External Link/Members OnlyDate: 31st August 21
Location: HSK
Damage:£200
Duration: 1hr
Apologies after I typed this I realised its a long read but I think it's my duty to highlight the genuinly shit service
Looks: 7 - attractive if you like that look? I do for a shag
Attitude: 1 - because she wasn't a bitch
Service: 0 - my 1st ever zero
Total: 8 Negative
Comms: easy enough via Telegram standard and easy
Location: serviced Apartment off a side road of Kensington High Street, decent size bedroom adequate shower
Girl: 100% her the latest video is the look she has now ite exactly what she was wearing as well attractive enough, I reckon her lips would keep her a float in the channel if required.
Action: she let me in standing behind the door as they do, pleasantries and 'donation' exchanged, went for a shower.
On return she said tell me about yourself this Is the 1st time we have met, I should know a little about you.... um it'd not why I'm here but OK (thinking, I didn't say it) but fair enough.
She made no effort to initiate anything so I said you may as well start a massage, may as well get something as she didn't act on any of my hints
Massage very meh no CC swipes or reach around FFS. I really should have walked but I really wanted to fuck her. So I persisted.
Turned around went in for a kiss.... of course not she even grabbed me by the cheek and turned me sideways started lilicking my ear instead which tbf was nice if not weird
Oh good baby yes good baby not even trying to pretend it's not fake. This continued throughout.
Started massaging my cock and said slowly baby it gradually and I mean gradually got a bit rancher I thought for a few minutes let her keep going this must be leading somewhere especially when she climed on me RCG and simulated whilst giving me a HJ. I thought ok she's building... how wrong was I.
Eventually she put on a dom started OW wasn't offered OWO prefer it but not bothered, more HJ than BJ tbf, at this point I lost any interest and the stiffy and I'm thinking fuck it I book a plan B (actually a plan C... more on that at the end)
She said are you nervous baby.... no I'm tired today (thinking your service is shit but I'm here and naked now, make me cum already).
I said just do HJ I said 5x (I counted) play with the balls it helps she never did.
At this point she said want to cum on my tits baby?
A disinterested sure from me followed by thats an extra £50 baby..... fuck off love
Eventually came on myself zero assistance in clean up, I mean zero didn't even offer a wipe/tissue I had to ask.
I'm getting dressed as quick as I can... she says hope to see you again baby please leave me a review..... how on earth did you think this was going well.... I must have mug in Romanian tattooed on my forehead.
Text the agency told them this was awful ... apologies blah blah blah.... offered £30 off next booking nothing more than a token gesture.
Bottom line, not 1 service listed on her profile (except massage) was offered essentially 200 quid for a shit HJ
FK - several attempts all unsuccessful
GFE - only from the sense that she didn't put out.... so actually ye
OWO - nope only brief OW
COB - no extra on profile but she actually suggested it to me and informed me it's xtra 50 baby. Fucking piss taker
CIF for extra 50£ - its not worth extra once its out its out
DT for extra 50£ didn't even bother asking her
Fingering - no fingers inside baby
A-Level for extra 80 - interested but too much
PSE - fuck no
Face sitting - nope
Dirty talk - baby after everything doesn't count
Massage - Sort of attempted
Soft spanking receiving X no baby
Regarding the plan C. I originally wanted to see Rivetta as I thought she was leaving at the weekend (saw her last week and a few times when she was here pre covid) she was a solid £150 punt. Was told by Diva she's leaving the UK today they had told me the 4th when I enquted a few weeks ago as I knew she wasn't here for long..... oh well.
I might review her but she's not here now and I don't have anything to add to what's already on here about her.
