Total cost £50 including topless happy ending
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI went to see this lady in August just a few weeks ago. I had reservations about seeing her but "bestpunt" seemed to like her so I thought she is not expensive and may be worthwhile. I thought that maybe she could be a diamond in the rough but unfortunately she was just rough.
I arranged to see her at 7 PM one evening and had travelled from Northampton and got there much earlier than I anticipated. I texted her to say that I could come and see her earlier if she was available.
A while later she texted me to say that she can't see me because she has another client. I was feeling really pissed off by this time after being stuck in traffic to get there. The night before I had exactly the same situation when going for another massage.
I told her this and she told me that she would rearrange her other client.
At the appointed time she texted me to tell me where to go. She lives in a tower block and she said to come to the front entrance.
I met her at the front and first impressions weren't favourable. She had arrived on an electric scooter and told me that she did other jobs as well. She was dressed in jogging bottoms and top and there was nothing flattering about that look.
We went up to her flat and started the massage. She seems well enough equipped with a decent massage table and although the premises are poor quality I don't feel that they were especially unhygienic.
She was telling me that she is a mixture of Irish Pakistani and Arab and had spent most of her life in Birmingham. She is also Muslim.
The most important thing that you need to know about this girl is that she would appear to have mental health issues.
She tells me that she has both bipolar and schizophrenia as if one wasn't enough. She also smokes marijuana which probably isn't the best thing to do if you have mental health issues. You worry about saying the wrong thing to her and I think it could be quite unpleasant if you did.
I suppose that none of this would have been important if I had found her in any way attractive but I really didn't.
She looked tired and a little rough and kept sniffing her armpits and saying that she smelt because she had been working hard.
She also had an interesting take on the male gender. She made it quite clear that she does not like men, we are all after one thing. By this point I can honestly say that I wasn't.
She told me over and over again how much she hates men. This may do it for some of you but call me old-fashioned but I do like to feel that the woman actually wants to be with me.
After a fairly robust massage she offered me topless and a happy ending. I was allowed to touch her breasts but there was no sucking or anything allowed.
She then engaged in a disinterested high-speed wank. It took me quite a while to get hard. I did not find her at all attractive and her attitude towards men didn't really help. I ended up concentrating on thinking about someone else to get through this. It is usually the other way round I think about a SP to get me aroused. She reminded me of an underweight Waynetta Slob.
I think that her massage skills are reasonable although I was concerned the next day that she had done me some damage in the groin area.
So, in summary would I go back?
No
Should you go?
Maybe, just for the massage and she is very good value although the price is going to increase later in the year.
You should be aware that it is not the best area and if you're not comfortable walking around these sort of areas then no.
