I know, I know - I should have walked from this one when the door opened, but I was mesmerised by what I thought were a cracking pair of tits. More fool me. Anyways - definitely a TOFTT on this one. She bid on a RB of mine on AW - after not really getting anyone else place a bid who tickled my fancy, I made arrangements to go and see her earlier this week. I'll cover this in my review too - but seriously, fellas - AVOID AVOID AVOID.
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Details£300 for 3 hours - actually ended up being £200 for 2 hours, which I'll explain. No extras. Important to note, on my Reverse Booking I specifically stated DFK (Proper DFK) and DT - along with a few other requests.
CommsReally good. I sent a message after receiving the bid a day later, and made initial arragements. She sent me her mobile number and asked me to text. I did so - we confirmed details and she provided the post code and asked me to message when I was setting off. I did so and headed to the post code. On arriving, I was just about to message again when a text from her came in 5 minutes early giving me the house number for when I arrived. So far off to a great start.
VenueGreat start continued - post code took me to a newish build residential area in Leamington Spa - all looking quite well to do. I parked at a Fitness Centre/Gym a few minutes away from the post code which seemed quite safe. I walked to the address and from the outside looked great - residential house on a nice estate. Knocked on the door and magic door - I was a little wary on entering, as the first sight which greeted me was a small hallway with crap all over the floor (not literal crap, just loads kids toys, empty wrappers, bottles - just general rubbish). She popped her head and top part of her body around the door though showing off her assets and well, that was it - I walked in. Could kick myself now. She walked me upstairs into a bedroom - I was literally having to tiptoe past all the crap on the stairs and the floor. The bedroom wasn't any better. I don't think this house has been tidied or seen a vacuum cleaner ever. On looking back at her AW pics one of them shows a little bit of mess on the floor. Take a look at that pic, and times it by a hundred for the actual amount of crap all over the place. Really offputting. Easily the messiest house I've ever been in - couldn't even find a place to put my clothes. Clearly no professional pride here to make the environment inviting for clients. Fortunately, the bed itself looked clear and clean. I was twitching to walk again - but was still mesmerised by what seemed an impressive pair of boobs in front of me. Little man is getting a good stern talking too later about his boob fetish.
Naughtynina1991So - best bit, she's has a relatively pretty face. She was in a negligee, with a pink bra on greeting me and her boobs at that point looked great. Face & Boobs = me walking through the door. She's around a Size 16 I'd say, and her age on her profile is spot on. Unfortunately - she isn't shaven, her boobs only look great when covered/held up and she has rolls of fat on her gut. I knew from her pics she wasn't your a-typical stick insect, but I don't mind a few pounds on my ladies - especially if they look after themselves physically as it's easy to carry a bit of weight quite well. Unfortunately, this wasn't the case for Nina.
Our time togetherAs it was a 3 hour booking she said she'd like to have a chat, get to know each other a bit better first to develop a connection and make the encounter better for us both. I take this as a given on longer bookings, but said that was ok. She also said she needed to check in on the hour every hour with a significant other (female) to say she was ok, again with it being a 3 hour booking. Again - no problems for me with the odd quick text - I always want the lady to feel safe with me. She then proceeded to literally talk my ear off for the next 45 minutes. I could hardly get a word in edgeways - I'll not review what she spoke about, but she came across as quite chavvy, common with no class at all. No professional decorum at all. After she'd finished talking at me, she said she was going to freshen up and to make myself ready (I was still fully clothed, lying on the bed at this stage) - I looked around to find somewhere to put my clothes - couldn't, so "parted a pile of crap" and put them on the floor. Jeans first, with rest of my clothes on top. My clothes have had one wash already, but I'm going to wash them again to be on the safe side. Anyways - I strip and lay on the bed and she comes back in and lays down. I ask if I can give her RO and she agrees and opens her legs - no knickers - and what I was presented with was a pretty hairy bush. Bit surprised as her profile says completely shaven - anyways, I'm here now and it didn't smell bad or anything, so I proceeded to go for a bit of a munch. Unfortunately I kept