Author Topic: Massage Parlour at Basement, Little Newport Street, London  (Read 1387 times)

Offline pa109284010

Phone: 020 3304 3710 (According to their sign, I did a walk in)

Location: 11 Little Newport St, near Leicester Square.

Cost: £150/hr

Was down in London on holiday, my first punt was in one of the Soho walk ups and I remember it rather fondly and even more fondly girls trying to drag me into the massage parlours afterwards. So, I thought I'd give one of the massage Parlours a shot this time. Got pulled into this place from the doorway by the fact the girl was a cute 20-something. Once we got upstairs we bounced about the price for a bit, I ended up putting down £50 for the hour massage and £100 for the sex (I know, I know, I wangled that down from higher though and I'd been shopping about for a good hour by that point looking for more than a HE).

Things were a little stop and start to begin with, but after that went smoothly enough, massage, me stripping her off as we went, some finger work, she got me up by hand, some nice long cow girl, a few different positions, generally what you expect. She was charming and attentive throughout.
This would be a positive but for two things:
  • First of all she insisted on wearing her mask the entire way through, which was a bit of a disappointment since I mostly picked her since she seemed pretty and I rather wanted to get my moneys worth given how much I was paying. So, no blowjob, no kissing.
  • Second, it was pretty obvious throughout that she was wangling for more cash, you think at £100 that'd be all inclusive but she did try to nickel and dime extra charges throughout. Not hard enough to make it a negative, but it was mildly irritating at least.

All in all, enjoyable if expensive sex, clearly more interested in the stack but that's the job; probably wouldn't pay that much again unless it was something extraordinary and this wasn't.

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for the warning  :drinks:

You may rate it neutral but that's clip joint service and you got mugged.  Best leave the rose-tints at home next time in Soho as there's not much fond left to enjoy. 

What was the fancy you were really trying to get tickled?  Haggling about prices (without confirming services) typically doesn't end well unless you withhold cash until services proven.  Was it just her youth that made you commit?   

If you were "whacksing" lyrical about Soho why not re-visit the real walk-ups, you could've dipped 3 different WGs for your money, and according to that thread there is some action to be had..

Offline pa109284010

Thanks for the warning  :drinks:

You may rate it neutral but that's clip joint service and you got mugged.  Best leave the rose-tints at home next time in Soho as there's not much fond left to enjoy. 

What was the fancy you were really trying to get tickled?  Haggling about prices (without confirming services) typically doesn't end well unless you withhold cash until services proven.  Was it just her youth that made you commit?   

If you were "whacksing" lyrical about Soho why not re-visit the real walk-ups, you could've dipped 3 different WGs for your money, and according to that thread there is some action to be had..

Just her being rather attractive and wanting FS over a HE.

Yeah, I probably did get washed, you know how it is when the other head wants its way. She wasn't rude or anything (Which I've given outright negative reviews for in the past) and didn't do anything to get my hackles up.

Maybe I am being a bit easy going but I didn't come out of there feeling pissed off about going in/not walking out, which is my standard for dropping a negative.

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Just her being rather attractive and wanting FS over a HE.

Yeah, I probably did get washed, you know how it is when the other head wants its way. She wasn't rude or anything (Which I've given outright negative reviews for in the past) and didn't do anything to get my hackles up.

Maybe I am being a bit easy going but I didn't come out of there feeling pissed off about going in/not walking out, which is my standard for dropping a negative.

Fair 'nuff, hazard of "diminished responsibility".  Next time just say "Forget the massage, 80 for 30 mins full service", get's the job done and if she's crap you've still got enough left for a proper seeing to in a walk-up or try another "punt".

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I've been there previously (years ago before I was a member here for those about to ask "Where's the review?"). The girls will chance their arm and ask for sky high prices especially if they think you are from out of town or not a regular punter. But in my experience you can get sex for between £80 - £100 including the massage fee. So sorry but you have been ripped off here.
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I've been there previously (years ago before I was a member here for those about to ask "Where's the review?"). The girls will chance their arm and ask for sky high prices especially if they think you are from out of town or not a regular punter. But in my experience you can get sex for between £80 - £100 including the massage fee. So sorry but you have been ripped off here.

For an hour? And let's not forget to price in the convenience of just walking in off the street on a whim, no booking, no cancellation worries.

The OP's experience doesn't seem the greatest, but neither does it come across as the worst. Yes, there are better deals and better times to be had, even in Soho, but he got his massage, he got his 'enjoyable sex' with a girl he found attractive (albeit wearing a mask!) for £150 for the hour.

I think a neutral sounds about right.