Kate Novela Swindon

[dazg]

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Wet and rainy Saturday in Swindon had Kate Novela in my hottest so thought I'd give her a go.

Comes
Text message to see if she was free, immediate yes and location given, the new apartments by Kiss Gym., told to text when I was outside.
At this point she asked for how long and gave the price.
Got to location texted , rang immediately opened door and gave appt no.
5th floor with the lift not working.
The girl
She opened the door, was dress in black skirt and top lots of cleavage looked sexy
Led to bedroom again asked how long I said 30mins, she gave a different price to what was texted.....only 10 quid difference but she wasn't budging.......should have walked but thought I've gone up 5 flights of stairs so go for 15min pump n go...
The punt

I undress and get on the bed, she does not undress,  sits next to me, starts with a hj, but grabs the bottom of my dick in a death grip wanking the top inch, no way I'm getting hard with that.....
Bashes on for a couple of minutes, no chance of getting hard, makes a sarky comment before asking if I want a bj...
Puts on condom,  again death grip on the bottom of dick  barely puts the tip in her mouth, just licks round the top
A minute of that, the condom is pulled off and she goes back to hj with the death grip

At this point I've had enough so I close my eyes and imagine I'm somewhere else......still nothing happens..

She stops after a while with a times up, and goes and washes her hands, why because she didn't exactly do anything....

I get dressed and leave.....with her asking if I enjoyed it...

A solid no from me and I would not go back, it may have been a 15min quickie but there was no effort...

My punting phone and funds are going to be put away for a while until swindon improves

[Coriniumstud]

Reading your review I’m glad she didn’t answer the phone now

[HawkG]

Look at her picture. Then read the description of “natural perky breasts”.  This discrepancy alone ought to set the alarm bells off, surely?

[dazg]

Look at her picture. Then read the description of “natural perky breasts”.  This discrepancy alone ought to set the alarm bells off, surely?

Why would a picture and description set off alarm bells for a  poor punt?

Bodywise she was OK, it was her attitude that was poor....

[Lewis]

My punting phone and funds are going to be put away for a while until swindon improves

Good luck with that.

Remember to switch it on every now and again to stop the network deleting it through lack of use. Especially if you're on EE. The thieving bastards deleted the number after I hadn't switched the phone on for a month, and also had it away with the £10 plus credit I had left on it.

[HawkG]

Why would a picture and description set off alarm bells for a  poor punt?

I thought the answer to this was obvious. The description doesn’t match the pictures. The pictures are shopped. So the profile already shows clear dishonesty.

[dazg]

I thought the answer to this was obvious. The description doesn’t match the pictures. The pictures are shopped. So the profile already shows clear dishonesty.

Wow! An escort on AW  that pgotoshops her pictures...

Who would have thought that....

[MrT222]

Cheers. One for the blacklist.

[123Mel456]

Thankfully her pictures were enough for me to never even think of this one as a possibility.  Thanks for the review and confirmation of my instinct but hard luck on a wasted punt

[Tallchris]

Cheers, she was showing in Cheltenham today. Had I not read your review I might have been tempted. Went for a rub and tug instead.