External Link/Members OnlyHave been trying to book Bella for a while now but it never worked out for one reason or another.
Eventually the stars aligned and a 30 minute booking was arranged. Usual process - ring and make a booking through the agency. Postcode given.
Venue - city centre apartment, within the chargeable (£8) clean air zone.
Ok, so this is a negative from the minute she opened the door. I should have walked just on her appearance alone, but my dick was doing the driving after a year of abstinence. She opened the door in a short black silky robe and a face like a slapped arse. No greeting, just a grunt as I followed her whilst she waddled to the bedroom. Waddled?? Yes. She has very little resemblance to the phots on the website of a shapely and tanned beauty. If they are of her, they're at least a couple of years, lots of KFC buckets and a spare tyre old. She's fat. Not BBW fat, but you honestly wouldn't look at her twice if she was walking past you on the road. No makeup on and hair (which stunk of fags btw) messily tied up in a ponytail. So, you'd think I'd be walking right? Nope. Dick firmly in the driving seat and telling me to shut the fuck up.
Paid £60 and she proceeds to tell me 'no kissing, no CIM, no facials, no 69, no anal, no fingering' in a very monotone, disinterested way. She clearly hates the job and doesn't want to be there.
I undress and lay on the bed while she pisses around on her phone for ages, eventually flopping down on the bed between my legs and delivering a tip job. She doesn't take in more than an inch and that too barely for a few seconds at a time. I ask her to spit on it in the hope that it might improve her technique a little. She complies but it now turns into a handjob. By some miracle, I'm fully hard and ask for a condom. She grabs one, sticks it on asks what position. She still hasn't taken her robe off as he's trying to hide her spare tyre - too late I've already seen it love - I just ask her to bend over. This is the only positive of this punt - she has a decent arse when bent over. As I enter her from behind, she's dry. Ask her for lube and she doesn't have any. So I ask her to spit on it. Several thrusts later I catch a whiff of what can only be described as rotting garbage. It's bad. Real bad. I can't handle it so ask her to lay flat in prone bone, so it's not wafting straight up into my nose. I pound away, cum and ask for a shower. She points me to the shower and hands me a towel which you could quite honestly use as sandpaper, it's that dry and rough.
The shower is cold but I didn't want that stench on me, so powered through and left, feeling no cleaner than before having it. I had another long, hot shower when I got home.
Throughout the punt she barely said 5 words to me apart from when she was explaining what she didn't do.
Oh, and I nearly forgot - the pièce de résistance........... she'd either had a shit or dropped her guts right before she opened the door. It absolutely stunk as you entered the apartment
Would I recommend or return? NO
