What should and shouldn’t be shared in a review

[dberk]

Right guys I have to start by thanking the kings that helped me out last time. As you know if you saw the last discussion I have gone to the Preston vip massage and had a terrible time, I then went to see an escort and had way more fun. Today I went to another massage parlour and it went perfect.

This is where it gets interesting, I need to talk to someone in private.  preferably one of the more common usernames on here mainly for trust so I don’t overshare anything in the public forum, I can say it’s NOT bareback though.

Because I’m so new I don’t know if the situations from the positive experiences are common or not, either way I need to talk about it before I overthink it too much.  I’m not talking about real names, addresses or again bareback. Without details I’m getting bonuses others are not for free and I have no idea why.


Edit* this is for making reviews for 3 visits to the same escort and one to the parlour I visited earlier.

[finn5555]

Just read other reviews and you will pick it up 

[hungrypunt]

Without details I’m getting bonuses others are not for free and I have no idea why.


Edit* this is for making reviews for 3 visits to the same escort and one to the parlour I visited earlier.

Keep it to yourself, ( you wont have PM proveliges anyway I dont think) and no one wants or needs to know mucker, cos either A your talking bollocks, or B, shes lining you up for something, or maybe even C, she fancies you cos you are the most handsome sweet smelling rich stud she has ever flogged her services to.

I know which it probably is, Id leave it there and crack on with punting if I was you, and review how you see fit, my little stud muffin

[dberk]

Just read other reviews and you will pick it up 

I have read plenty now, believe my after my first experience i was shook. Can actually laugh now. However I haven’t been able to pick up anything that relates to my situation.

[Cord_the_boy]

I put loads in and they inevitably track me down and have a pop  their loss if they spit their dummy out, I’m about as vanilla as it gets hahaha

[dberk]

I put loads in and they inevitably track me down and have a pop  their loss if they spit their dummy out, I’m about as vanilla as it gets hahaha

Yes it would be very easy to track me down but I understand the point of the forum is being truthful, so others can choose for themselves.

[dberk]

Keep it to yourself, ( you wont have PM proveliges anyway I dont think) and no one wants or needs to know mucker, cos either A your talking bollocks, or B, shes lining you up for something, or maybe even C, she fancies you cos you are the most handsome sweet smelling rich stud she has ever flogged her services to.

I know which it probably is, Id leave it there and crack on with punting if I was you, and review how you see fit, my little stud muffin

I know where your coming from, but I wouldn’t put myself into any of them categories. Im 23 and only started recently because I didn’t see myself in any of them categories. terrible at talking to women And I don’t think they fancied me, I love this is anonymous so I can say it. I was shaking my first visit 😂 not exactly crush material.

The reason why I’m struggling is because I seem to have performance anxiety when I try to have sex, so my experiences are completely different to the average punt, I can’t just say I spent 20 minutes banging her in doggy etc.

As for the lying comment, I am here to get proper advice off people who have way more experience than me I’d appreciate just keeping things to friendly advice, I don’t want a debate about something I clearly don’t know enough about.

Thank you for your opinion it’s better than not answering at all, but I have already seen people readily helping and listening to others all over the site. (Of course there is the odd trolls)

[hungrypunt]

I know where your coming from, but I wouldn’t put myself into any of them categories. Im 23 and only started recently because I didn’t see myself in any of them categories. terrible at talking to women And I don’t think they fancied me, I love this is anonymous so I can say it. I was shaking my first visit 😂 not exactly crush material.

Welcome to the club, lots of us were the same in our first punts

The reason why I’m struggling is because I seem to have performance anxiety when I try to have sex,

again same answer  dont worry you will soon get over it

As for the lying comment, I am here to get proper advice off people who have way more experience than me I’d appreciate just keeping things to friendly advice,

It was one of 3 options and trust me, we are a wary bunch on here , there are lots of fantasists who talk shite daily, if you crack on and review your experiences you will get plenty help. I would be careful about how and what you say and just keep it all to yourself for now, dont try and trust members yet and spew your guts out, you dont know us and we dont know you.

