Zen massage Upminster Priya

[indianpussyguy]

Decided to give this one a visit off the back of shiptonlad's review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=320858.0

Girl: Priya, works Wed & Sat. Maybe late-20s / early-30s
Establishment: External Link/Members Only
Price: £30 for 30mins
Extras: Didn't partake

I'll keep this one short. I had reasonably high expectations following shiptonlad's review. I was, however, hugely disappointed.

The girl really isn't my type at all. She's not particularly attractive, if I had to guess she's of South Indian descent (or possibly Sri Lankan), very average facially, I'd say 4 or 5/10 tops. Quite short and looked slim but I can't comment on her body as I didn't go for any extras.

The venue also absolutely stank of what I suspect was some kind of fish curry.

I was going to go for an 1hr (@£45) plus extras but on seeing her and the smell hitting me in the face I cut that down to 30mins to see if her massage was any good and decided sod the extras.

Sadly, even the massage wasn't up to much. It was somewhere between kneading dough and a light massage.

Wouldn't return.

I've gone neutral on this as (smell aside) the girl didn't do anything wrong. Just not attractive in my eyes at all and the massage was meh. All in all, very, very average.

[Tomcat]

Decided to give this one a visit off the back of shiptonlad's review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=320858.0

Girl: Priya, works Wed & Sat. Maybe late-20s / early-30s
Establishment: External Link/Members Only
Price: £30 for 30mins
Extras: Didn't partake

I'll keep this one short. I had reasonably high expectations following shiptonlad's review. I was, however, hugely disappointed.

The girl really isn't my type at all. She's not particularly attractive, if I had to guess she's of South Indian descent (or possibly Sri Lankan), very average facially, I'd say 4 or 5/10 tops. Quite short and looked slim but I can't comment on her body as I didn't go for any extras.

The venue also absolutely stank of what I suspect was some kind of fish curry.

I was going to go for an 1hr (@£45) plus extras but on seeing her and the smell hitting me in the face I cut that down to 30mins to see if her massage was any good and decided sod the extras.

Sadly, even the massage wasn't up to much. It was somewhere between kneading dough and a light massage.

Wouldn't return.

I've gone neutral on this as (smell aside) the girl didn't do anything wrong. Just not attractive in my eyes at all and the massage was meh. All in all, very, very average.

OP is she light or dark skinned and her english?

[shiptonlad]

Sorry she didn't live up to your expectations. If it's the same girl I would have rated her 8/10. Massage probably a 6. She told me 28 from Delhi. One man's meat!

[shiptonlad]

Pretty dark skinned with good English. No communication problems at all.

[tantraman]

Thanks for your view, IPG

I would've made a traipse to Upminster, as Indian FBSM is a rarity, but Priya now drops down my to-do-list.

[Tomcat]

Sorry she didn't live up to your expectations. If it's the same girl I would have rated her 8/10. Massage probably a 6. She told me 28 from Delhi. One man's meat!

I think everyone has their own personal tastes, but wouldn't mind trying her out.

[indianpussyguy]

Tomcat, she's fairly dark skinned which is what makes me think South Indian / Sri Lankan.

I'm now wondering if I saw a different girl to shiptonlad. No way on anyone's scale is the one I saw 8/10!!! You wouldn't look twice if you saw her on the street. MILES better looking Indian girls out there, dark skinned and light skinned.

EDIT: I'm pretty certain this can't have been the same girl actually, no way was this girl from Delhi. I'd bet my arse on it.

[shiptonlad]

I was wondering the same thing myself.

[Tomcat]

Tomcat, she's fairly dark skinned which is what makes me think South Indian / Sri Lankan.

I'm now wondering if I saw a different girl to shiptonlad. No way on anyone's scale is the one I saw 8/10!!! You wouldn't look twice if you saw her on the street. MILES better looking Indian girls out there, dark skinned and light skinned.

Thanks for the intel Bro, def when they are dark skinned their from down south of India, be nice if you have any links to other Indian girls.

I remember comedian Peter Russell cracked a great joke about colour chart in India, from top of India light skinned work your way down darker they get hit the tip of indian it's carbon black I was cracking up and I'm  ndian but it's true.

[Tomcat]

I was wondering the same thing myself.

Any fetures marks on the girl you guys can compare so we can have a result?

[indianpussyguy]

None that I can recall to be honest.

She was short, looked slim, quite plump lips (but not artificially so), small round face, hair was tied back, looked a bit frizzy. That's all I can recall as I just opted for a back massage. First impressions killed it for me so I didn't encourage anything more and never really got a proper look at her if you know what I mean.

[Tedbandy]

 They wont have two Indian Priyas lads you defo seen the same girl.

I wont be partaking based on this review so thanks

[Tomcat]

They wont have two Indian Priyas lads you defo seen the same girl.

I wont be partaking based on this review so thanks

Makes sense they def won't have two different indian girls with the same names.

[Bangman]

No disrespect to shiptonlad but deep down I knew that review was too good to be true when the girl was repeatedly described as gorgeous, very attractive,  cracking body dark skinned Indian etc.
This review sounds more real with all due respect. I would definitely agree with indianpussyguy and assume she is NOT my type, not good looking, it's just being indian alone seems to add plusses.
Nevertheless thanks to both OPS for toftt and honest review.
I now can stop researching my commute all the way to Upminster.. won't be going anymore.

[indianpussyguy]

The problem is that Indian SPs are rarer than rocking horse shit and the ones that are about either tend to be munters or charging WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over the odds for subpar service / limited likes. So when comes along, we tend to get overly excited!!!

[LLPunting]

Possible B&S by shop and girls, if Zen are aware of the reviews and are now baiting punters in with all enquiries about Priya being met with "she's working, book her now?"