Looks like cartman is on the game.
shes so big you could anal fist her without her noticing. The thames rising isnt tidal, its just each time she takes a shit the water level rises.
if a butterfly flapping its wings causes a hurricane on the other side of the world, I hate to think what happens when an arse that big farts. She is so fat, I imagine licking her pussy would give you cavities.
Youll find wally before you find the clit on that. Also,she probably doesnt clean between clients, hosepipe ban and all.