

But Teddington is a lovely place.