Mandy - Sunderland

[Punter007]

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This wasn't just the worst punt of my life, it was my worst ever sexual experience. It happened a few weeks ago. The communication was good, arranged an afternoon quickie of 15 mins for £30 and arrived on time. She suggested I park outside her house, but I ignored that and parked round the corner. It's a quiet estate in Sunderland.

She hid behind the door, and when I saw her my heart sank. She looks way over 46 and has grey messy hair. She had a blue dress on and her figure looked OK, so against my better judgement I followed her up the stairs to the bedroom. She took off her dress to reveal a really saggy belly and tits, nothing at all like the photos. I then noticed her teeth, which were brown. I was starting to wonder whether Mandy had gone out and left her mam at home.

I'm an idiot for not walking there and then, but I don't like confrontation, so I asked her just for a blowjob. She just sucked the tip and wanked it into her mouth with no variation. It was then I noticed the smell of body odour. I thought of England and did actually manage to cum, which to be fair she did take in her mouth. I think she spat it out into a tissue, but I didn't take any notice as I really didn't want to look.

I got my clothes on as quickly as I could and left. Luckily for me I didn't have the same experience as other punters who came out to notes on their car from nosey neighbours.

I seriously thought about giving up punting after this, but the itch got me today and I visited Maya in Gateshead for a massage. I'll leave a separate review for that, but she has restored my faith.

Overall, a terrible experience with Mandy, but my own fault for not walking. I would rather be celibate for the rest of my life than return.

[MagpieToon]

Grim, cheers for the warning

[waynekerr600]

Thanks for the review.

Sorry to hear it was a bad one.

All the signs were on here though.

Formerly known as Jody Watson

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274089.0

[Punter007]

Thanks for the review.

Sorry to hear it was a bad one.

All the signs were on here though.

Formerly known as Jody Watson

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274089.0

Ah, thanks for that. I'd done a search for "Mandy" and also "Jodie" but nothing came up. Hadn't realised that she was previously Jody Watson. I live and learn and will be more diligent next time!

[Halcyon Dave]

Worst punt of my life too and not on when they are always changing their names. The photos are most definitely not her.
Good you've had a positive since

[snooker]

I was there the other week (Post removed by mod)

[waynekerr600]

Ah, thanks for that. I'd done a search for "Mandy" and also "Jodie" but nothing came up. Hadn't realised that she was previously Jody Watson. I live and learn and will be more diligent next time!

Happy to help. When they change their aw name their aw number stays the same which is handy for searches but Viva is a bit more of a minefield.

[daviemac]

I was there the other week (Post removed by mod)

Mention this one more time and you get banned, in fact I'm being very generous not banning you now.

For the last time pack it in.

[Punter007]

Worst punt of my life too and not on when they are always changing their names. The photos are most definitely not her.
Good you've had a positive since

That just goes to show how bad she is Dave, as you are famous for once putting your cock in a dead pig's head! Given a choice between a dead pig's head and Mandy I would choose the pig any day

[Masonc]

Sorry but this review made me laugh, I know I shouldn’t of. 

[Halcyon Dave]

Not me mate

[Punter007]

Not me mate

Must have been the other David Cameron  External Link/Members Only

[Halcyon Dave]

I must admit I have shagged some munters over the years and some of them have pretended to play dead but when I saw the comment I thought I must have had another senior moment and forgotten

[hitminscooby]

Notes on cars? Anyone had that happen before?

[Punter007]

Notes on cars? Anyone had that happen before?

Not me, but others have. There's a thread about it in the north east regional discussion forum .... sorry, don't know how to copy the link.

[daviemac]

Not me, but others have. There's a thread about it in the north east regional discussion forum .... sorry, don't know how to copy the link.

Pointless linking to it, the only person it happened to is snooker, waynekerr600 said he had a note on his car once but not at this SP's address.

It might seem that it has happened quite often but that will be because snooker started 2 threads about it and posted on several other totally unrelated threads.