Author Topic: Teresa Pleaser 007 (now Teresa 1000) - Peterborough  (Read 2600 times)


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Offline smoothcriminal123

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This meet was an odd meet. Emailed her (and about three others) about a meeting - time/place, you know the score. She was only doing massage but asked if she would do oral - emailed back with phone number and a yes so it was looking good. Comms were fine and easy parking in a suburb of peterborough. Place was fine - a little small and pokey but clean enough.

Teresa opened the door in a pink outfit. I don't like to comment on ages but the arms had that 'crepe' skin that ageing women do so I would be surprised if she is 41. Facially she is quite masculine with a strong chin and nose but good enough. She is tall and slim - a bit scrawny for me but we went upstairs. She asked me to get undressed on the massage table and within 2 minutes she was sucking my cock enthusiastically, moaning and seemed to be enjoying herself - too fast and a light pressure around the shaft so not a great blowjob really. She turned her arse towards me and presented her arse which I grabbed. I though I'll put my fingers up her pussy - did not flinch and she was wet...........must be something about my cock!!! Then she said 'do you want to move onto the bed' - she was leading me!! We stood up for some DFK - quite passionate and then onto the bed.

Continued to finger her and then went down on her which she loved. Problem was down there did not smell to great and it was off putting.
I suggested bareback but she responded 'not today' which was the oddest reponse. So I popped on the hat and fucked her wet pussy whilst grabbing her arse - bit wobbly and untoned but squeezable enough. She seemed to really enjoy herself and I popped. She tried to give me a cuddle ffs and I just wanted out of there.

No extras!!!!!! I just gave her £60 and went!!!! Abit of abonus really.

The good things were that she seems to like her job, cheap and no extras - can't complain at £60 for a full GFE. But the negative for me is that she is not particularly attractive, the smell 'down there' was not plesant at all and she wanted a cuddle!!!

Overall a light negative. Most likely won;t return.
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Yes ofcourse, if you thought things smelt a bit suspect down there I think any sane person would suggest bare back  :dash: :dash:

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Woah…what’s all the hostility about…this girl didn’t do bareback….made that clear.
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Offline finn5555

Clearly it’s not just her pussy that smells fishy here  :rolleyes:

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Yes ofcourse, if you thought things smelt a bit suspect down there I think any sane person would suggest bare back  :dash: :dash:

" Not today " lol, "My Pussy is rank already"  :lol:
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Offline roger_weekly

Interesting review. If I found the lady was very unattractive, I would have probably just stuck to the massage, HJ or BJ, I certainly would not have gone down on her, be turned off by the pong and then wanted to bare back her. In about 400+ encounters I have never bare backed any of them and wouldn't. Don't get me wrong I fantasised about it a fair few times with some of them but any bad whiff and I wouldn't have been capable anyway.

Mr criminal, you need to up your game matey

Offline Punterperson1971

Woah…what’s all the hostility about…this girl didn’t do bareback….made that clear.
but you would’ve if she had not said “not today”

Offline The_Grinder

Some times you read things and ponder, then you read again, and knew you were right the first time when you thought "what a load of Bollocks'!

Wonder if this is the person who has made he change her number
« Last Edit: August 26, 2021, 03:39:08 pm by The_Grinder »

Offline KBW1999

I have never seen this lady, but it strikes me as completely unacceptable that someone would hound her or anyone for some percieved slight or maybe just not getting their own way, what a complete twat

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Has this lady got a few fans…..just said….service not great…mixed reviews….nothing about bareback……odd responses to the reviewers on this one….very odd indeed….
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Has this lady got a few fans…..just said….service not great…mixed reviews….nothing about bareback……odd responses to the reviewers on this one….very odd indeed….


interesting as theking as a similar writing style as you do with excess ..... in middle of sentences and same words used in reviews, probably just a coincidence :unknown:
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interesting as theking as a similar writing style as you do with excess ..... in middle of sentences and same words used in reviews, probably just a coincidence :unknown:

I’m sure it must be a coincidence  :unknown:
Or probably not, as he is the same person after all.

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I’m sure it must be a coincidence  :unknown:
Or probably not, as he is the same person after all.

oh gosh
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I’m sure it must be a coincidence  :unknown:
Or probably not, as he is the same person after all.
I did say I was going to Ban theking if he didn’t answer the questions..

Offline Punterperson1971

Has this lady got a few fans…..just said….service not great…mixed reviews….nothing about bareback……odd responses to the reviewers on this one….very odd indeed….
You are sounding very dodgy mate

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interesting as theking as a similar writing style as you do with excess ..... in middle of sentences and same words used in reviews, probably just a coincidence :unknown:
Spot on with writing styles definitely same person he has multiple profiles on here by looks of it

Offline finn5555

I’m sure it must be a coincidence  :unknown:
Or probably not, as he is the same person after all.

Which begs the question why is he still here  :unknown:

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Which begs the question why is he still here  :unknown:

Entertainment value..
but he’s not very entertaining unfortunately  :lol:

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I’m sure it must be a coincidence  :unknown:
Or probably not, as he is the same person after all.

If he is and still using here as a vendetta against her, I apologize for the jokey post, sure Kev has better knowledge and will deal with it accordingly.
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Offline finn5555

He’s not very entertaining unfortunately  :lol:

Well I agree with that  :hi:

Offline KBW1999

If I remember correctly there was a similar twat on the Yorkshire thread with a grudge about an Indian escort up there, I think she's gone now, unfortunate and purely vindictive