External Link/Members OnlyAugust 2021
South East - Milton Keynes
45 minute massage, body to body and HE
£70
All expected services delivered
It’s funny how tastes change over time. A few years back I would never have considered visiting a parlour where there was strictly no chance of finishing with sex with the girl. But here I am, older, probably not much wiser and I’ve be had two “punts” with girls that were almost entirely based on massage. And they were both top notch.
I’ve had a week off work and decided to go on a little punting break in England. A few days relaxing in the Mendip Hills, with a couple of punts in Bristol then two nights in Luton before flying out from that airport. Upon arriving it was pretty clear that Luton isn’t bubbling over with hotties advertising their services and there is a distinct lack of any parlours that are anywhere near approaching classy joints. On the advice of a member of this group I had a look in Milton Keynes and Ego Massage parlour seemed to be highly recommended. The website is pretty clear and frequently updated with schedules and pricing looked pretty good. Also quite easy to get to by public transport from Luton so why not. I liked the look of Jess, she was listed as available the next day, so decision made.
I called the day before to book an appointment for the next morning. Jess was available so the booking was made. I was asked to call to confirm the next morning (I guess a lot of guys that aren’t “punters” make bookings then bottle it when the time comes?). The building was easy to find once I realised it’s not on the main street and everything went swimmingly on the way there. I arrived a few minutes early and was greeted by the maid (owner?) who asked me to wait in the hall as the previous client was about to leave and we should not see each other for reasons of discretion. I considered giving him a cheery wave as he walked past the window next to me, but I’m not sure he would have seen the funny side...
So up to the room, all clean, neat, fresh towels, a shower and a massage table in the centre with fresh coverings on it. All good. Jess was shown to the room. Her bio says she’s 31, Finnish, 5’9, size 8 and 34c. All seems accurate. The photos appear genuine but she has a few (very nice) tattoos that aren’t shown in the photos, so maybe the pics are not recent. But she’s pretty, slim and very sexy. She was dressed in a short black wraparound outfit, that seemed appropriate for a masseuse. She wasn’t very talkative when she started, just asking me to take a shower and whether I’d been there before. When I came from the shower she was already naked and asked me to lie face down on the table.
The massage started and she worked methodically, and very skilfully, across my whole body. Starting softly and becoming firmer as she worked. It was very relaxing and enjoyable. As she worked my upper thighs and buttocks she stroked her finger against my balls, which felt amazing. This went on for quite some time and was very relaxing and soothing. Oil was liberally applied as she went and there was a lot of body to body action in the later half of the massage. I had really enjoyed this so far, but it had been more relaxing so far rather than particularly erotic. Time to turn things up a notch. Jess asked me to turn over and asked how I felt. This was the first time I’d really had a look at her naked, with the two mirrors either side of the table she looked amazing and the little fellow rose to attention. Jess started to massage my chest and worked down, there were strokes along my cock but more teasing than anything. She then moved on to work her well oiled boobs all over me from head to groin. As she did this her arse looked fantastic in the mirror, so I moved my hand to her thigh and asked if that was ok, she said light touching was fine. Now this was really getting horny. She continued for what seemed like quite a long time and is obviously very skilled at controlling the pace. She would massage my cock with her oiled boobs to the point of bringing me close then slow down so I didnt come. Jess really knows her stuff. This went on for quite some time and I started to wonder about the time, but Jess was on top of the situation. Shortly before time was up she poured more oil on to my cock, grasped it firmly and stroked it slowly. As she did this my hand stroked her beautiful bum and I could choose between the view of her arse and exposed pussy in the right mirror or her wanking me off in the left mirror. I came, and Jess continued to stroke me until every last drop was drained. After that she continued to softly stoke and caress me a I regained my breath.
After this Jess showered, I showered and dressed, and she was much more chatty and really quite open as we were preparing to leave. I paid her and she kissed me in the cheek and wished me well as I left.
Conclusions? Firstly Jess is an absolute diamond and a really skilled girl. Considering there was no actual sex involved this was an amazingly sexy experience. Also if she is indicative of the standard of service there then Ego is an absolute gem of an establishment. If I was here longer I would go back without a doubt.
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