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An hour for £90
Arranged by text & a couple of convos.  Very good comms
Mobile is on the GT ad, which makes things easier
Venue is 9 floors of hoors in WOT, there are a couple of em
Parking in WOT ain’t the easiest & Sainsburys is opposite

I usually have an aversion to tower block punting however it’s a nice part of Surrey
& what looks to be a mostly private block, so no issues.  During the day also

Magic door treatment
Greeted by a 5’7”-5’8” [fake] blondie EE, bout a size 10 with enhanced rack, not massive
A pretty face & eyes
Think norty attractive looking GND [just turns out not so norty on the massage front]

A massage table in a dedicated room with curtains drawn & some side-lighting
Would have preferred a firm bed or even better a futon, however the table was much wider than most, so was OK
Better than average punting / massage accomo

Hand over the folding & got the clobber off rapido whilst she stashed the cash.  No time wasting on this by her
Started on front with a shoulder & back massage given, then heading south 
Reckon an inexperienced / new punter could succumb to timewasting
Its not hard to give out some subtle direction
And she’s got very good English so easy to make it in a banter sort of way to get the message across
Some CC’s & RU’s
She’s got very well manicured nails & repeated dragging down from the helmet shaft to the bag was exquisite
This carried on then got slowly tugged off from behind with plenty of oil, mixed in with some b2b tits on back
Flip after maybe 20-25 mins, usually I manage to get to this earlier
Then b2b HJ moving onto some oilyTWs
Some edging & I’m pretty sure my request to shoot on her rack was declined

Worth mentioning that I was asked to take watch off, so as 'not to get oil on it'
Yeah right
[there is a recent thread on this]
My punting watch is water & johnsons proof so I’m thinking I ain’t gonna get to the hour
Departed on bout 50 mins, however reckon this could be shorter for the inexperienced

Will I return ? – doubtful
Maybe for an emergency tank emptying session
Don’t reckon much scope for things to be ramped up on subsequent visits

Would I recommend ? – yes ish
If you like a safe massage session with very good comms with a nice friendly burd
Perhaps better for a newbie UKP'er getting to know the ropes
Or maybe a one-off as an alternative to an AMP if this is your usual modus operandi

Could have been a neutral, as others have reported on here
Positive tho that the RU nail tease from behind was ace & some edging towards the end
Very good comms, pukka accomo & she’s nicer than your average massage burd
A bit ‘meh’ lacking in spark, a structured type of session & out the door early
Did the job when the only other options that day were AMPs & I was a bit bored of these
Diddly avail on the indie front, other than for Jessica & was very easy to tee things up

Yep
Thats the burd

The UKP link shows the same GT ad

As for the ace pics, these are far from errr...ace
The pic on the 3rd row on the left is the closest ish, if you wind the clock back some
Then do it again
The rest of the pics are nowhere near, not even remotely similar
The ace map link shows the correct location

Cheers for the review and intel WP - was it this one...?

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Think she was off the menu during lockdown(s) - guessing she’s back now if the same chick?

Cheers.

The pic on the 3rd row on the left is the closest ish, if you wind the clock back some
Then do it again
The rest of the pics are nowhere near, not even remotely similar

Sounds like a classic case of Profile Flux Capacitor DeLorean syndrome.... but still worth taking for a spin. 

Cheers, WP 

Great detailed review WP. Aligns with what I learnt when I saw her....only I was/am a noob and got properly stitched up on time.

Crikey i didn't even realise that there is a new section
Ideal

Does this review need going into the NEW massage section?

Question to one of the mods / tech wizards - if moved will it still show on the review count ?
Would prefer it to show
Am a long way from me getting into 3 figures but its a target to work towards

I've done a few reviews in the European section, not for donkeys ages, however these deffo don't show on the review count

 
Everyone is a noob at some point
Getting out seeing burds is like on the job training
You most recent review is pukka  so you are well on the right track
And being on here speeds up the training process, obvs

When discretely sort of adding some direction to the session [like i could see it not going the full hour], I did get a bit of 'push-back' from her
It was like water off a ducks back to me
I smiled & came up with some bollox like her teasing HJs skills were amazing
& that very easy to get addicted to this & want to do a repeat visit
[ TBH her skills are well developed, just that they could have been elongated ]
I was like i was a politician coming up with a conciliatory comment to smooth things over
Pretty sure she knew full well that what i said was bollox, however it seemed to work, so a negative atmosphere was avoided
However i ain't gonna be rushing back & no doubt the same for others visiting / reading on here

In contrast i've had other massage burds say no rush, some time until the next booking
And the session has gone a bit over time [or at least the full hour etc shower excluded] with action pretty much throughout
This does need a bit of luck but also comes down to the burds approach
On the way out the door within a few mins i'm already thinking about arranging the next session
& i'm pretty confident the same with other punters
So repeat sessions increase, which will generally be good for the burd, rather than just single visits

Great detailed review WP. Aligns with what I learnt when I saw her....only I was/am a noob and got properly stitched up on time.

Depending on the time of day i do like post session eats
Especially a celebratory kebab

Zero chance of eating Jessica's 'kebab'
Accordingly i didn't get to see if it was 'badly packed' or not 

Place is a dump... thankfully never been in there in all the years I’ve been local, but you only have to walk past it and look to see what it’s going to be like.  Best quick burger in WoT is most probably GBK at the other end of town, or the kebab place further up the high street - Charcoal Grill.

As an aside when driving to park up near 9 [or 10] floors of hoors i noticed a thai rub & tug a stones throw away
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I did a quick search on goggle for 'chinese massage walton on thames'
Supha shows along with 3 R&T AMP gaffs all within 100m or so from each other

• Chinese Herbal Medicine 
• Walton Oriental Evergreen Massage
• Walton Chinese Massage Therapy

I'm guessing about the same density of massage venues as in Chinatown in London WTF !

She seems a bit impossible to book, texted to enquire and took 2-3 days to reply on multiple occasions... it's a shame as it's quite local to me.

Thanks for the intel
We know not to bother

Try leaving a 20 note visible out of your folded trousers pocket
Actually make it 30
About the only reason to fold the trousers
Usually mine end up in a heap on the floor 

Suggest you up your game & report back
You don't want me to recommend a week ban on UKP for not getting tugged off do you now !
   

This is my go to place for a genuine massage.
I went a couple of weeks ago and saw a girl I had never seen before, and she was very giggly and handsy... but nothing was offered or taken any further. I didn't want to ask and ruin my rapport with them.

I've been going for 3 years now and nothing so far!