I was in the area recently and had time for a massage. Went on Gumtree, found this ad for Herb Dr in Bethnal Green Road which has been reviewed before:
External Link/Members OnlyMade an appointment and walked in to be met by the manager (owner?) who was an older female probably in her late 50s or 60s. Sitting behind her was a lady in her 40s who looked ok. After handing over £30 for the half hour session I was chaperoned into a nearby room by the 40s woman whose name is Lily.
Looks 5/10 - as I said before Lily is in her 40s. Quite plain looking facially though she had used some make up to present herself more pretty. She has a nice smile. Around 5’ 2” tall, but not a bad body; definitely not fat nor skinny, with a nice pair of B cups as I found out when she got out of her summery dress. She would not get your attention if she passed you on the street.
Service 7/10 - Lily left the room for me to undress. I have this thing where I leave my boxers on til the masseuse returns and ask whether to keep them on or off to help establish the ‘will she, won’t she’ vibe, and Lily told me to take them off. Laid on the table on my front, and Lily gave a nice back massage using oil, starting at the end where my head was and deliberately leaning over to reach my back so her torso and boobs had some contact with me. After a few minutes Lily begun lightly massaging my inner thigh, making sure to gently swipe my balls, and I gave a groan of appreciation. Lily’s hands also reached my buttocks. She then leaned in to ask if I wanted extras, and we agreed £40 for B2B.
I got off the table to give her the extra, and helped Lily to remove her dress, bra and knickers. Now standing next to each other we had a little cuddle and lip kissing. My hands wandered to her crotch and she was getting wet. Started kissing her neck and boobs while fingering her hairy pussy, her turn now to moan appreciatively. I told Lily to lie on the table, and she allowed me to go down on her. Her thighs clamped my head as she enjoyed my work. I didn’t have any condoms so there was to be no sex, and I’m not sure if Lily would do a BJ either so we swapped positions, allowing Lily to wank me off while I was on the table.
It was quite a raunchy performance from Lily which I enjoyed.
Car parking 1/5 - this was in the afternoon so car parking is very limited. I ended up changing parking in a permit holders only bay about 3 minutes walk away, and thankfully didn’t get a ticket.
Premises 2/5 - the shop front is kind of discreet, helped by having plenty of herbs and the manager giving a semi-legit appearance. Massage takes place in a standard box room with the table dead centre, a chair for you to leave your clothes on, a small sink in the corner. Before the massage I asked to use the toilet which is at the back. Next to the toilet is a shower which badly needs a clean, there was no way I would consider using it! When the massage ended I asked Lily to wipe me down, which she did using the massage roll rather than a towel.
Value for money 6/10 - I paid £30 for the 30 minute massage and then £40 to Lily. £70 seems to be a standard price for nude B2B nowadays?
Total 21/40 - usually this score would be a neutral. But the score reflects more on the standard of premises and lack of car parking. Lily herself I would recommend and I would be happy to return to see her or anyone else in Herb Dr when I am next in the area.
