Guys I am really really sorry for posting this review quite late. It’s been hectic the last couple of days. Been decorating my house and gonna also have my bathroom and kitchen ripped out and really been very preoccupied.
Anyway, on to the punt now.... On Friday afternoon I fancied popping over to Worcester Street for a relaxing sensual massage and for some relief then I made my way into town. On my way to the punt, I was walking past King Street on Dudley St to the bank to draw some cash out then I thought hang on…. there is a new Chinese Massage shop on King Street…. why not go there instead and give that place a go so then after drawing out £100 from the cashpoint I head off to the Chinese Massage shop on King Street.
Upon arriving at the shop, I was greeted by a mature tall Chinese lady who was wearing a short skirt and a tight white small sleeved top and I asked her can I have one hour massage please and she said yes it £45 so I handed her the £50 then she said I will give you £5 change afterwards, so she led me upstairs to the massage room and left me alone to get undressed.
After getting undressed I lay on my stomach on the massage table, and I began waiting for the Chinese lady to come back. Nearly 10 minutes have been gone and it was 17:12 or 5:12pm and still she didn't come up. I felt like getting up and opening the door a little and shout out that I am ready, but I heard some footsteps then I realised that she’s coming back. After walking in and before the massage started, she started to wash her hands and before she got her hands on me, I requested for a massage without oil and she said ok. For some reason I heard a sound of some liquid squirting from a bottle then she started to rub it on my hands which were next to my hips then I said no oil then she it’s not oil darling it’s this then I looked up and she was standing there with a mask on holding a bottle of hand sanitiser then after rubbing it on my hands my hands felt sticky and some of it ended up from her hands on to my back after applying it on my hands and my back also felt sticky as well.
During the massage she was using a lot of pressure and normally before in the past a lot of masseuses use to ask me in other Chinese Massage shops do you like the massage hard or soft, but she did not ask me that and went ahead giving me some deep tissue massage which felt kind of painful and not sensual or relaxing in anyway how I normally like it. I asked her can you do it gently please then she said no darling strong is good then she was patting my back and said you have strong body then after that she climbed on my back started to press her knees on my back and because my back was already sore from training my back at the gym her massage technique was making the pain more worse and even at some point my eyes starting to water then after getting off my back she did some work on the legs then on the back again.
After spending some time on my back again she asked me to turn over and after placing a pillow at the back of head she looked at my ding a ling and she pointed at it and me if I want any extras and I asked her what's on for offer after rubbing the tears off my eyes and she said b2b massage, Handjob and Blowjob and I opted in for b2b massage and the Blowjob and she wanted £50 (£20 for the b2b and £30 for the Blowjob). After handing over the 50 to her she then got undressed and went over to the sink started to rinse her mouth out with mouthwash and I was like what's the point in doing that...you can’t get Gum Disease from sucking cock
After giving her mouth a dose of Listerine, she came up to me and tbh chaps... She’s probably the 1st Chinese lady that I have come across who has a perfect rack for such a slim body because most slim Chinese ladies that I have come across in the past have tiny or even no titts but this ladies titts were like Double D's. She then proceeded to give me b2b, but the weird thing is rather than climbing on me she was rubbing herself on me whilst standing next to me then after giving me b2b she started to suck on my tool.
Her technique was rubbish because she was doing it so fast plus I can feel her teeth and some cooling sensation coming from her mouth and normally when I get OWO I prefer the warm wet feeling of the woman’s mouth and I couldn't get that feeling from her mouth and the only feeling I was getting was a cool sharp sensation on my dick due to her teeth and mouthwash.
After spending a few minutes sucking it off I couldn't get myself to orgasm or climax because I wasn’t getting any pleasurable sensations then she proceeded in giving me a Handjob but I still couldn't come because I lost my erection due to the whole experience being painful and not sensual or erotic. After that I she pointed at the clock, and she said darling you are running out of time then I though fuck it.... I will do it myself.
Then I got up and started to jerk off while she was standing there like a goalkeeper ready to catch my spunk with some tissue paper then whilst I was jerking off I closed my eyes and starting to think of Maya Jama in a bikini because I fancy her a lot and finally I came but did not moan in pleasure cos it felt like it was forceful cum rather than a slow pump that leads to with a big explosion at the end.
After the clean-up I got dressed and said my byes and thank you to her then when I left shop, I looked at the time on my watch and I realised that its 17:58 meaning I had nearly 15 minutes left as the massage started before quarter past five, so she gave me 45 minutes rather than 60 minutes.
Would I be returning? Probably if she is not there but the funny thing was on my way home, I was listening to Spotify on my phone and my Sportify app plays random tracks and all of a sudden the song Kung Fu fighting by Carl Douglas came on and immediately my back starting to hurt then I was getting flashback of that Chinese lady and painful massage because it felt like she did Kung Fu on me instead
Once again guys thank you for taking the time to read my review and many apologies for the late review and the lady who massaged me her name is Sarah.
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