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Offline Blackpool Rock

« on: September 12, 2021, 08:17:42 pm »
What the absolute fuck  :scare:  :vomit:

My immediate thought was it was another of Cueballs Hogs but the profile is only about a week old.

I mean seriously they say there is someone for everyone but surely this is quite a niche kink  :unknown:

High Femme pro dom of your DREAMS - Nope  :thumbsdown:
I can provide Girlfriend experience / arm candy - Nope  :thumbsdown:
Dress size 28/30  :thumbsdown:
Small waist - Must be looking in one of those fairground mirrors  :sarcastic:
Huge tits; belly and Arse  :vomit:
You'll never find another like me guaranteed - TFFT  :drinks:

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Offline KBW1999

« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2021, 08:44:04 pm »
 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Online BaldEagle

« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2021, 10:17:30 pm »
Oh how I wish I hadn’t looked at her profile just before bedtime  :scare: :scare:

Offline Clitheroelad

« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2021, 06:55:05 am »
No warning was strong enough for that. A little bit of sick just came up in my mouth  :vomit:

Offline Blackpool Rock

« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2021, 07:36:59 am »
Quote from: BaldEagle on September 12, 2021, 10:17:30 pm
Oh how I wish I hadn’t looked at her profile just before bedtime  :scare: :scare:
Hope you didn't get night terrors and more importantly didn't wake up with the horn from dreaming about her all night  :scare:

Offline Sumpy

« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2021, 08:41:28 am »
Ah that’s what twotonnetober is!

Offline Drayki

« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2021, 10:32:54 am »
Fuck! That needs harpooning  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline Pennington

« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2021, 10:49:14 am »
A cruel and unusual punishment: death by face sitting. 

Offline cueball

« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2021, 11:09:07 am »
Good find blackpool..... I thought she'd gone missing from the cage, too much gruel left after feeding time.

Get back in there you over large strumpet and eat your gruel  :lol:

Offline Drayki

« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2021, 05:49:47 pm »
Imagine her farting in your face  :lol:

Online BaldEagle

« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2021, 05:53:55 pm »
Quote from: Blackpool Rock on September 13, 2021, 07:36:59 am
Hope you didn't get night terrors and more importantly didn't wake up with the horn from dreaming about her all night  :scare:

Pleased to report the answer is no twice  :lol:

Online rocket88

« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2021, 06:01:25 pm »
Nice pair of moobs in the first gallery pic  :P

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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2021, 06:06:58 pm »
took me ten minutes to realise what looks like her arsehole is actually her belly button

Offline chrishornx

« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2021, 07:32:57 pm »
Quote from: Blackpool Rock on September 13, 2021, 07:36:59 am
Hope you didn't get night terrors and more importantly didn't wake up with the horn from dreaming about her all night  :scare:

very underhand of you BR you did not give fair warning

Offline Blackpool Rock

« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2021, 07:57:58 pm »
Quote from: chrishornx on September 13, 2021, 07:32:57 pm
very underhand of you BR you did not give fair warning
Thought i'd given plenty of warning but on reflection nothing could prepare anyone for that  :rolleyes:
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