Author Topic: Elina Swallow+Anal - Marylebone - consider if you're into watersports  (Read 3345 times)


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Offline occasionalpunter

My first punt since the start of lockdown, and kinda disappointing.

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£150 for 1 hour all inclusive

comms: easy, texted if she was available, she said yes, texted back asking to book for 1 hour including WS, she confirmed and sent the address. She ran 10 mins late when i got there but was communicating by text so it wasn't a big deal.

services: watersports (recieving), OWO, facefucking (kinda), CIM, massage, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl.

girl - pictures are accurate. Not really my body type as i'm into small tits and she has big (probably fake?, didn't feel off or anything though) boobs. Maybe a little bit more weight than the pics but not much difference.

location - 2 mins from marylebone station

The meet:

Arrived 5 mins early, ringed the bell/ called her when i didn't hear anything back and she didn't pick up but texted back saying to wait 5 mins. I said to let me know when she was ready, she texted again 10 mins after the start time, and had some fiddling with getting the buzzer to work but eventually was fine. She wasn't clock watching and I did get my full hour in with extra time at the end though so not a big deal. She kinda of wants to have control of what happens, not so much offering a shower as ordering one lol. Arrived, handed cash, she used an infrared thermometer to check my forehead temperature, shower, pee on her followed by her showering then onto the rest.

I booked her mainly because she offers watersports on her included in the price of £150, and performed decently. A little bit of complaining about splashing but not a big deal. She took some in her mouth but then directed rest on her body after a bit. Unfortunately the rest of the punt wasn't great. If you're into watersports then you might want to consider her just given that it's often quite rare to find at this price. Anal is also included in the price according to her AW although i didn't partake, so that might be something to consider.

During the meet she had a decent amount of complaining about e.g. wanting to change positions, a lot of blunt comments (i don't think she meant anyhting by it though and think it's just a language barrier thing, but it did kill the mood a bit), she attempted some facefucking/ deepthroating but she couldn't really handle it (and i'm probably below average penis size) and gave up after a bit. She kept having her hand near the base during the blowjobs to limit how deep you could go. Did eventually get there though and she took CIM no problem (don't expect a throatpie though), followed by a massage she offered which i took. Massage was decent.

After that wanted to try for sex, went a bit in missionary before she complained and said to switch to her on top. Did a bit of cowgirl/ reverse cowgirl but at this point was having trouble keeping hard. Asked her to give another blowjob to get hard again which she complained a bit about but did, but a lot of the complaining killed the mood and it wasn't really successful. Ended up not being able to get hard, had another shower and left.

Tl;dr

Pros:
she recieves watersports decently, included in price
massage was decent
attempted facefucking even if she couldn't quite handle it

cons:
lot of complaining if you want to control the flow, she defaults to trying to say what happens when
kinda mechanical
kinda rude/ blunt at times (although probably a language barrier thing)
hold hand at base of penis during blowjobs to limit how deep you can go

Overall i would say if you're into watersports you might want to consider her as it's rare to find a girl who receives at that price. (She also lists anal included in price if you're into that although i didn't partake). Otherwise i wouldn't recommend her. I won't be returning.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2021, 09:26:27 pm by occasionalpunter »

Offline The Abstract

Thanks for the review. I'm tempted to visit for the watersports but everything else seems to suggest it would be a waste of time and money.

Offline smellychip

Not too dissimilar to my experience, although I didn't partake in WS. Agree she's quite bossy and orders one around. Barely smiled too. So yeah she's got a long services list but she delivers them mechanically and way too professionally. A GFE she most definitely isn't. Tits are definitely fake btw, not sure how anyone could even begin to think otherwise!  :drinks: