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Cheltenham
£120 for 1 hour (I was gone in 15 mins!)
I had made a booking elsewhere but the comms were slow and despite confirming in the morning, was getting no response (and the only replies prior were one word answers, hardly engaging). Therefore I considered plan A to be off and so a plan B was needed pretty quick. My eyes thus started wandering and I came across this profile which was available now. I quickly fired off a text and got a reply straight back with postcode. Off I went.... At this point the little brain was doing all the thinking, never did I consider checking to see if there were any reviews on here, that was something I would very soon regret.
Comms
Quick, to the point and overall fine.
Location
Central cheltenham, easy parking. Apartments by the traffic lights (you know the ones!). Overall fine, relatively clean and tidy from what I could see.
The girl
Well, there was an absence of light coming in from the bright sunshine outside into the dark cave, so I didn't really see that well. Face was nice enough, but then it became evident that this was not the girl in the photos on her profile, not by a long way - unless she had a PhD in photoshop. Away with the cash and I was asked to undress straight away, no offer of a shower, which I always oblige, she went off to stash the cash by which time my eyes had adjusted, sadly.
Certainly a lot bigger, huge saggy tits and flabby stomach.
The Action
She grabbed by cock and started rubbing it, lubing it up ready for action. I thought ok, let's just lie back and close by eyes, at least I can get a decent BJ - but OWO was not on offer (despite profile). By now by dick was being given the death grip, and at least seemed to be having a good time. Her tecnique was rather good so I thought, let's go for a doggy - at least I won't need to look at her too much - but apparently that wasn't on offer. Missionary was, but the sight before me was off-putting and so I asked for a massage instead.
The massage was rubbish, like somebody's cat was walking on my back.
At this point there was something vaugly familar with all of this, I suspect I may have fallen into the same trap before. I resigned to just having a HJ and getting out as soon as I could. With the over-stimulation of the HJ, this didn't take long. Quick clean up and then I was back dressed and out of the door before I knew it. When I got back to the car, 20 mins had passed, so I had been in there about 15.
By then of course, I had a reply from the Plan A punt, but was already running late and so had to call it a day.
Result
A deep feeling of regret and unfulfilment came over me, and partly for my own stupidity for not reading her prior reviews first. Not that it was even the same bird! Would I go back, not on your nelly.
Topic: KateNovela - Cheltenham - Bati & switch (Read 659 times)