Service: B2B massage and shower together (shower didn't happen)
Location NE1
2 hours for £200
Written on my mobile so please excuse any mistakes. Where to start with this one. With one perfect experience and one terrible and after reading fellow punters postive review I thought it may have been 3rd time lucky. I never fork out mover than 120 or 130 for a punt. Lisa was advertising 2 hours for £200. Is it a lot but considering it nets down to £50 / 30 mins for what was to be b2b it seemed decent. I think now she's doing 4 hours for 250 or something 🤔. Iv had a few strange experiences in my punting days and this definitely makes it into the top 3. So arranged a 2 hour booking for £200 was just after Easter. Got there at the allocated time and she messaged saying wait. So I wait... and wait and then she says now come. Walked to the apartment door and she's hiding behind. Must mention the apparent is next to Newcastle uni and the Rvi parking was a pain. Lisa is strange kind or an excentric woman, has a high opinion of herself and expects you to understand when she's rambling on putting the world to rights. Anyhow she opens the main door and hurrying ushers me inside no hello just a quick follow me. She was wearing shiny pants (a Firm favourite of mine) my personal nick name is slut pants ... now not everyone who wears them is a slut but they look fucking hot. She's walking fast through numerous doors and corridors, not uttering anything apart from " we must hurry" and "I will explain soon" all the while whilst looking behind to make sure we weren't being followed. I was getting pretty excited at this point we were obviously doing something naughty and it was exciting... even though i didn't have a clue what it was! Once her room , I'm stood there like a lemon while she checks the peephole of here door for a good 5 minutes to make sure we wernt followed. One of the many annoying things about her is she makes every sentence she speaks into some serious monologue. Proper megan markle mentally. Explaining pointless things slowly and in detail it's no wonder its a 2 hour app with the amount of shite she talks. Her constant getting up to drink water is another annoyance. Anyhow once in the room she gets me to sit on the bed and begins explaing about her x boyfriend whos "harmless" but been following her and her punters! If funds hadn't been exchanged I would have walked at this point. This conversation lasted at least 20 minutes and I got the whole back ground of how she hates him but can't leave him and how he's been pestering her and now following her customers and asking them what services she's offering. If I'm honest she's loving the attention. Seems to me she's pretending to be concerned but loving the being chased part. She's a solid 6 out of 10 for looks. I wouldn't say she's aged fantastically since our 1st meeting she's thinner now with a gaunt look about her lines around her mouth/cheeks a bit like Robbie Williams has if that makes any sense.
Eventually I stripped lay face down and she stripped to her thong. Poor massage started and she kept stopping to ask for advice on her "bf" Triying to rush things along I asked her to remove her thong and I turned over. This is where things got weirder she pointed to her arse cheek and there it was a cluster of red spots like a rash almost. This was due to stress followed with her having a urine problem again with stress because of her "bf". Again this was explained in great detail... unfortunately. I asked if I could massage her and having a thing for bums I went to stroke her arse cheek and she screamed... saying I was to near her rash and it hurt! This put a stop to that. Touching was allowed of her pussy and arse but the mood was spoilt and I had lost interest. She also proceeded to mention how many men want to sleep with her and explained it could be on the cards for a price.... I think I'll pass on that. I finished myself off and the shared shower didn't happen. Once I was dressed the shangannians started again she was checking the peephole and said I couldn't leave until the cost was clear. She was going to walk out and have a look and I was to wait in her room. I was very uncomfortable with this. Anyhow she left and I waited she didn't return and after about 5 minutes I got scared and sneaked out. That was that never again. 200 pounds lighter and a hour and half wasted out of the 2 hours booked (short changed by 30 minutes)
Only postive if there was one is she now longer has her cat!
Thanks for reading sorry about blabbing on
External Link/Members Only
