sexy frenchgirl - Glasgow (Govanhill Area)

[Punter789012]

This booking happened around two months ago and I wasnt sure whether to post this as she has plenty of reviews but feel like I should anyway.

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Had seen a lot of positive reviews on here for sexy frenchgirl and had a free afternoon so decided to book. Text her to which she replied to phone her, tried phoning but no answer then she called me back 10 mins later which I wasnt too keen on, would rather have tried again myself. She seemed a bit mental on the phone but I was kind of expecting that so continued on and agreed 100 for the hour, she sent me the postcode and I left in plenty of time.

Where i live there are lots of one way streets and I ended up getting stuck behind a bin lorry so messaged her to say I would probably be late with no reply. Eventually got out and on my way. We had agreed to meet at 12 but she started phoning me at 11.55 but i didnt answer because i was driving. Got to the postocde at 12 exactly and she sent a text saying thanks for wasting her time. I called her and explained, she didnt seem to happy but gave me the address anyway. I think it is well documented here about standing across the road then her locking at you through the window but i couldnt understand her on the phone so didnt know where I was going which really annoyed her.

Eventually got into the flat to which I was very disspointed in what I saw, says she is 38 on profile but I would say she is in her 50s not much of a looker at all but I was too far gone so handed over the money. Stripped on to the bed and she asks if I open to everything, didnt know what she meant so said yes tells me to get on al fours and starts rimming me and wanking me off which felt incredible. I have never experienced anything quite like it and nearly came there and then so had to get her to slow down. Onto my back for some owo but she is just tugging me and chatting absolute shit. she kept asking me why I hadnt booked her before and why i booked her now blah blah. Was losing interest fast so asked her to blow me so she eventually does for about 30 secs then wants me to thumb her arse. At this point I dont care so do it, stick my thumb in there and start playing. She then complained i am being too rough when I am barely moving  . Decide to ge the bag on and finish this as quick as possible so she gets the rubber but instead of getting it out she starts telling me stories of france and other punters as I sit there flaccid as anything. Start wanking myself off get hard take the rubber off her and ask her to do doggy she gets in position and i pound away to finish in the bag. She did make the right noises and I did enjoy pounding her.

This about 25/30 mins in she gets up to get rid of the rubber so i get dressed when she is away and tell her I am off.

Would not recommend her to anyone unless you like mental woman who dont shut up. I found her difficult to understand on the phone, doesnt look like her pictures a lot older and facially not very attractive and she talked more than anything else. Does give one hell of a rim job but.

Apologies if this more of a rambling review and let me know if I missed anything. Cheers 

 

[Cambuslang1]

I’ve known Celine for many years and have never had anything but a fantastic service from her. Yes she is definitely older than her stated age, but she has never said otherwise to me. She does talk a lot, but always provides the services requested with enthusiasm. I know she divides opinions, but there are a lot more positives than negatives.
With Celine, you know what to expect based on all the comments about her on here, so nobody should be surprised by how she is. I cannot understand why people visit her knowing how she is and then complain.
If she is not what your interested in or want, then just give her a wide berth.

[Punter789012]

I had a general idea of what she was going to be like and people do seem to like her but I felt the services were poor. I could have put up with all the talking and that if she made up for it but I don’t feel like she does.

Maybe just me but wasn’t expecting her to be that bad and feel like there is nothing wrong with posting it here. Fair play to you if you enjoy her services but each to there own.

[Name Not Found]

With Celine, you know what to expect based on all the comments about her on here, so nobody should be surprised by how she is. I cannot understand why people visit her knowing how she is and then complain.
If she is not what your interested in or want, then just give her a wide berth.

Fuck me; you've got a brass neck. 4 years, no reviews and you jump into this thread to defend (not for the first time) a WG for a pitiful meeting that the OP has reviewed very well. So it's all his fault is it? He should have known better?

Un-fucking-believable

[lykopra]

I’ve known Celine for many years and have never had anything but a fantastic service from her.

As can be shown in your review of her. Oh wait.

[The dicker]

Think it’s safe to say any punter who’s visits regularly despite these well documented reviews is there for the rim job. Probably the only Glasgow WG that provides that service 

[Problem Child]

Yes she is definitely older than her stated age, but she has never said otherwise to me.

What she has said or not said to you means fuck all when she’s blatantly misrepresenting herself on her profile.
I saw her over 10 years ago and see looked older than 38 then..
Many (probably most) escorts lie about their age, but at least it should be within the bounds of possibility.

[Thepunteruk]

Cambuslang 1

I'm guessing like the rest of us, you will obviously have seen a good few other girls.
Unless le mad Frenchie is your only conquest. (Unlikely).
Yet no reviews to help others.

I seen sfg a good few years ago, was a neutral at best from memory. Possibly borderline negative.
Different strokes for different folks. Pardon the pun.

[Problem Child]

Think it’s safe to say any punter who’s visits regularly despite these well documented reviews is there for the rim job. Probably the only Glasgow WG that provides that service 

Are you kidding, I could probably name about 10 right off the top of my head that do it. 

[Glasgow28]

I’ve known Celine for many years and have never had anything but a fantastic service from her. Yes she is definitely older than her stated age, but she has never said otherwise to me. She does talk a lot, but always provides the services requested with enthusiasm. I know she divides opinions, but there are a lot more positives than negatives.
With Celine, you know what to expect based on all the comments about her on here, so nobody should be surprised by how she is. I cannot understand why people visit her knowing how she is and then complain.
If she is not what your interested in or want, then just give her a wide berth.

4 years....no reviews....

[Name Not Found]

4 years....no reviews....

You'll be telling us next the Titanic's in trouble... 

[Problem Child]

You'll be telling us next the Titanic's in trouble... 

Have we got an other game of bingo coming up here?

[Kornam68]

She is definitely one of those escorts that you will love or hate. I have seen her three times, many years ago and enjoyed the rimming, pegging and dirty chat. Then I enjoyed her taking control but I like a different type of visit now so wouldn't be visiting her again.

[Rahat5]

Visited her ages ago. Didn’t enjoy it at all

[binbag]

I visited her a long long time ago (before I joined this site). A most memorable experience as it was so awful. Couldn't wait to get away. On reflection I felt sorry for her thinking she's too unhinged to be doing this for a living. Amazed to hear she's still at it even though she doesn't seem to have changed.

[Name Not Found]

Visited her ages ago. Didn’t enjoy it at all

Too much detail in your review mate. can you cut it down a bit?

TLDR.

[myothernameis]

I’ve been punting for while and been a member here but never felt the need to post. Most of punts have been good.

This forum is about sharing, and from your post this indicates, your not about sharing

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Too much detail in your review mate. can you cut it down a bit?

TLDR.

By the sounds of it Rahat5, has a few punts up his sleeve, which looks like he hasn't shared with us

[Name Not Found]

By the sounds of it Rahat5, has a few punts up his sleeve, which looks like he hasn't shared with us

Indeed; hence my comment 

Maybe he thinks that IS a review?