(Of course there is the odd trolls)

Im not trying to troll you, just a warning from both side of the fence. You coud be a copper, I could be a pimp...no one knows.......Crack on, post any qustion you see fit in and you will get answers. )oh and a good amount of rip taking if you are too fluffy but overall its a friendly buch on here....(is it ??????) lol

And I too was shaking with excitement/nerves and finding this site helped me no end

[dberk]

Keep it to yourself, ( you wont have PM proveliges anyway I dont think) and no one wants or needs to know mucker, cos either A your talking bollocks, or B, shes lining you up for something, or maybe even C, she fancies you cos you are the most handsome sweet smelling rich stud she has ever flogged her services to.

Although if that is the common belief, I will leave it there and just make a simple review for each. Not here to cause trouble.

[Kool Keef]

Right guys I have to start by thanking the kings that helped me out last time. As you know if you saw the last discussion I have gone to the Preston vip massage and had a terrible time, I then went to see an escort and had way more fun. Today I went to another massage parlour and it went perfect.

This is where it gets interesting, I need to talk to someone in private.  preferably one of the more common usernames on here mainly for trust so I don’t overshare anything in the public forum, I can say it’s NOT bareback though.

Because I’m so new I don’t know if the situations from the positive experiences are common or not, either way I need to talk about it before I overthink it too much.  I’m not talking about real names, addresses or again bareback. Without details I’m getting bonuses others are not for free and I have no idea why.


Edit* this is for making reviews for 3 visits to the same escort and one to the parlour I visited earlier.

You've visited a WG & she's given you extras, that she usually charges for, for free.
Is that what you mean?
And you're not sure what her reason is for giving you free extras?
Is that right?

[dberk]

Thanks for expanding, I didn’t want to say but I felt it was a bit of a shit answer, as for being new to this, I don’t mean just punting.

While your here I have 2 questions one about time watching, how common is it. I was the one who mentioned the time, yea this is fluffy 😂 but I had to get out to think.

The second is the paperwork, today at the parlour i had to say “do you want the money”  before I had a shower to leave. The worry was I booked 30 minutes and it went quite a bit over she didn’t but I wasn’t sure if they was going to try charge for the extra time. (With the escort I paid at the beginning)


Ps. The fluffy comment made me laugh, but I’d rather be truthful take a bit of shit and have someone take pity and help. Much cheaper than a therapist at my age, unfortunately nhs isn’t that kind.

[dberk]

You've visited a WG & she's given you extras, that she usually charges for, for free.
Is that what you mean?
And you're not sure what her reason is for giving you free extras?
Is that right?

Pretty much yea. I haven’t really any experience with women even dating, so I used it as an opportunity to try boost my confidence. I got discounted for a second visit (I originally thought it was pity she’s 21 so it made sense since I’m only slightly older. not sure now though, also not really an extra) but we was talking every day and this was over the last few weeks before she was quitting.

I did actually get the bollocks and asked me to go round, had a drink, danced and talked but… (look screw you @hungrypunt now everything I have to say sounds fluffy) I chickened out and didn’t initiate anything. Then it came down to I was so confused if I should ask to go again that I didn’t and she quit. this was a few week ago.

My point is I haven’t got the knowledge to start understanding what the fuck happened, I can’t tell if she liked me, was having fun before she quit, and now I guess leading on to something since hungrypunt has mentioned it but not sure what. I started this venture because I didn’t want to be so inexperienced before looking for a relationship and it’s confused me more.

[Cord_the_boy]

Review the girl, explain what happened, simples. 

[bigbilly22]

Just tell it as it is mate. Warts and all. (Hopefully there’s no warts)

This is a site for punters to share experiences so if you get some extras for free or something not advertised then say that but cover it with a “she usually charges for this” or “it wasn’t on her likes”

Only caveat to that is Bareback. Firstly just don’t, it’s not worth it and if she does it with you she does it with everyone, and secondly, ITS JUST NOT WORTH IT!  Also exposing a barebacker will just tar you with that brush and every girl you’ve ever seen. Example, if you’ve seen BAREBACKER  I’ll illogically assume every other girl you’ve seen or reviewed is also a potential barebacker. There’s a thread to expose them. Stick to that.

