After my previous Brazilian fiasco, I finally scratched Brazilian off my bucket list.
Link: External Link/Members OnlyTelephone: 07367911704
Visited: August 2021.
Her phone number was AW cached and searching the number came up as ‘Eva’, with poor description of the girl. The other UKP reviews mention “thick as fuck fat arse” and “Size 12ish, 5'5 not ugly at all nice curves in the right places”. Her profile pics didn’t make sense?
Comms: Hillarious. Wary of another B&S, I rang her number, then messaged on wossit-app and asked if she was the same girl pictured in AW.
She replied “Yes why?”. So I tell her I don’t want some fat ugly chick when I turn up.
She sends me a killer voice message “[firery Latina bitch tone] Sorry don’t waste my fucking time, waste my fucking money. Don’t say picture not same girl. If wanna come, come. No have money don’t come. Don’t call. [sweet tone] Thank you byyyyyeee”

I replied laughing emoji that I have a long journey to make so not looking to waste my time, and she replies “Yea same girl”. ROCK ON!!
Location: Short walk from Streatham Station. I used the Aldi supermarket free parking.
Flat is fit for purpose with a whiff of weed in the air. Didn’t see/hear anyone else in flat.
The girl: She is the girl pictured and looks better in person. The picture in the gallery where she’s wearing the black bra/panties with tongue sticking out, she looks exactly like that. Very little if any make-up, just naturally pretty.
Age say 28+ into early 30s. Size 8-10 max. Tits med-large and perfect for her frame, didn't notice scars and with slight sag so assume natural. Areolas were large and not round/star shaped. I would say 5ft-4 max. Facially pretty 8.5/10 and Body 8.5/10 slim not fat. Nice smooth olive skin. Good English.
Price: £50 for 15 mins.
It’s one pop in 15min and all positions. No A-levels and £10 for OWO. Sorted out the paperwork.
This girl knows how to fuck! Both get undress, she was wearing red bra/pant set and looked fab.
Lay on bed and she wipes me before fitting the hat. OW with good pressure. All mouth no hands but doesn’t go deep.
Switch to RCG. She looks amazing from behind and really drills deep and wiggles around making the right noises. Switch to open mish and lets me drill her making the right noises.
Move into doggie for the finale and she positions face down, arse up. OMG! The view of that arsehole and pussy begging to be fucked.

I usually kneel for doggie but this time I’m squatting and go balls deep, with her grabbing my legs to pull me in. Shot my load around 9min.
Cleaned up with wet wipes and had a chin wag. She’s there until end of week and goes back to the whore house in Beckenham.
Would I re-visit: Yes. Brazilians girls know how to fuck and she keeps their reputation intact.