Author Topic: MsParkLane - just shit - Worcestershire  (Read 5468 times)


13 review(s) for msparklane (10 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline TJHooker

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Booking/Comms
Fairly good, initially via AW, mobile number sent, called and booking made.

Location
Not a bad part of the world, parking is in the place she suggests and gives her a view of your car and as you walk to her place.  Car park was busy that evening, but got a space.

However her place is bare, little to no furniture but instead black bags, broken down furniture and boxes everywhere.

MPL
48 on her profile is optimistic, she’s less MILF and more GILF.  Size 16 is about right and estimate her to be late 50’s maybe early 60’s.

The session

TLDR Version:
Fishy pussy, a ton of time wasting, no bed but a mattress on the floor, clock watcher.  Really didn’t need to hear about her bowl movements.  Good blowjob when she can be arsed.

Long version
Weather was typical British, cold and wet so outdoor play was off.  Once in, money sorted, she needed a coffee as it had been a long day.  A bit of chat and tour of her place.  No bed, virtually no furniture so the only option was in front of a fire on a blow up mattress on the floor covered in sheets. 

On the mattress, she removed her clothes except bra and knickers, apparently she was cold and needed warming up and proceeded to muck about with the fire.  Then more talking, asked if we can get started, nope, she needed to finish her coffee.  More talking!  I was even privy to her her bowl troubles and how the previous day she had stomach cramps which were resolved with a massive fart and a smelly shit.

This took doing this for shits and giggles to a new low.

Finally after I being there at least 45 minutes, (I checked my watch,) we started with a good teasing blowjob.  We swapped, got her bra off for some very nice tits, proceeded to remove her knickers and fuck me she stunk.  I’ve smelt fresher fish at a market.  I decided reverse oral was not happening and fingered her. 

Went in for kissing, DFK is off the books so light kisses with her rather stubbly moustache.  Even with the blue pill I was struggling. 

Managed to get hard, on with the condom, and fucked her doggy…nope, smell of fish was too strong.  Went missionary and unloaded.  Off with the condom, went to the bathroom and cleaned up.  Even washing my hands twice my fingers smelt nasty.  Bathroom was nice, probably the best room in the house.

Back in the room, she’s made another coffee, more talking, well actually her spewing crap about her family, boyfriend in Jamaica, moving, moaning, how much her place is worth, blah blah blah….

You cannot get this woman to shut up.

I suggested oral and then more sex, she agreed but let me know she had a friend due for dinner.

Lay back, closed my eyes and let her blow me.  Either the two coffees had worn off or she could not be arsed so I ended up jerking myself off with her licking my balls, got close and asked her to blow me until I came, on the first spout her head shot up and she wanked me to completion.  So a bit of a cum dodger.

Went to bathroom, cleaned up…fingers still smelly.  Back in the room, dressed and off I went.

It was supposed to be a 4 hour session, knocked it on the head after 3.

In the car, sanitised my hands, aftershave galore on the fingers.

Basically paid for the 4 hour special, probably got 40 odd minutes of action and over 2 hours of her chatting shit.

Offline chadpitt

TLDR Version:
Fishy pussy, a ton of time wasting, no bed but a mattress on the floor, clock watcher.  Really didn’t need to hear about her bowl movements.  Good blowjob when she can be arsed.

Hope she gets a dusty phone to go with her dusty vag.

Offline opel70

Ms Park Lane indeed - profile says she provides a 5* service,  ! & ?.
More like 1* by the sounds of it.

Offline finn5555

Ms Park Lane indeed - profile says she provides a 5* service,  ! & ?.
More like 1* by the sounds of it.

Why would what service she offers worry you  :rolleyes:

Offline shyboy1

There’s no excuse for the lacklustre service you received.
But I am surprised by it. I’ve always found her to offer great service.
I haven’t seen her for a couple of months as she has been set to move away for ages now.
Sounds to me like the hassle of moving and packing up that big old house has made her lose interest in her clients.
This is a shame as it means the area has lost another solid service provider
Sorry you had a bad time.
SB

Offline EddieThead669

There is nothing worse than a nasty smelling pussy, especially when you have paid the money to lick and fuck it.

Cheers for the review, but MsParkLane is going on the black list.

Another nail in the coffin for Worcestershire.

Offline Mutantlarry

There’s no excuse for the lacklustre service you received.
But I am surprised by it. I’ve always found her to offer great service.
I haven’t seen her for a couple of months as she has been set to move away for ages now.
Sounds to me like the hassle of moving and packing up that big old house has made her lose interest in her clients.
This is a shame as it means the area has lost another solid service provider
Sorry you had a bad time.
SB

I’ve got to agree with this. I’ve always found her to be great company and had huge amounts of fun visiting her. I’ve not seen her since covid and due to meet this month. I will report back.

Offline lamboman

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She's bid on my reverse booking,it's a pass from me.
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Offline dog999

Sounds like you had a 'shit time'. One thing I can't get me head round is, when you have had your fingers in a smelly pussy, despite good hand washing the stink still remains! :D :D

Offline Straightsix

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Sounds like you had a 'shit time'. One thing I can't get me head round is, when you have had your fingers in a smelly pussy, despite good hand washing the stink still remains! :D :D
Stick em in another pussy, the smell soon disappears.
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