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External Link/Members OnlySaw this girl while browsing around in hopes to scratch an itch on a budget (which seems pretty bleak lately) and settled on her. The session took place within the last week.
Comms - Fairly straightforward, requested a time, got a postcode, confirmed, asked about services, told no extras to worry about.
The girl - Facially, average might be one way to describe her, maybe leaning towards the cute spectrum just a tiny bit. However she's got quite a bit of a belly, not obese levels but its quite noticeable in comparison to her pics on AW.
The damages - £100 for an hour (incall)
Services - OW, Normal penetration, oil massage (not b2b)
The meet - This is a post work punt so admittedly I wasn't really at my best both physically and mentally, so do take that as you will anyway getting into I was guided into the room from the lift by "Alice", gave her the cash and requested if she has an outfit (which she does not as she was in a temporary hotel) and was then offered a shower, which I accepted, it's a fairly small shower (no hot water for some reason), equipped with the hotel's complimentary shower gel and some handwash (no mouthwash) by the washing basin. During which she went straight onto her phone and began speaking to someone in I assume polish. Anyway out of the shower, she was still on the phone and told me she'll be done very soon, this call continued for about 2-3 minutes I think (felt like an eternity for me standing there holding the small towel that wasn't large enough to go round my waist).
Once she was done, she suggested a massage as I've just arrived from work to which I accepted and I must say, that this was the weakest, most pathetic massage I've experienced, if I was to try and shrug it off maybe it could've counted as sensual touching but the motions which had no strength behind them were repetitive I counted the same motion about 14-15 times consecutively at least. I had to wait for her to get some oil out of a spray bottle every time she wanted to do a different motion for the massage and man, she sure went ham on that nozzle for that bottle of oil.
Anyway with that out of the way, on came the flip, now so far my experience has been terrible already so little John wasn't quite up for anything really, this could in part be due to the experience so far, or just my exhausted body refusing to do anything. She went straight for the handjob. After some more excruciating time pumping some oil onto her hand, she started massaging (poorly) the balls and then the shaft of my little john, but the thing that bugged me the most was that there was no eye contact, infact she looked at little john in disgust and away at the floor, now I know I'm no Justin Bieber, I've got a slim frame, hell I'm lower than average in terms of looks (or else why would I be here) but it does hurt, so in that moment my mind just brought up her profile and I noted she does OW but not OWO and assumed that maybe she sperm phobic or something for that face of disgust I see. So I immediately suggested to put on a condom and she obliged and passed me one and as inexperienced as I am I asked her which way round it goes on (those distant memories from back in Sex Ed being told it goes on only one way)
So on goes the condom, she goes straight to a blowjob, which lacked any skill, just her moving up and down on little John repetitively. I just stopped her after about a minute or two and suggested we move on, and she asked me if I would like to try doggy and I said sure and requested her to position herself on the edge of the bed as I think the height difference would make doing it on the bed kinda bothersome and not worth the effort. Pounded away for a bit and I must say, she has got no ass and the view wasn't that great, nor did my little john feel that great as she was motionless (and loose?) but managed to finish in the bag.
Once I cleaned myself up, during which she popped into the bathroom quickly, she returned and passed me the next condom to which she asked would I like to continue. Now I don't know about you folks but John was limp from both the poor experience and also the bit about it being post work, but even more so that I literally just came and he needs a quick rest before anything, I told her I'm gonna need a moment to which she just grabbed her phone and started messaging people (other punters), though I'd make some idle chat, but all I got was short disinterested responses without as much as battling any eye away from the phone. Anyway started giving myself (yes myself as she was too busy to get off the phone) a little wank to get it up, and once it was up and covered, waited on her a bit to finish her texting. She suggested doggy, to which I said no and said how about cowgirl to which she feigned ignorance (her English was pretty good so I don't think pretending not to know the word was a great idea) and she immediately laid back in position for missionary and said "how about this?" I complied but it was dreadful, she just laid the motionless, head turned to look at a wall. I was starting to go limp from the thought of me just humping a pillow would be better as at least it doesn't have eyes that try so hard to avoid eye contact and honestly wouldn't feel much different either. I suggested a change of positions and tried again the cowgirl to which she grudgingly accepted and went on top. As you may have guessed she barely moved up and down, I tried to add in some thrusts myself to make the motion seem bigger but based on my experience with Anna, Tracy or Zelda I always mess up the timing and therefore break the rhythm but regardless I've had enough, stopped her there, had another shower and was on my way.
TL:DR - no eye contact, faces of disgust, motionless but (kinda) open to positions albeit not so much if she needs to put any effort, on the phone and finally pictures of her body are not accurate
Will I be Back - I'd rather throw my money at a fire tbh, maybe going budget was a bad idea.
This is my first post so please do tell if anything is wrong.
