This 4-hander turned into one of the strangest massage experiences I’ve had – not horrible or even unpleasant, just very, very low-key. I’ve never bothered much with 4-handers as I don’t think on the whole they’re worth the extra money – probably the best I’ve had was in the 90s in “Mature Approach to Massage” in East Finchley where Ruth or whoever was massaging would sometimes ask the receptionist to come in at the end, the expectation being an extra £20 for the receptionist to take her top off and join in. Happy days.
This meet took place mid-August this year. The place advertises on Gumtree:-https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/swedish-massage-nw3/1413663975
“The Temple” has been reviewed at least a couple of times, though as far as I can see not the 4-handed offer. I had tried to book a few weeks before but there was confusion over the timing and it didn’t happen. I normally wouldn’t bother further in these situations but got a couple of texts encouraging me, and it’s very convenient for me, so I gave in…
Comms – just about fit-for-purpose – on enquiring I was sent their standard text with the menu and asked for the 4 handed naked massage with “mutual touching and HE” for £150. I asked for a time the following day, then was told that wasn’t possible but I could come an hour later. On the morning I confirmed, and then about an hour beforehand was asked if I was still coming. Arrived a few minutes before the agreed time at the postcode, then was texted asking if I could wait for half an hour! I hate these delays and texted back to say that wasn’t possible and when was earliest they could start. Eventually I got the address 15 minutes after the appointment time.
Location / venue – as others have said, it’s close to Chalk Farm tube, on the main road. Their “temple” in a very small lower ground converted flat in a terrace house; they share the floor with another flat and the occupants must know what’s going on. The massage is done in a small room with no direct natural light, on a proper massage table. It's comfortable enough. I assume one or both actually live there.
The experience – the two masseuses are Bella and Julie, both well rounded both up top and round the bottom, mid to late 20s. I’ve read elsewhere that one of them is Brazilian and one from Portugal – my money would be on Bella being from Brazil. The really big issue with them is that they have hardly any English at all; just exchanging names was a task in itself. Anyway , I stripped off and got on the table, and the two also stripped – but only to a G-string (Bella) and G-string plus knickers (Julie). Ah well I thought there’s plenty of time … the massage was what most of us call Swedish, long oily strokes, pleasant but not very sexy.
What was really weird though was that they talked non-stop, in I assume Portuguese, usually in not much more than a whisper. No idea what it was about – they made no effort to talk to me, and it just felt they had little interest in what they were doing. The chatter was constant. It felt really odd – they weren’t hostile or unpleasant, it just felt they had no real idea of how to conduct a sensuous massage. Their phone kept pinging as texts came in, though as far as I could tell they didn’t respond while actually doing the massage. After about 35 minutes I was turned over and -– well more of the same, soft frontal massage, no further clothes removed.
It was all feeling very mechanical. I was enjoying looking at their very curvy bodies and began touching their bums and boobs, and they were ok with that, but my request that they should get naked met with blank looks (Ok by this time I’d realized they hadn’t written the blurb they send out by text and maybe didn’t understand what was in it? Who knows...). To make a fuss or not?? Actually decided it wasn’t worth the agro, better just get it over with, and I pointed to my cock (limp at this point) which Julie touched and aroused, with Bella joining in with balls massage. It was ok, not great by any means (Bella was the better one at this stage), and I had to make Julie slow down, apply more oil and loosen her grip to get a decent finish.
All in all, they did deliver a fair massage but made no attempt to connect, and their HE was as mechanical as the rest. They have very nice curvy bodies, and attractive faces, but as an experience it was never more than just acceptable. Was offered a shower at the end, declined and was on the street around 55 minutes after going in. I’ve given a neutral as they did much of what was on the tin, but wouldn’t return.
