China Sun Massage Parlour - Maidenhead

[CalvinJWest]

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Visited a few weeks ago when it was absolutely roasting hot.

Comms - I called up asking if I needed to book or not. Lady said I could just turn up, which I did half an hour later. I work close to Maidenhead so was quick and easy to get to for me.

Venue - Just round the corner from O'Neills, pretty much in the centre of town and a minutes walk from the train station. I walked in and was greeted by what seemed the only lady in the venue. Was taken straight in to a massage room and paid the £50 massage fee. No discussion about extras at this point.

The girl - I stupidly didn't get a name, but she must have been 40ish. She was actually wearing a mask so difficult to discuss looks but from what I could see, not the best. Not unattractive but not great. Wasn't able to see her body at all as she kept covered up.

The meeting - This is where it falls flat for me. The main issue was that both the main front door and the massage room door were left open. The massage room door was open by about a foot or more, so not completely wide open, but enough so that I could hear everything going on outside and anyone inside the venue walking past the room could easily look in. I appreciate it was a hot day, but the room didn't feel overly warm and this really put me off big time. When people walked by and were chatting, it felt like they were literally right outside the massage door. Was difficult to look past this as I wasn't really able to fully relax. Even so, the massage wasn't great. Hardly any oil used at all, so quite often I could feel plenty of friction heat from her hands. And the massage itself just wasn't very good. I've definitely had way better elsewhere. About half way in, the usual nails up and down my body and she asked if I wanted extras. Despite the noise distraction, I paid the £20. The only thing that changed this from a negative to a neutral was the HE was pretty decent. I asked her to go slow and tease a lot and to her credit, she did. I did my best to block out the noise.

Overall - I paid £50 for an hours massage and £20 for HE. I get a lot of these places YMMV so I could find the next time is a lot better. But I tend to stick to individuals so even if it's not a great experience, I know what to expect and not to go back. Likewise if I find someone who is great, I know it should be a similar experience the next time. My experience with shops/parlours has rarely been good and this is just another example of why I will be avoiding unless it's a last resort.

[dobob]

I had a similar indifferent experience at the same place. I think she is called Cee-Cee.  I prefer to agree and pay for extras up front, but she wasn't prepared to do that. During the massage, she kept taking breaks to check her phone. When she turned me over and discussed extras, I was talked into oral as well as the B2B and HE that was all I originally wanted. So that was £60 rather than £40 for the extras and all I got for the extra £20 was not very good covered oral.

[chunky]

They do not have a receptionist and only one girl working. Each massage room has cctv of reception and the front door. Any one can walk in and you are left on your own the only saving grace for me was just as the naughty bits started she locked the shops front door. With two girls and a receptionist this would be great as the stuff on offer is good.