External Link/Members OnlyThis review could have easily been positive or negative so neutral sounds fair. So I quite like a massage and then started enjoying extras, but I think I’m over the taboo of it all now.
So I arrived on the Main Street. Parking isn’t that easy depending on the day. Cash only so needed to go round the corner to Tescos. It’s pretty conspicuous but I’m not local and didn’t care about being recognised.
Met some bird in her 40s with a great chest in a red dress. I was really excited about getting a HE from her. I booked an hour for £40 but she said I could only have 45 mins for £45, which I thought was fair. Her massage was really good to be fair. I like a firm sports massage, which by its essence isn’t really sexy but she combined it well with some CC swipes.
Got onto the extras, she said B2B HE was £40. I only had £25 and after some
persuasion she agreed to it! Buzzing as I’ve never had a B2B and have always been interested.
Off goes the dress and her body is REALLY unappealing to me. Clearly a bra was doing all the work, and the dress was hiding a pot belly. A comically funny one.
HE done. Fine.
So…too long didn’t read?
GOOD - last minute requirement, friendly, decent value B2B, massage
BAD - body, change of time, location