Mya Collucci/Adelle. Romanian. Cape Hill, Birmingham, B16.

[Straightsix]

Mya Collucci/Adelle. Romanian. Cape Hill, Birmingham, B16.

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Preface: From her profile images she looked tall and slim. Something about her I found drew me, not sure exactly what. She'd never be plan A and neither was she on this occasion. I'd come to see my beloved Brazilian who charges a similar fee, has the stereotypical Copacobana figure and provides excellent OWO. She couldn't make our appointment so here I was, the bar was already set high.
 
Communication rating: Acceptable, good English. Came across as professional and coherent.

Service requested: Oral and sex. 15 minutes. £40

Venue: Modern apartment block in the ghetto of Cape Hill. Parking was stress free near block. Area seems volatile, edgy.

Slight: I was met in the car park by Adelle. Its definitely the lady in the images with  minimum of filters applied, an acceptable resemblance. 5'4" ish. She wore what I can only describe as a 'chav' outfit, a white sort of shell suit and white trainers. An outfit I associated with young girls who 'shuffle'. She was of slight build, easily size 4. Whilst watching her ass going up the stairs heading towards her apartment I'm thinking 'I don't think I wanna do this'. She was a bit too meatless for me. Then I imagined how thick my cock would look driving into her from behind. 'Ok, sold'.

Once in the operating theatre I strategically looked her up and down whilst discussing the procedure to follow. She was so slim I could see her hips and mound through her clothes. Yes, I want to bury my face in that. Almost losing my senses I remembered to breakdown exactly what I wanted to do. Far too familiar with this contingent of charlatans. As expected there was an issue. After requesting the usual oral and sex i asked whether I could 'feel her up' to start. "It was extra and wasn't discussed earlier" she said. I told her that I would leave it.
I was taken by surprise that she didn't sell herself further, maybe enquiring what I meant by 'feel up'. I just wanted a bit of warming up,  touching her pussy and ass over her clothes like a public transport pervert. Something to give the semi a head start as I knew she'd be reaching for the condom after ordering me to get on the bed. I've done this too many times to know it doesn't work for me. It was obviously too much to ask for and typically incremental by transaction.
With hindsight I'll never know whether walking was the right choice but I was happy with the decision I'd made. I drove home, early night. 

Summary: Seemed like a nice enough girl. Good English and definitely the lady in the pics. I had a strong feeling it would be disappointing and laboured, I'm not so tolerant anymore, especially with Romanians. Her profile typically promising euphoric services such as GFE, kissing, owo....at a price I'm sure but not for my £40. If you like a very slim slight build she may be worth a try.

The next day I fucked the living shit out of my Brazilian princess. Absolutely fantastic and worth waiting for and...I considered it a free punt.

[pbrown355]

Hi SS, I've seen her maybe a handful of times. As you can see I've reviewed twice and haven't seen her since the negative. Walking was absolutely the right thing to do. It would have played out exactly as you thought.
It is another of those punting tragedies (to me) that if she gave a good, not even brilliant although that would be even better, service I'd be there twice a day. OK once a week then. I still get tempted by her physique when I see her ad but have resisted so far.
You've given her a pos, surely you don't mean that.
Thanks for the review, it'll help remind me I'm making the right decision.

[pbrown355]

PS what Brazilian princess?

[Straightsix]

Thanks PB.
After uploading I was surprised to see her reviewed previously by you. I thought she was new. At least you had a few good experiences. And it's not as though you lost out financially. That probably explains why she let me go so easily, she just couldn't be bothered with the extra 'feeling up' I wanted.

I've given a neutral although it may sound like a positive. I have to be fair considering I didn't sample her.

I have a regular Brazilian lady who is on my books. She is a similar price to this SP but a different class totally. Her figure is as you'd imagine, fake boobs, incredible ass. She advertised once but now doesn't advertise from what I know. It's a strange set up. She says her husband works over here and he is always in the house when I go to see her so who knows her situation. I'm not sure if she sees new people and I certainly don't want to tell her I'm talking about her on the Internet. When I go to see her again I'll try and ask for you, you'll love her.

