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Comms Rang this one which went straight to answer phone so fired off a text and got a response 5 minutes later with timings and the address was forwarded.

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Not wanting to put all my eggs in one basket I phone this ad also and a woman picked up. I asked for the address and it was sent through.

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Location Both ads lead to the same destination. Quiet suburban cul de sac off the Pershore Road, Edgbaston. Not so modern 3 story apartment block

Price £60+ extra £10 owo for half an hour

The session So after ringing on arrival as instructed by the top advert, I parked on a side road opposite and made the 1 minute walk to be met by the male handler. Up one flight and into the apartment. A brief pause in the living room before being shown into the bedroom. The girl About 5'6" size 8-10, b cup tits with long dark hair shaved on one side.From the get go she was making wise cracks and was super friendly. She came over and gave me a hug and kissed me which was a first for me with a Chinese sp. Tried to get £20 for owo but I stuck to my guns. We both stripped off and she invited me to lay on the bed. She asked me If I had previously taken a shower. When I said yes she got straight to work on my cock. It was a slow build up but then she went into it porno style. She stuck at it for a good 15 minutes but she intermated that she wanted me to cum. I said I wanted to fuck her first. She joked that I would kill her as her pussy was too tight. On with the rubber and she lubed up and got on top. She was up there a whole 2 minutes before wanting to change position so we switched to missionary and then to doggy. That pussy was indeed tight so I didn't pound away too much. By now it was around the 25 minute mark and she really wanted me to finish so I sat her on the bed in front of me and first got her to suck and eventually wank me off all over her tits.

I would return. She is a humorous friendly girl around late 20's early 30's who puts the work in the blowjob department. There was another girl in the apartment so I'd quite like to see what she looks like.

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From VS adverts:

07572450380
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07944 522028
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Not Japanese and not these ladies:

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Not sure why we need to include the fake images here, am I missing something (apart from the real images)?
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Thanks for sharing  DV.
I'm still looking for my far Eastern fix and have stayed away due to B&S with a risky walk out (male presence).
At £40 ill happily gamble that based on your review.
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Sounds worth a go. As SS says you're always worried about the B & S with these profiles. I wouldn't care if it was B & S for another young slim oriental but my last one was 4 stone and 30 years off the images.
Anyway, thanks for the review, I may go see her.

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Thanks for sharing  DV.
I'm still looking for my far Eastern fix and have stayed away due to B&S with a risky walk out (male presence).
At £40 ill happily gamble that based on your review.
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Wouldn't worry about the male presence. Their role is that of a housekeeper, cooking and cleaning and securing the money for the SP. They tend to be very timid with limited comms skills in not being able to speak English. I have never come across one who has a threatening presence. And have walked many times. The guy tends to know and understands if the girl crap or decent.
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Thanks Shed, appreciate the reassurance.
I've been in some hairy situations with punting and have had many stand offs. I've also watched too many Jackie chan movies, maybe that's the problem.
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I can second Sheds view. I even had a long convo once with a housekeeper and he openly said it that they never want trouble.

As for the sp sounds like a typical set up. Plenty of them about

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..... he openly said it that they never want trouble.
What happened?  Did you threaten him?
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What happened?  Did you threaten him?

Yeah, told him to bend over as I was gonna give it to him as the sp was a b&s  :lol: :lol:

But on a serious note it was actually quite a surreal experiance looking back now. Went for a punt but the wg was busy. Typical conveyor belt service so the guy invited me on to wait. I did and we ended up chatting for about 30 mins before the wg became free. I walked from that meet as the promises the maid made were false but he was very open, honest, and chatty. Learned a lot about the Chinese set ups from him.

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Conveyer service? Was this in the city centre?
I'm not one for seeing a girl straight after.
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It was near Mosley village but this was some time back. Didn’t review and can’t remember why.

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Back in the days when I was seeing asian ladies around Selly Oak from Evening Mail ads (ahh the good old days) I saw loads of girls in these set ups. Occasionally waited and talked to the guy. Harmless seeming all of them. Some cracking young ladies, slim and keen almost all of them.

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Those cracking young ladies, slim and keen are probably still around now. Except they are in their late 40's plus, bit of a belly, still got the bullet nipples and mostly delivering still a good service but now in the massage shops. Sad way to spend your life I suppose.

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Those cracking young ladies, slim and keen are probably still around now. Except they are in their late 40's plus, bit of a belly, still got the bullet nipples and mostly delivering still a good service but now in the massage shops. Sad way to spend your life I suppose.

Sad only if they don’t want to keep doing it but most are attracted by the money and don’t want to leave. Not at least till they have enough to retire on or to build their own massage empire I guess.

Of course this isn’t all the wgs as some are forced, trafficked, pressured etc.

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And this probably was one of those late 40s milf type. And a convincing case of trafficking if I've ever seen one.

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The place was an absolute sht tip. SP was OK but looking around whilst pounding away put me off. The floor was absolutely disgusting. Don't these pigs have a hoover?

Hopefully get a review out ASAP.
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Last night I sort out a new Chinese outfit but the location was a nightmare to get to, bang in the center on town so decided to go with what I already know and see what turned up or turned out. What I got was a cute looking 20 something china doll about 4' 9" with great D cups and nipples. Sadly the performance didn't match the appearance. Paid £60+ £10 owo for half an hour. I believe all these ads lead to the same destination.

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I went to that same cul de sac off Pershore road a couple of weeks ago.  Was assured it was the girl in the photos.  Male handler took me upstairs and it was a 40-ish + lady so I walked.

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I went to that same cul de sac off Pershore road a couple of weeks ago.  Was assured it was the girl in the photos.  Male handler took me upstairs and it was a 40-ish + lady so I walked.
Yeah they promise all sorts to get you through the door. Girls are rotated regularly so you never know what you are going to get and it's never what's in them damn photos.

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I went to that same cul de sac off Pershore road a couple of weeks ago.  Was assured it was the girl in the photos.  Male handler took me upstairs and it was a 40-ish + lady so I walked.
Hahaha!😆 I went to the same one but specifically asked how old the lady was beforehand. The pimp said 26. The lady looked late 40s and i walked.
With hindsight I should have fucked her but didn't appreciate being lied to and I certainly wasn't paying £40. She was a 30 pounder as far as i was concerned.
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