Author Topic: FBSM - Greenleaves of Clapham... Dull but...  (Read 1209 times)

Offline Gameboy121

The location: seedy (nowt wrong with that! : -)  looking massage joint in Clapham Jnctn. 5 mins from the station.

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The girl. Chinese, called Leah. 30's not unattractive., the standard  model.

The punt: frankly, pretty boring. Massage skills 3/10, even walking on my back failed to find any knots (there were plenty!), no cc swipes or cock/ball play despite me having got my trollies off half way through. At the 20 minute mark I asked for extras. B2B and HE available. I opted for the latter but asked her for topless (extra tenner).

The handjob was OK, with nice build up, but she needed help to position her hand to bring me off. Sucking her bullet-nipples failed to get a reaction from her. Overall a pretty dull punt, though I did come quite forcefully. Showered and left. Off to the pub for a pint, 60 sheets lighter.

It's a neutral as the action was almost asexual, but she took direction and was pleasant and I shot my load over her hand and forearm.

She was nice and pleasant.Overall though, if I'm honest I won't be back.

Offline WellDontJustLookAtIt

Thanks for the review.. always wondered about this place, but think I'll steer clear now.

Also, shouldn't this be in the London review section? Clapham J is SW11

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for the review  :drinks:

A result more consistent with this place's less than mediocre standards all these years.  It seems the recent positive may've been a blip or beer-goggled.

Offline Gameboy121

Yep, you are right. SW11 is London, not S.East. my bad. Was visiting!