30min Massage [£30] + Hand Relief [£10]
I visited Harmony88 a few weeks back whilst visiting Birmingham for some shopping.
I can across the add on Gumtree:
External Link/Members Only and as this was right next to where I was staying, was just the most convenient.
I was slightly worried as I’d seen a mixed bag of reviews and ideally I wanted to go to the place located one floor above but it seems to have shut down as there were no contact details for it.
I called up and booked a massage for about 15mins later. Prices were clarified on the phone as well as instruction on how to enter the building.
The venue itself was fairly easy to find and access. There’s parking nearby (you’ll have to pay) and it’s just a quick buzzer and up one flight of stairs to floor 1. As I approached the top of the stairs, the receptionist opened the door and welcomed me in.
It was a very sleezy looking place. It was clean, but very dull, boring and quiet. I paid the £30 for the massage at the reception desk and was then led to a small room with a massage bed and drawers by my masseuse.
The masseuse wasn’t particularly good-looking but very friendly. Slightly older woman, probs in her 30’s and spoke good English. She was wearing leggings and a long top often worn by masseuses so nothing fancy there either.
The massage itself wasn’t that great. Lacked pressure and enthusiasm and tbh there was a real sense of ‘cut to the chase’ and get me out the door. Normally I’d be annoyed about that but this trip was purely for the purpose of a happy ending so when asked to turn over, I did so promptly. She massaged the rest of my body quickly and then oiled up and piece and off we go.
Good technique and rhythm and a generous amount of oil applied. It felt great and she added some noises and dirty talk which definitely helped. I blew my load, quick clean up and off I went.
Overall I got what I went for, hence the positive review. However I don’t think I’d go there again purely from the sleezy vibe of the venue and the fact that it didn’t seem like there were any young, attractive masseuses there.
