Ok, off the bat I am aware that this lady is typically very well reviewed, but I spent my money so my opinion you shall receiveth.
Booking made by txt, all very easy with clear instructions. I did txt to requests hold-ups (stockings) be worn and got an “ok” for a reply. Got a confirmation txt about 30 minutes later “are you still coming” to which I obviously replied yes.
Arrived at the venue. Knocked on the door and could hear movement inside. Sounded like running around and also a female voice shouting something in a foreign language. I waited for about 20 seconds…. I knocked again. I could hear someone coming near the door then seemingly away again. I was thinking hang, on, can they/she even hear me? Then moments after that I hear the sound of someone putting heels on behind the door. It opens and of course, she’s hiding behind it, I walk in.
Now, ‘Tina’ is not a bad looking woman, far from it but in my personal opinion she’s nowhere near as fit as she’s made out to be on some of these reviews. She’s a solid 6/7 out of ten and she’s gone OTT on the lips. The other thing I notice is that she’s wearing a black pair of bikini bottoms and black bra - no holdups…
We walk to the room which another member has described as needing “a lick of paint”. He’s not wrong
she asks me how long I want and we agree £50 for 15 mins owo and kissing included. She disappears off to another room to stash the money and I’m not exaggerating, she’s gone for about FIVE MINUTES. I’m just stood there at this point like wtf. She returns and sits on the bed so I walk over and sit too. She’s asking me questions about my life, what do I do etc and I’m thinking hang on, this is a 15 minute booking, there’s no time for this. I lean in to kiss her and she responds by kissing me back which is positive so after a brief session I stand and get undressed. At this point it’s just not flowing for me, the delay at the door, the 5 minute wait, the lack of requested outfit is all playing on my mind. Add in to this the fact that I was expecting this absolute stunner and I’m struggling.
She offers me a blowjob without and I’m like sure. She places my flaccid penis in her mouth and gets to work. At this stage she’s on all fours and I’m standing at the foot of the bed. I’m reaching over to feel her arse and again I’m left a little deflated. It’s just not that good, I’m sorry if a few of you will disagree with me here but each to their own. I just do not find this woman sexy so after 3 or 4 minutes of her efforts having no impact I say “sorry it’s just not working”.
To be fair to her she stands up at this point and says “I just want to make you happy” and I’m like yeah I do to but it’s not just happening. I look at her and for the first time I think, actually, you are quite sexy. So I motion for her to walk over to me. My intention here is that she stands in front of my so I can appreciate her body. She moves in close and as I go to kiss her neck I get an overpowering smell of dry shampoo and that sort of unwashed hair smell. At this point I’m done. It’s over for me.
I give up and start getting dressed, I’ve been in the booking for about 7 minutes at this point. Tina is perfectly happy for me to proceed with getting dressed and insincerely continues to mutter “I just want to make you happy” whine internally rejoicing at the easiest £50 she’ll ever earn. I say my goodbyes and off I go.
In summary: she just didn’t do it for me from the moment I got in there. The delays, the shouting, the complete lack of any sort of playfulness. The (to my mind) lack of tip-top personal hygiene and the fact she was clearly very happy for me to clear off ASAP. I get it, it’s a job and I’m not expecting the red carpet treatment but my needs are incredibly vanilla as it is.
Fair play to those of you to whom she appeals more strongly. For me, that £50 is better spent elsewhere.
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