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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £40 + £30 hand relief
Massage: 7/10
Sensual: 7/10
Location: 7/10
I visited Siamese Thai Massage recently (August 2021) on a Sunday afternoon. It's on Faulkner St in Chinatown so generally busy, but you can sneak in without too much notice. It's up a few stairs and then you turn right to enter. If you continue further up you get another Thai massage shop and a male massage therapist (both reviewed by yours truly).
I rang to see if they had availability and 10 minutes later I was on the table. Temperature check and sanitiser upon entry. I handed over £40 for the hour and got undressed and lay on the table. It's fine there but all a bit tired. Rooms are a bit too small, the table is more of a foldable table than a sturdy wide frame. But all fine.
Lights go down to a low dimmer and Paty enters. She was wearing a leather jacket and otherwise standard massage gear/leggins. Quite young and slim and friendly. She was very nice and kind and we exchanged a few pleasantries.
The massage was okay. It didn't get out any knots and I didn't feel any different after it. The leg massage was sensual but quite functional too. She used her legs so that as she got further up my thigh, her crotch would surround my foot. All very sensual, but a bit predictable and blatant too. It was only about a minute on each leg.
On the turn and she massages my legs some more and sees my erection. We agree £30 and she gives a nice massage of my legs and the inevitable conclusion. She wasn't in a mad rush but nor was she taking it nice and slow. We finished with some shoulder massage then I was on my way.
All very friendly and fine. Not particularly personalised and I don't think I'd go back, but better than some massages I've had.
