Relaxing4u - Uxbridge - Standard massage

[Atrueyorkie]

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70 for an hour

I had forgotten I had seen her a long while back and was surprised that she’s not well reviewed. Comms were a bit tricky, I had tried a few times and she was fully booked so wherever she’s getting her regulars from they are coming their droves 

Once finally agreed it was clear that HR was on offer as it was set as a sensual massage and I’m sure she has a site as well.

Upon arrival the standard text and number was provided. Looks like a standard normal residential street so wasn’t fussed on the discreetness and she answered the door quite quickly.

What’d she look like? Not really like the profile picture. I was expecting an energetic figure but she was very mundane and quiet to the point I thought she was a mute. Very slim, not a curve in sight really. Was sent upstairs and into the room changed off. There was no talk of what style I wanted just started which felt like a deep tissue.

It wasn’t bad and I’m not one for talking but struck up a few conversations here and there otherwise I’d have to listen to that same soundtrack ever massage therapist seems to have at hand. Not a swipe or accidental touches.

On the flip it again was nothing sensual. When she had finished she just back off and then ask if I wanted HR. I said yes and the hands were pretty soft and I enjoyed it till completion. Strictly no touching, you could even tell with the vibe.

Paid and used the shower before I left.

I was thinking it could be a weak positive but I can’t justify the cold demeanour. Maybe because it was my first time as I see she has some glowing reviews on AW and her site but tbh AW reviews are most likely false I rarely take them as the truth as its usually bs.

Would I recommend? Not really, I’m sure you can find something similar with a better SP. location wise is decent

Would I go back? Me personally no, couldn’t justify a repeat visit.

[Tony Blair]

Thanks, hotlist removal done.  Been on it for years, saved me the bother.  Cheers

[LLPunting]

Thank for the review 

If she's so averse to providing the extras then why advertise on AW? 

Just reveals how much more of a con she's trying to pull as if the "I'm a princess" BS wasn't a big enough red flag.

[RAJEC]

I’ve been trying to secure a meet for ages now and thanks to you sir, I will now stop trying 

[Atrueyorkie]

I’ve been trying to secure a meet for ages now and thanks to you sir, I will now stop trying 

Haha glad I could save you some petrol 

[Atrueyorkie]

Thank for the review 

If she's so averse to providing the extras then why advertise on AW? 

Just reveals how much more of a con she's trying to pull as if the "I'm a princess" BS wasn't a big enough red flag.

+1 I really don’t understand her being on AW. Probably to generate the traffic but then there’s gumtree/viva 

[Often Visitor]

I booked to see her a while ago but when I got to the front door there were 3 pairs of size nine boots outside and a lot of very deep voices so I gave it a miss she has her own website
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[lougb1]

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70 for an hour

I had forgotten I had seen her a long while back and was surprised that she’s not well reviewed. Comms were a bit tricky, I had tried a few times and she was fully booked so wherever she’s getting her regulars from they are coming their droves 

Once finally agreed it was clear that HR was on offer as it was set as a sensual massage and I’m sure she has a site as well.

Upon arrival the standard text and number was provided. Looks like a standard normal residential street so wasn’t fussed on the discreetness and she answered the door quite quickly.

What’d she look like? Not really like the profile picture. I was expecting an energetic figure but she was very mundane and quiet to the point I thought she was a mute. Very slim, not a curve in sight really. Was sent upstairs and into the room changed off. There was no talk of what style I wanted just started which felt like a deep tissue.

It wasn’t bad and I’m not one for talking but struck up a few conversations here and there otherwise I’d have to listen to that same soundtrack ever massage therapist seems to have at hand. Not a swipe or accidental touches.

On the flip it again was nothing sensual. When she had finished she just back off and then ask if I wanted HR. I said yes and the hands were pretty soft and I enjoyed it till completion. Strictly no touching, you could even tell with the vibe.

Paid and used the shower before I left.

I was thinking it could be a weak positive but I can’t justify the cold demeanour. Maybe because it was my first time as I see she has some glowing reviews on AW and her site but tbh AW reviews are most likely false I rarely take them as the truth as its usually bs.