[dberk]

Review the girl, explain what happened, simples. 

I will wait for other people’s opinions and reasons on the matter before going ahead with a detailed review and attaching a name after hungry further explained his reasons he made some good points. So I just gave a roundabout description of the event hopefully it’s enough for you all to give your thoughts.

[hungrypunt]

My point is I haven’t got the knowledge to start understanding what the fuck happened, I can’t tell if she liked me, was having fun before she quit, and now I guess leading on to something since hungrypunt has mentioned it but not sure what. I started this venture because I didn’t want to be so inexperienced before looking for a relationship and it’s confused me more.

Has she really quit is the question? what was her link?
and finally just move on to another girl bud, you cant get hung up on them, its punting for a reason. Themore youget under your belt the better / easier you will find it.

Any more than this and you start moving into accused stalker or EAS  territory and Im sure you dont want that. It is her job and its your fun, get another girl.

[dberk]

Just tell it as it is mate. Warts and all. (Hopefully there’s no warts)

This is a site for punters to share experiences so if you get some extras for free or something not advertised then say that but cover it with a “she usually charges for this” or “it wasn’t on her likes”

Only caveat to that is Bareback. Firstly just don’t, it’s not worth it and if she does it with you she does it with everyone, and secondly, ITS JUST NOT WORTH IT!  Also exposing a barebacker will just tar you with that brush and every girl you’ve ever seen. Example, if you’ve seen BAREBACKER  I’ll illogically assume every other girl you’ve seen or reviewed is also a potential barebacker. There’s a thread to expose them. Stick to that.

Thanks, fortunately no warts or bareback. Then the issue is I don’t know if the extras was normal, Thinking back now I was stupid for not just asking, trying to change my mindset now.

Again I will wait to see if any more opinions come in, especially now there is good points for both sides, thanks for the reply it expanded cord_the_boys response.

[hungrypunt]

I dont want to soun harsh but the diea is we stick reviews up and inform folk. They then respond if they have had similar or dfferent etc.
There isnt a pre review section.

Stick a review up, you ll be reet when you have posted what you know. Get it off your chest.

[bigbilly22]

Just re-read your op

To be clear

1. She doesn’t like you
2. You’re not Richard Gere and she’s not Julia Roberts
3. She was fucking you for cash, anything she said or did she did for cash
4.She’s forgotten about you already, unless you’d book her again then she remembers everything.

In summary she’s a whore you paid to fuck, and this is a website to review that on so do that or don’t. Either Piss or Pass the Pot

[Kool Keef]

Pretty much yea. I haven’t really any experience with women even dating, so I used it as an opportunity to try boost my confidence. I got discounted for a second visit (I originally thought it was pity she’s 21 so it made sense since I’m only slightly older. not sure now though, also not really an extra) but we was talking every day and this was over the last few weeks before she was quitting.

I did actually get the bollocks and asked me to go round, had a drink, danced and talked but… (look screw you @hungrypunt now everything I have to say sounds fluffy) I chickened out and didn’t initiate anything. Then it came down to I was so confused if I should ask to go again that I didn’t and she quit. this was a few week ago.

My point is I haven’t got the knowledge to start understanding what the fuck happened, I can’t tell if she liked me, was having fun before she quit, and now I guess leading on to something since hungrypunt has mentioned it but not sure what. I started this venture because I didn’t want to be so inexperienced before looking for a relationship and it’s confused me more.

So you had her personal number & you were chatting to each other, then you went to her house & had a good time but didn't have sex & now she's quit working?

[dberk]

Has she really quit is the question? what was her link?
and finally just move on to another girl bud, you cant get hung up on them, its punting for a reason. Themore youget under your belt the better / easier you will find it.

Any more than this and you start moving into accused stalker or EAS  territory and Im sure you dont want that. It is her job and its your fun, get another girl.

Oh no I was stopping anyway, without your points I am smart enough to realise how unhealthy that would be, I haven’t got the mindset to be in an open relationship with someone escorting. Would break me 😂.

