The Girl:Ariel from Lush Escorts
External Link/Members OnlyDate of meeting: Early Sept 2021
Price: £60 for 30 minutes
Had not punted for a while so was in need. My first choice SP had just moved away from Birmigham.
Found hardly no other girl attractive in my price range on VS,or AW. Saw the TOFTT review from
GoBallsDeep about Ariel from Lush and thought, OK let's go and maybe it will turn out OK. Mistake. I should have been more reasonable as
GoBallsDeep had already summarised it very well in his review (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=320282.0).
Pre-meet:The usual with Lush. Because Ariell's still 'new' to them you cannot book in advance. Had to queue on the phone in the morning. She had not been booked yet (should have been a warning sign?) but they knew she would already be 30 min late (due to her or their driver? the usual mess)
Made my way there (the usual flat near Broadway plaza). With the extra time I saw her arriving well in advance. Did not look too bad from far away.
Gave her 10 minutes to get up and freshen up and call 5 minutes before the meeting time as there was quite a few people and deliveries so I did not want to stay on the pavement too conspicuous. Yet as usual they're proper anal about you calling 2 minutes early (funny how their notion of punctuality is very one way).
When calling back a few minutes later, I cannot go up, she'll come and pick me up downstairs (a first in this location
). By the time she came down, tradesmen were trying to get a pallet of materials through the door. Trying to sneak in discreetly with a loud talking not very discreet lady? Total fail
The action:Definitely older than the pictures on Lush's website. Perhaps the lack of make-up didn't help, but looked far less attractive too (3/10. 4/10 max). Quite a few bruises on her legs too. Figure was looking average while still under her canvass dress.
Why I didn't decline and walked away as we entered the flat I do not know. Was not that attracted to her but maybe the curiosity about her deepthroat capability described by
GoBallsDeep got the better of me.
By the time she's back from having stashed my cash away, her dress has already disappeared. She's there, sitting on the corner of the (broken) bed, waiting. No fun guessing what's under it and slow taking it off then. A grin let me see the missing tooth
GoBallsDeep and another chipped one too. Bearing in mind her very average look, there's no way I am going to indulge in kissing. This is going downhill fast. As she appears unsure and clumsy as to where and how to start, I tell her I am after a covered (my choice) Deepthroat. As she approaches her mouth to my little friend I have to remind her that I want it covered. She fetches a condom which she's hands over and tell me to put on as she never knows which side... !!
She manages to get me hard, but no chemistry, no apparent skills or pleasure from her. All quite mechanical. After a while I ask her if I can face fuck her and she says OK. When at the back of her mouth I grab her head and push the last 2 inches in her throat without too much problem. She's quite impressive, she doesn't resist, but there's not real involvement from her either. Very mechanical. After a few minutes of getting her well chocked on my pole I am thinking OK, let's move to something else. As
GoBallsDeep put it, her pussy seemed to have twice her age!! So not attracted to giving it some tongue action (yet looked clean and no smell from where I was), just planning on getting her from behind and finish in the bag. As we get into position
the condom snaps. Must have been these teeth during oral. Can't be bothered to go through putting a new condom on. Asking her if I can mix two things she's got on her list: me coming on her face and then her putting my cum in her mouth and swallowing it. She accepts. I finish myself over her face (had to ask her to participate a bit and caress my balls), once her face covered, she forgets the second part of her deal and rushes to the bathroom. I am not bothered, I just want out.
Summary:Kind lady, but well past her prime. Disappointed with this grim meet. Another experience to forget.
Pros:
- Clean
- Can swallow pretty deep (but BJ skills disappointing)
Cons:
- Not very attractive facially and body-wise. Too 'battered' to pass as GFE
- Very mechanical, not much initiative
- not involved enough to pass as PSE either
- No chemistryWould I see her again?No. I should have listened to the previous review where it was all written so plainly:
"
Well if ur into the the looks of a recovering heroin addict then yes but if u like normal looking women then steer away"
I hesitated between a low neutral and a neg. She wasn't a nasty SP, did not really refuse things, but the look in the flesh and the pictures are too far apart and are misleading (OK for some marketing, but within limits).
In the end I applied the following reasoning: Would I be happy to meet her again if free (neutral) or would I not even meet her again even if free (Neg).
Hoping this second review about her might help others not miss the warning of the first review which were already in plain sight
