I have to say my ha'porth on this one is that it's nothing as high-powered as hard drugs, it's just good old fashioned mother's ruin. I can't possibly be the only one to have worked out that the carefree eccentric horniness we all like about this girl is at least partly booze-fuelled. My anecdote on that front is that the last time I met her, she offered me water and fruit juice, but when I accidentally took a swig from her water glass at half time, it was a well made G&T in there, which she apparently wasn't planning to share - she was quick to say it was her "first one" of the evening.
Once you're clear on that, then I guess it all falls into place, if anyone's been with a girl who drinks in civilian life, you'll know that it's great fun much of the time, but not so fun if she goes over the top and things get messy. So I can quite believe that's what happened to SimpleKing. And likewise drinkers don't generally like to be reminded of what they might have done when half cut, so I can well believe she was as nice as pie to Bedhedred and had a convincing story ready. I don't think this tale puts me off seeing her, as she is great value company, but I guess it is caveat emptor, maybe best to go early in the evening rather than later....