[pbrown355]

Thanks SS. When I was replying I had it in my head you'd given a pos. Put it down to age.

[Straightsix]

Oh I forgot to add. The Brazilian will ask to do a video interview beforehand before meeting.

[bonham]

Mya Collucci/Adelle. Romanian. Cape Hill, Birmingham, B16.

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Preface: From her profile images she looked tall and slim. Something about her I found drew me, not sure exactly what. She'd never be plan A and neither was she on this occasion. I'd come to see my beloved Brazilian who charges a similar fee, has the stereotypical Copacobana figure and provides excellent OWO. She couldn't make our appointment so here I was, the bar was already set high.
 
Communication rating: Acceptable, good English. Came across as professional and coherent.

Service requested: Oral and sex. 15 minutes. £40

Venue: Modern apartment block in the ghetto of Cape Hill. Parking was stress free near block. Area seems volatile, edgy.

Slight: I was met in the car park by Adelle. Its definitely the lady in the images with  minimum of filters applied, an acceptable resemblance. 5'4" ish. She wore what I can only describe as a 'chav' outfit, a white sort of shell suit and white trainers. An outfit I associated with young girls who 'shuffle'. She was of slight build, easily size 4. Whilst watching her ass going up the stairs heading towards her apartment I'm thinking 'I don't think I wanna do this'. She was a bit too meatless for me. Then I imagined how thick my cock would look driving into her from behind. 'Ok, sold'.

Once in the operating theatre I strategically looked her up and down whilst discussing the procedure to follow. She was so slim I could see her hips and mound through her clothes. Yes, I want to bury my face in that. Almost losing my senses I remembered to breakdown exactly what I wanted to do. Far too familiar with this contingent of charlatans. As expected there was an issue. After requesting the usual oral and sex i asked whether I could 'feel her up' to start. "It was extra and wasn't discussed earlier" she said. I told her that I would leave it.
I was taken by surprise that she didn't sell herself further, maybe enquiring what I meant by 'feel up'. I just wanted a bit of warming up,  touching her pussy and ass over her clothes like a public transport pervert. Something to give the semi a head start as I knew she'd be reaching for the condom after ordering me to get on the bed. I've done this too many times to know it doesn't work for me. It was obviously too much to ask for and typically incremental by transaction.
With hindsight I'll never know whether walking was the right choice but I was happy with the decision I'd made. I drove home, early night. 

Summary: Seemed like a nice enough girl. Good English and definitely the lady in the pics. I had a strong feeling it would be disappointing and laboured, I'm not so tolerant anymore, especially with Romanians. Her profile typically promising euphoric services such as GFE, kissing, owo....at a price I'm sure but not for my £40. If you like a very slim slight build she may be worth a try.

The next day I fucked the living shit out of my Brazilian princess. Absolutely fantastic and worth waiting for and...I considered it a free punt.

I think you need to be warned about calling places a ghetto peaple live there and I have frends from there its definitely not a ghetto
Nether is Smethwick who someone close to you saying thay smash windows
Just abit off advice when visiting places outside your bubble.
What is it with people who go to places that's unknown to them to get a cheap punt then slating the place

[bonham]

Volatile and edgy 

[Arnav09]

I was about to visit this one today, you saved me lad

[Straightsix]

I was about to visit this one today, you saved me lad

No worries, just my honest opinion. 👍

[pbrown355]

Good decision Arnav

[Brumish]

Once I was so desperate for a piss, I asked for the loo as soon as the door opened by one of these beautiful creatures.
'Ez exztraa baby' came the reply. Wasn't sure whether she was joking. 

[WelshClipper]

Can anyone confirm if Mya is completely independant to the best of their knowledge.

i.e. no Sergei

 

[Straightsix]

Can anyone confirm if Mya is completely independant to the best of their knowledge.

i.e. no Sergei

 

I saw no sign.

[Straightsix]

Once I was so desperate for a piss, I asked for the loo as soon as the door opened by one of these beautiful creatures.
'Ez exztraa baby' came the reply. Wasn't sure whether she was joking. 

That's because you asked for 'Lou'. Who is her roomate.

[Brumish]

That's because you asked for 'Lou'. Who is her roomate.