I was intrigued by the advert of the newly opened Yan-C Massage and Spa in Newcastle. I hadn't tried Yan-C when it was based near the bus station, but the photographs of the new premises looked quite plush, and I wondered if they were library photos taken from the internet, like massage premises sometimes are.
I rang and was able to arrange a booking pretty much straight away. I had googled the location beforehand, so knew where to park - right outside the premises, which is a series of pay and display parking bays. The venue is adjacent to a pub (why are so many massage premises within view of a pub?
), so this might be an issue for those requiring discretion when the pub is busy.
I entered the premises and was surprised to find that the photos on the advert are genuine, bath and all. I was greeted by two Chinese ladies in their forties, one of them the apparent owner or manager, who was rather chubby, and a slimmer lady, Lucy, who I hoped was the one providing the massage.
I was shown into the room and paid my fee, £40 for the hour, and got myself ready. It was Lucy who returned to provide the massage. She was quite quiet but was pleasant. After about five minutes I heard the voice of another customer who had entered the premises, and the door opened with me bollock naked on the massage table so that the other lady could get some things from the room, which was a bit irritating. I don't think that Lucy has professional training, as some of her strokes were a bit amateurish, but it was okay.
This was definitely a case of WSWS? There was some touching of the buttocks, but this was not sensual. As the massage progressed and she focused on my thighs and lower back I was still uncertain, but it was becoming more and more evident that something was on the cards when she started the gentle stroking with her nails that Sheng is so good at - not as good as Sheng, but enjoyable all the same.
I turned over and it was clear to Lucy that her technique had been effective. She massaged my legs and chest for a few minutes before smiling and asking if I wanted 'it' massaging. I agreed but she didn't state a price, and proceeded to give a HE. Against my better judgment I asked if she offered anything else, and she said she would go topless. Again, I didn't agree a price. Lucy took off her top and bra, and I immediately regretted asking her. When clothed, Lucy appears slim (or it might have been because she looked slim when stood next to the chubby owner
), but she had a belly drooping down past her waistline, shortly followed by her sizeable but droopy tits. I did have a suck on them while she finished me off, but my pleasure was more of a physical release than being brought to a climax by a pretty younger lady.
I got a shower which is en-suite, and after I got dressed she came back into the room. I wondered if she was naive for not charging for the extras, though I was going to give her the cash anyway, but then she asked for £40. I told her that this is above the usual rate, but she wasn't budging. I wasn't going to argue, and I should have clarified the charge beforehand, as I usually do, so I paid £80 in total, knowing that I could have had a completely nude experience with an attractive younger masseuse for the same price.
When I got back to the car I realised I had been short-changed by about 15 minutes.
PositivesVenue is pleasant
A working en-suite shower
Sheng-like techniques on buttocks and balls
NegativesPrices for extras 'greedy'
Didn't get full hour paid for
Potential to bump into fellow punters
Massage isn't great
Would I return? No - it would take positive reviews about a new masseuse working there for me to go back. So overall its a
negative rating from me.
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