Would I recommend? Not really, I’m sure you can find something similar with a better SP. location wise is decent

Would I go back? Me personally no, couldn’t justify a repeat visit.

Again good sir you have done a great TOFFT.  However her piccy's have set my ariel twitching, she seems to have that "Tara" look to her which does float my boat...so damn it will just see how MMMV... (Z in Kilburn).



 

 

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PS Her address even comes up on Google Business.... with one punter unhappy because she had offered "relief"   

[Atrueyorkie]

No offence but she’s not fit to tie Tara’s shoe laces.

I know pictures are supposed to show them in their best light but she has a depressing demeanour that just emits from her in person. Like someone shat in her cereal. I’m basing this of my one visit so I could be wrong but she did nothing for me in terms of great atmosphere. The HE is forgettable. I honestly can’t fathom how she’s busy, I’m perplexed and dumbfounded how she’s still open. I’d be keen to see if anyone else’s experience differs

[lougb1]

No offence but she’s not fit to tie Tara’s shoe laces.

I get your drift ATY I was just thinking physically but not level of service provided... still a fool (me) and his money can easily separated by a pretty face...so I will take my chances later this week

"If you would like a happy ending for a completely relaxing experience please ask when you're here - it's included in the price! If you have any other requirements please ask when you're here." Quote from her email,   MMMV ??
 

 

[LLPunting]

No offence but she’s not fit to tie Tara’s shoe laces.

I know pictures are supposed to show them in their best light but she has a depressing demeanour that just emits from her in person. Like someone shat in her cereal. I’m basing this of my one visit so I could be wrong but she did nothing for me in terms of great atmosphere. The HE is forgettable. I honestly can’t fathom how she’s busy, I’m perplexed and dumbfounded how she’s still open. I’d be keen to see if anyone else’s experience differs

Which Tara?

[Atrueyorkie]

I get your drift ATY I was just thinking physically but not level of service provided... still a fool (me) and his money can easily separated by a pretty face...so I will take my chances later this week

"If you would like a happy ending for a completely relaxing experience please ask when you're here - it's included in the price! If you have any other requirements please ask when you're here." Quote from her email,   MMMV ??
 

 

Fair enough the last part of the email does sound interesting and open to more

[Atrueyorkie]

Which Tara?

Tara from Earl’s Court

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=295440.0

[lougb1]

No offence but she’s not fit to tie Tara’s shoe laces.

I know pictures are supposed to show them in their best light but she has a depressing demeanour that just emits from her in person. Like someone shat in her cereal. I’m basing this of my one visit so I could be wrong but she did nothing for me in terms of great atmosphere. The HE is forgettable. I honestly can’t fathom how she’s busy, I’m perplexed and dumbfounded how she’s still open. I’d be keen to see if anyone else’s experience differs

I should have listened to you squire. Totally underwhelming experience. Jane clearly has a past in other things and her photos on AW and her wall reflect that. Today she seems to be a shell of her former self and suspect that she may have sufferred trauma. Nice and pretty enough SP IMHO, but if others keep her busy with her limited services, HE is included in the £70 hour, which she took her time to coax out of me, and was not a last minute rapid "cum for me babe" tug, so that aspect was positive at least. I for one will not return though.

 

[Atrueyorkie]

I should have listened to you squire. Totally underwhelming experience. Jane clearly has a past in other things and her photos on AW and her wall reflect that. Today she seems to be a shell of her former self and suspect that she may have sufferred trauma. Nice and pretty enough SP IMHO, but if others keep her busy with her limited services, HE is included in the £70 hour, which she took her time to coax out of me, and was not a last minute rapid "cum for me babe" tug, so that aspect was positive at least. I for one will not return though.

 

Hahahaha  been there before, even though someone says it’s shit you just gotta check for yourself 

I agree that something must have happened to her, she was a mute. Nobody really needs continuous chatter but it was a very odd, depressing aura she has circulating round her. She can certainly keep her “droves” of people to herself.

[Kamilondon]

I remember visiting this one years ago, and your review pretty much sums up my experience with her, she’s quite odd, and from what I remember I didn’t even get a HE, walked out thinking wtf !