getting hairs in my mouth which put me off a bit, so after a few minutes moved back up to her and went in for a kiss. Facially she's not that bad as I mentioned so thought a bit of DFK might be great. No proper DFK here though. I got the odd cursory tongue lick and she even moved her head away a few times from me kissing her? It came across as she normally doesn't kiss clients, but as my RB had asked for it she kept having to remember she said she'd kiss. Not proper though as I said - and again, another nail in the coffin. I then asked for some OWO - and to be fair, it wasn't terrible - but definitely no DT, and went on for about a minute if that before she came back up the bed asking what I wanted next. Err... for you to carry on with OWO? She giggled past it and threw a condom at me telling me to put it on. Err.. ok - so not even going to do that for me? WTF am I paying for here I thought. Anyways - she still has her boobs covered at this point (I was tantalising myself with them), so popped it on and she jumped on in CG. Few thrusts here and there and she finally "released the beasts" - what an absolute disappointment. Misshapen, saggy as they come and with her negligee now removed, I could see her untoned body, with rolls of gut fat. Ewwww. Just as I was reeling from the site before me, it was check in number one time! She jumped off (killing the mood - although to be fair, my mood never really started - but wanted to try and make the best of a bad situation). After sending a quick text, she asked me what I'd like next. More OWO? More Cowgirl? I asked (as I'd had literally a minute of each) - let's do Doggy she said. Why ask me what I want if you're just going to do something else anyway? Into doggy - which was ok. She's a bit loose/saggy down there, so didn't really feel much of anything but pounded away for a good 10-15 minutes. She seemed to be loving it and had a proper sweat on. On my side, I was amazed I hadn't gone floppy. I needed a quick breather after about 15 mins, so lay down at the side of her. She had her back to me, so I played with her clit from behind which soon got her going again and she asked me to mount her sideways. Did so and pounded away in that position for a while. Her head buried in the pillow - no eye contact, moaning away. She then started with the fake filthy talk - telling me to fuck her until I came. If there's one sure fire way of making me not come, it's to fake filthy talk telling me to come. On retrospect, it did seem odd she was wanting me to come near the end of the second hour - but if she had planned to cut the session short all along, it would make perfect sense. This went on in a few lacklustre positions until check in number 2 - which is where the rest of our meet "fell apart". No sooner had she sent a text and phone put on the floor, when her phone rang. She didn't answer it - it rang a further two times and she said - oh, I have to answer it. 3 rings means something's up. Err? How do you know it's not a client trying to get in touch - you're not even looking at your phone - anyways, she proceeded to pick it up and answer it. I could hear literally every word said by the person on the other side of the call - must have been 10 words in total about her mum needing to go to hospital. She told them she'd phone them back - I took this as my get out clause and told her if she needed to go due to an emergency that was ok. Just give me some money back - she agreed to £100 refund for the last hour and I started to get dressed. Now, at this point - I believed that her mum was in hospital as I'd heard the phone conversation - that was until in her usual "chatterbox style" she proceeded to them embellish what had been said on the call. Adding in details the person who called her never said about moving hospitals, what had happened etc. (when none of that outside, your mum has been taken to hospital was actually stated). Anyways - benefit of the doubt, if her mum was taking to hospital I had no problem ending the booking early and wish her well, but it just seemed all a little strange to me with the tale changing as we were getting dressed. I got £100 back from it at least.
SummaryWell, what can I say. This was a terrible encounter. I drove home like a bat out of hell and scrubbed myself near enough until I bled to try and feel clean after this. The mess situation in itself should make most men walk. I still feel dirty now. That added with not providing the services I wanted, ending the booking early (which actually ended up being a positive for me to get some cash back - but still...), not being shaved as advertised and literally talking at me (not conversation) throughout is enough to send a sane man nuts. Definitely a TOFTT. £200 spunked up the wall here.
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Would I return? No
Would I recommend? No
Topic: naughtynina1991 - Warwick (actually Leamington Spa) (Read 1980 times)