Ocean - Birmingham

[Punter S Thompson]

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After reading a fair few positive reviews of Ocean, it was ony a matter of until I had a go.

COMMS
Piece of piss. All done via text and within no time I'd booked ½ hour at £80.
Apparently she also advertises on Viva Street and on there she wants £60 for ½ hour! I didn't know that at the time though.

LOCATION
Her first few reviews mentioned that she was crap at directing punters to her apartment, so I sent a PM to her most recent reviewer (Pdiddy2017) and asked if he'd mind giving me directions. He helpfully replied, so thanks mate if you're reading this.
Turns out it wasn't needed though as she has now gotten much better.
It's a 10 min walk from centre and is very nice and clean little pad.

OCEAN
Facially she pretty much looks the same as in her pics. Fairly pretty but a lot of make up.
After reading the reviews I have to say her body was a bit of a let down.
A fair amount of baby damage, small saggy boobs and stomach, and quite a few stretch marks.
Huge wobbly ass that I know some of you will love.
Her attitude is great though. Very smiley and eager to please.

THE FUN
Straight in for DFK she came. And boy was it good.
She has huge soft lips and a massive tongue that she put to full use. Honestly, some of the best kissing I've ever had.
They were soon put to use for some outstanding OWO. Deep, wet and my god that tongue!!
Didn't bother with RO so bagged up and fucked her in a variety of positions.
It was doggie I was looking forward to the most. And the view of that arse was great, but fuck me she felt loose. Soon got her back into missionary until I'd finished.

She's a great girl and offers a great service but her body isn't the best.
I'd get in there quick if you want to see her as she did say she was off to France soon.

[Punter S Thompson]

Not quite sure who the woman is in those pics???

[Shplurgh]

Can you find out please?

[Goldfinch]

Is this her new profile:

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[Punterperson1971]

Is this her new profile:

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That’s her GF

[Punter S Thompson]

Is this her new profile:

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That's definitely the girl I saw.

[Goldfinch]

That’s her GF

[Goldfinch]

That's definitely the girl I saw.

[Pdiddy2017]

well done Punter S Thompson and your welcome anytime mate. 

I agree with you, saggy boobs stretch marks on stomach and very loose punani, but she has a nice attitude and the blow job is very good. I saw her twice and on the first time she saw me she said no kissing, maybe it was my beard or my looks not sure as I have never been declined kissing before, but I'm not that fussed about kissing so it wasn't a biggie for me.

[Punter S Thompson]

well done Punter S Thompson and your welcome anytime mate. 

I agree with you, saggy boobs stretch marks on stomach and very loose punani, but she has a nice attitude and the blow job is very good. I saw her twice and on the first time she saw me she said no kissing, maybe it was my beard or my looks not sure as I have never been declined kissing before, but I'm not that fussed about kissing so it wasn't a biggie for me.

I am free from facial hair so that may be why. Just assumed it was something she did for everyone.

[shed]

When did the meeting take place 

[Punter S Thompson]

When did the meeting take place 

Early last month.

[Kerosene]

I am free from facial hair so that may be why. Just assumed it was something she did for everyone.

She snogged my bearded face off, that much I do know.

[Punter S Thompson]

She snogged my bearded face off, that much I do know.

Fuck knows then.
Perhaps it just depends on her mood.

[bodybuilder1997]

Booked this WG last week’ish for a same day  30 min call. Her comms are prompt and I got to her location after she sent me the postcode. 15 minutes before our schedule time I arrive at the location and because it’s in a busy part of town, asked her for more preciser location details. A minute before our booking, she texts back with her apartment number and better directions. I spend two minutes trying to find it and send her a text to tell her. She then calls me and with a stripped pissed off atritude she tells me along the line “how can you not find my apartment .. hurry etc”SMH, her tone sounded pissed off and arrogant. Told her il be there in a minute or so.
As I spent another min finding her apartment , started to feel like a lost dog and then I sent her a text to go fuck herself. Her attitude stinks like shit and fuck knows who she thinks she is when I’m paying her £3/min. She texts me back a profanity and not to call her ever again.

All in all steer clear of this WG. Has an air of arrogance about her as if she’s doing punters a favour.
This is a strange industry. Of all other service providers I use (barbers, DIY, car service mechanics) We get treated extremely well but in this particular industry, why are SPs such arrogant ass holes ?🙏

[Punterperson1971]

Booked this WG last week’ish for a same day  30 min call. Her comms are prompt and I got to her location after she sent me the postcode. 15 minutes before our schedule time I arrive at the location and because it’s in a busy part of town, asked her for more preciser location details. A minute before our booking, she texts back with her apartment number and better directions. I spend two minutes trying to find it and send her a text to tell her. She then calls me and with a stripped pissed off atritude she tells me along the line “how can you not find my apartment .. hurry etc”SMH, her tone sounded pissed off and arrogant. Told her il be there in a minute or so.
As I spent another min finding her apartment , started to feel like a lost dog and then I sent her a text to go fuck herself. Her attitude stinks like shit and fuck knows who she thinks she is when I’m paying her £3/min. She texts me back a profanity and not to call her ever again.

All in all steer clear of this WG. Has an air of arrogance about her as if she’s doing punters a favour.
This is a strange industry. Of all other service providers I use (barbers, DIY, car service mechanics) We get treated extremely well but in this particular industry, why are SPs such arrogant ass holes ?🙏

Why don’t you write a separate negative review when I went to see her her directions were shit and I left a negative review for her.

[bodybuilder1997]

Why don’t you write a separate negative review when I went to see her her directions were shit and I left a negative review for her.

I did think about that, maybe I should do. Teach her french ass a lesson!!👎👎😢

[Punterperson1971]

I did think about that, maybe I should do. Teach her french ass a lesson!!👎👎😢

I would mate I do think she’s changed her link or name once or twice so she’s hiding something or knows she’s done something wrong

[Straightsix]

Not quite sure who the woman is in those pics???

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I think her foundation swatch must be old.

[Straightsix]

Women and directions is real. I can't believe how many dumb SPs ask where you are when all they have provided you with is a postcode as a destination. 😄

[bodybuilder1997]

Women and directions is real. I can't believe how many dumb SPs ask where you are when all they have provided you with is a postcode as a destination. 😄

I think sometimes it’s intentional.. with Ocean, I had a feeling that if I did manage to find her apartment .. let’s say 5 mins late, she would have taken it off my time. Seems like another tactic SPs potentially use to rip us off 💯🙏🙏

[Punter S Thompson]

I honestly thought her attide and directions were great.
Dunno what went wrong here.