Advertises on Gumtree as “Magic full body massage from lovely and professional girl”. There’s a current ad which is easy to find. This meet took place in July this year.
Li has been around for a good while, and around 4-5 years ago I was a regular for a time – she offered massage with HE as standard, and charged extra for topless and nude. I always found her attractive and pleasant, and her proximity to where I was living was a big plus. There were always male shoes in the hall – not sure if she had a partner or if this was some sort of security thing.
Anyway, after lockdown I was looking around for some options and came across her ad on Gumtree again. I also read a report she was now offering FS, which intrigued me as this hadn’t been on offer before. So…
Comms – by text and pretty good overall – quick-ish response and readily agreed to my proposed time. Initially asked for an hour’s massage for £65, though had in mind to ask about FS if it seemed on the cards.
Location and venue – she advertises that she’s close to Archway and Crouch End, but it’s a hike from Archway tube and much closer to Crouch End. Parking is limited but should be possible with a bit of hunting around. She works from home, a flat in a large block at the Crouch End side of Hornsey Lane – its fairly easy to find, and reasonably discrete. There were no longer any men’s shoes in the hall. The massage takes place in what must have been a small bedroom.
Service – Li is Chinese and I guess mid-40s, looks younger and keeps herself slim and toned. She has a pretty face and overall really is attractive. Her English is fair, certainly better than the average you get in a shop. The massage takes place on a proper table, and it was ok but nothing special, not as good as I remembered, and well short of what you usually get in a Thai shop. After around 40 minutes it was turn-over time and she asked what extras I wanted, so I said I’d heard she offered FS.
Well, she agreed she did, and we fixed on a price of £40. However, it was becoming clear that she had started to do this “because clients wanted it” and she had to add it in to keep her business going. I was expected at this point to go to the bedroom but she told me it took place on the massage table… From previous experience, I’ve never found this satisfactory, and at this point I should have reverted to a nude HE but you know how it is. Anyway she stripped, got me aroused by hand, and applied the condom – and we did it in missionary on the table, no kissing, and Li’s attitude being one of resignation. It wasn’t downright unpleasant, but wasn’t sensuous or particularly exciting either, and Li did nothing to spice it up. Of course, YMMV.
Afterwards, Li gave me a 5 minute head massage to use up the hour, and told me she also now offers a straight FS for £120 for the hour (I’d paid a total of £105). Goodness knows how that works out on that table. I left feeling it had all been a bit of a non-experience – though she’s a fanciable mature woman, her heart's not in it, and you can do better elsewhere both for the massage and the sex. So has to be a Neutral.