I don’t want to actually punt for life I just wanted some experience before the “real world”. I’m not trying to be arrogant sharing the story, I was a chunky teen and a typical “lads lad” had pretty bad self esteem and tried my best to not let it show. So I just don’t know how to judge myself properly. With a stiffness issue I don’t have the balls to go try actually dating till I’m over it (definitely not ED) so when the opportunity turned up it rattled me, I am clearly not ugly but I am nothing special, because we talked so often I got to know her quite well. (This was horrendous I am terrible at conversation and especially on a phone, I can handle texting) was this just her being nice or am I underestimating myself because there is the chance that as fluffy as it sounds I can’t stay hard because I don’t like the girl.

[scutty brown]

You say this was at a parlour - presumably in Preston?

Was this one of the thai parlour girls?

If it was and you review it there's a chance she'll get sacked

[dberk]

You say this was at a parlour - presumably in Preston?

Was this one of the thai parlour girls?

If it was and you review it there's a chance she'll get sacked

Sorry I might of mixed up two points there, the first parlour was the one I have review for with negative, then the wg, today I went to another parlour had a great time, I’ll talk in pm about it to see if I can share full review.

[Blackcat25]

Just re-read your op

To be clear

1. She doesn’t like you
2. You’re not Richard Gere and she’s not Julia Roberts
3. She was fucking you for cash, anything she said or did she did for cash
4.She’s forgotten about you already, unless you’d book her again then she remembers everything.

In summary she’s a whore you paid to fuck, and this is a website to review that on so do that or don’t. Either Piss or Pass the Pot

dberk, read the above again it’s sage advice. 

[Cord_the_boy]

So just to summarise: you’re a slightly chunky, bang average lad who’s crap at conversation, a bag of nerves with a semi-compliant penis who’s trying to figure out if a working girl has blown her emotional wad on you.

I’ll help you out… read the first part of this message again chap 

[dberk]

dberk, read the above again it’s sage advice. 

I think I am too young to know who the people referenced are but I get the gist, again I wasnt looking for a relationship with an wg, that would not be healthy.

[Bertiebeenthere]

Is it me?
Or has this thread gone totally pointless?

BBT

[Blackcat25]

Is it me?
Or has this thread gone totally pointless?

BBT

Is dberk Bikerman’s new account 

[dberk]

So just to summarise: you’re a slightly chunky, bang average lad who’s crap at conversation, a bag of nerves with a semi-compliant penis who’s trying to figure out if a working girl has blown her emotional wad on you.

I’ll help you out… read the first part of this message again chap 

Not chunky anymore, went from just under 11st to 9st. I'm 5'9 so probably underweight but I am old enough to realise a bit of weight or skinny doesn't matter now. just took too long to realise so missed the golden years to learn.

it really isn't the full story, I cant share it all since a lot is personal, I will back track to my original point where I wanted a discussion of what is classed as too personal or not, and for someone to PM me. I have received a pm now and can reply/ talk a little bit more detail with them. I didn't want to explain this much in public forum but I was getting the impression people thought I was just trying to show off. (I got baited into saying more now I'm thinking about it)

[Northerndave666]

Is it me?
Or has this thread gone totally pointless?

BBT

Nope, not just you, no idea what the OP is banging on about. dberk if you are reading this, just get the review uploaded and stop playing the narccissit.

[dberk]

Is dberk Bikerman’s new account 

Just searched his name, I'm not sure why your trying to put that label on me. Just report it to a mod to investigate instead of starting a useless debate.

[Blackcat25]

Just searched his name, I'm not sure why your trying to put that label on me. Just report it to a mod to investigate instead of starting a useless debate.

I made the link as you’re a time waster starting pointless threads….ffs just write the review and stop being a drama queen.

[hungrypunt]

and for someone to PM me. I have received a pm now and can reply/ talk a little bit more detail with them. I didn't want to explain this much in public forum but I was getting the impression people thought I was just trying to show off. (I got baited into saying more now I'm thinking about it)

Ill repeat what I said earlier, be careful what you say to who

[dberk]

Ill repeat what I said earlier, be careful what you say to who

Thanks, taken your advice I’m being careful still in PM

[SeekingSteve]

Always remember when seeing a WG. She doesn't love you, she loves your cash.
No matter how well you get on, even going out for food or drinks or whatever, she is still getting paid (indirectly) and keeping you hooked for the next payday.

