External Link/Members OnlyWhen: 2021
Where: Fulham, near Imperial Wharf to be precise
Price: £270 for a 1-hr incall
Comms: booking was easy, all by text.
Looks: 6/10 The pictures are very hot, and it is undeniable she works out a lot and loves to remain in shape. But, in the flesh, she just seemed past her prime, maybe early 40s if I had to guess. In real life she seemed more 'plastic fantastic' than in the pictures. Also, her ass was really weird, it seemed like some kind of botched surgery job.
Location: 8/10 Not the easiest location to get to but a nice, modern flat, tidy and in excellent conditions.
Services offered: light FK, OWO, multiple positions
Attitude: 6/10. She can talk for Scotland (she's Scottish). I don't know if that's just how she is or if it's a time-wasting technique, but it got very annoying
The punt After the usual paperwork and shower, it takes a while to get down to business because, like I said, she can talk for Scotland. When the action finally starts, she starts with an OWO (nothing to write home about) before asking if I wanted the glove on, and I finish in missionary. After I finish, she starts talking non-stop again. I was tempted to just leave, but I was determined to get my money's worth, so I asked her for some more OWO and for sex in multiple positions. I managed some missionary before coming in CG. Very little initiative from her side. As for her FK, there was some; I didn't initiate DFK because I wasn't in the mood, not sure if she would have been OK or said no to that.
All in all, a rather disappointing, mechanical, overpriced experience from a WG past her prime.
To be fair, most of her other reviews are positive, so it seems I am in the minority. Take my feedback with a grain of salt, in the sense that what I didn't like may blow someone else's mind
