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    Author Topic: x KinkyKristina x  (Read 5336 times)


    5 review(s) for x KinkyKristina x (4 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)


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    Not my usual cup of tea.  Don't normally go for English girls, as I prefer the slim EE types, but I was in that area and thought why not.

    Negatives first, nothing major, just a few niggles:
    -For me, she's on the tubby side. Kept her belly covered for the entire punt and has stretchmarks on her ass/back of thighs.
    -Her default conversational volume is to SHOUT, which is actually very annoying. Perhaps she is hard of hearing. She sounds like she's selling down the market or something.
    -She left the room a lot, during both of my showers - I know it's a small thing but she left the room a total of 4 times (during payment, 2x showers, to get me a drink which took an age). To be fair, the wasn't a time wasting tactic, because I stayed quite a bit over my time and she never rushed me, but still I felt she was in and out of the room too much and I was left standing there with my nob in my hand.

    Aside from that, she was very pleasant.  Nice big set of fake tits, probably bigger than the ones in her photos, and it was fun when she shouted 'LET'S GET EM OUUUT'.  We started with some dfk and playing with her tits, she had rock solid nipples which was nice to see.  Blowjob isn't so much a blowjob as fucking you with her throat.  To be honest, it wasn't great because once she got to the base it became very toothy and hurt the bottom of my dick. Credit to her though, she listened and changed it up a bit. She makes an absolute mess during owo so if you like it wet/sloppy you'll probably be happy.

    Onto some reverse oral and she was immaculately clean with a small tuft of hair above her fanny. Very tight, took a few fingers and became quite wet.  She was very vocal during this with all of the cliche porn phrases. Sex was equally good, she has a lot of energy and again, she's very tight. No lube needed which was another plus for me. We did mish, doggy, her on top with her fat tits in my face and that was about enough to make me come.

    Nice modern flat, 5 mins walk from Lewisham station, and she is a pleasant/bubbly girl that does exactly what she says on her profile.  Also, it is refreshing to see an English girl charging realistic rates in line with the London standard.

    Would I go back? I am never normally south of the river and she is much bigger than what I usually like, so probably not. Still, she offers a solid service.

    « Last Edit: June 14, 2014, 03:03:07 pm by jesus_jones »


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    Offline herbie007

    Sounds good to me, love throat fucking and getting messy.

    Thanks for the review  :thumbsup:

    Offline rogerc23

    Cheers for the review,popped her on the back up hotlist

    Offline Clooney

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    Not my usual cup of tea.  Don't normally go for English girls, as I prefer the slim EE types, but I was in that area and thought why not.

    Negatives first, nothing major, just a few niggles:
    -For me, she's on the tubby side. Kept her belly covered for the entire punt and has stretchmarks on her ass/back of thighs.
    -Her default conversational volume is to SHOUT, which is actually very annoying. Perhaps she is hard of hearing. She sounds like she's selling down the market or something.
    -She left the room a lot, during both of my showers - I know it's a small thing but she left the room a total of 4 times (during payment, 2x showers, to get me a drink which took an age). To be fair, the wasn't a time wasting tactic, because I stayed quite a bit over my time and she never rushed me, but still I felt she was in and out of the room too much and I was left standing there with my nob in my hand.

    Aside from that, she was very pleasant.  Nice big set of fake tits, probably bigger than the ones in her photos, and it was fun when she shouted 'LET'S GET EM OUUUT'.  We started with some dfk and playing with her tits, she had rock solid nipples which was nice to see.  Blowjob isn't so much a blowjob as fucking you with her throat.  To be honest, it wasn't great because once she got to the base it became very toothy and hurt the bottom of my dick. Credit to her though, she listened and changed it up a bit. She makes an absolute mess during owo so if you like it wet/sloppy you'll probably be happy.

    Onto some reverse oral and she was immaculately clean with a small tuft of hair above her fanny. Very tight, took a few fingers and became quite wet.  She was very vocal during this with all of the cliche porn phrases. Sex was equally good, she has a lot of energy and again, she's very tight. No lube needed which was another plus for me. We did mish, doggy, her on top with her fat tits in my face and that was about enough to make me come.

    Nice modern flat, 5 mins walk from Lewisham station, and she is a pleasant/bubbly girl that does exactly what she says on her profile.  Also, it is refreshing to see an English girl charging realistic rates in line with the London standard.

    Would I go back? I am never normally south of the river and she is much bigger than what I usually like, so probably not. Still, she offers a solid service.

    When did you see her JJ?

    I tried and tried a week ago on Friday, but she doesn't seem to have been around much.

    Having slight second thoughts after your description. In her profile pics that tight little hard body was what was doing it for me.

    When did you see her JJ?

    I tried and tried a week ago on Friday, but she doesn't seem to have been around much.

    Having slight second thoughts after your description. In her profile pics that tight little hard body was what was doing it for me.

    Saw her a couple of weeks ago. She didn't have 'available today' on her profile, but I sent her a text anyway. Can't say I experienced any issues, we agreed a time and she text me the address straight away. Perhaps I got lucky.

    Offline Clooney

    Saw her a couple of weeks ago. She didn't have 'available today' on her profile, but I sent her a text anyway. Can't say I experienced any issues, we agreed a time and she text me the address straight away. Perhaps I got lucky.

    Ah well! Them's the breaks.

    It's called punting for good reason and it can't go to plan all the time.

    Cheers for the info.

    Offline rogerc23

    I saw kristina earlier today,£70 for half hour,she really does give the wettest,sloppiest bj around,my balls were soaked in saliva and she had her blowing spit bubbles at one point.Shes worth seeing to experience her owo alone :yahoo:

    Offline mightymunce

    Her voice is rather annoying tho  :bomb:

    Offline rogerc23

    Her voice is rather annoying tho  :bomb:

    Agreed,I made sure i kept my cock inside her mouth for as long as possible during the punt to keep her quiet!

    Offline fingal91

    I called her and I thought the same about her voice. Put me right off.
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    Offline password02

    I like a nice bit of English rough now and again - on my HL if I ever go to SE London Thanks for the review JJ  :hi:
    « Last Edit: July 18, 2014, 09:08:53 pm by password02 »

    Offline Urban_G

    Thanks for the review JJ. Seen her profile many times but it's never really got my attention... until now! :drinks:






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