[alabama1]

Always remember when seeing a WG. She doesn't love you, she loves your cash.
No matter how well you get on, even going out for food or drinks or whatever, she is still getting paid (indirectly) and keeping you hooked for the next payday.

Most even charge for that !

[SeekingSteve]

Most even charge for that !

True, was kinda basing it of my regular. We get on well, but under no impression im 'the one'
Well maybe I am, however its 'the one that's spent a fucking fortune with her' 

[OakTree]

If I was you dberk I’d think just about turning up, handing over a wedge of cash, getting fucked and then going home.

You sound very naive and immature and you’re going to get yourself in a whole world of shit if it goes beyond anything more than that.

My advice would be if you are going to review her is just stick to the paid meet details.

[Followyourdick]

Either Piss or Pass the Pot

This

[dberk]

If I was you dberk I’d think just about turning up, handing over a wedge of cash, getting fucked and then going home.

You sound very naive and immature and you’re going to get yourself in a whole world of shit if it goes beyond anything more than that.

My advice would be if you are going to review her is just stick to the paid meet details.

At this point I’m going to ask people to stop trying to give advice, you have all missed the original question I asked. Everything else was to be talked about in private I can’t share a full story here and I am already talking to someone, I don’t need the extra advice unless it’s about at actual review.
Thank you for trying to help but at this point people are just repeating each other’s comments without adding anything new.

[Hugger-Mugger]

To be clear

2. You’re not Richard Gere and she’s not Julia Roberts

I think I am too young to know who the people referenced are but I get the gist, again I wasnt looking for a relationship with an wg, that would not be healthy.

I Think we have a nominee for Post Of The Year

For the benefit of DBerk:-
External Link/Members Only
1990

[dberk]

I Think we have a nominee for Post Of The Year

For the benefit of DBerk:-
External Link/Members Only
1990

8 years before my time 😂

[Hugger-Mugger]

Recommended viewing!

[Followyourdick]

This

What a right fucking waste of time and effort this all was then 

[Cord_the_boy]

What a right fucking waste of time and effort this all was then 

Literally. I think it’s that bad a thread it classifies as a ban-worthy offence.

[KerachiDope]

KISS.. Keep It Simple Sssssssseñor.

[Itzmurph]

You’ve come here asking for advice and you’ve been a bit cockstruck by some girl. Great, it happens. I’ve spent too long back in the day in Patong (Thailand) and I’ve seen how manipulative these bags can be. Hell I’ve been the translator for texts back to their many boyfriends on how they’re being “good girls” and have quit the bar and…. Hey I need money because the water buffalo has just fallen through the roof and landed on my mother.

Mate feel free to pm. I’m not on here too often but will chat if you like. Please please do not confuse love with paid time. These girls are professionals (esp if they are Thai in massage nob-rub shops) It’s their jobs to make guys feel special.

And I bet you’re pretty average guy and nothing wrong with you but a bit of self confidence so stop that worrying too.

I can’t say but Thai girls especially know how to play the long game. Draw a guy in. Be safe pal and stop worrying. You’re to be honest a bit young to be needing to visit paid crap

[tiptop07]

You say this was at a parlour - presumably in Preston?

Was this one of the thai parlour girls?

If it was and you review it there's a chance she'll get sacked

for my own benefit, where is the line drawn between or criteria of when not to review?

I did my first review a few days ago. I didn't think twice because I had seen the establishment mentioned on here previously and also reviewed. But I would hate for someone to loose their job?

[scutty brown]

for my own benefit, where is the line drawn between or criteria of when not to review?

I did my first review a few days ago. I didn't think twice because I had seen the establishment mentioned on here previously and also reviewed. But I would hate for someone to loose their job?

Difficult one because it depends on the parlour and the location
Best I can offer is to say, if it advertises as a massage parlour, be extremely careful.
Take Blackpool. If you review 5 Charles St, 10 King St , White Cottage or Thai Paradise no-one will worry
Review too accurately Thai Orchid or the new "Blackpool Thai" and things could go wrong - especially with the council planning team